I am not a thief

"At the end of the year, I've asked people to take the initiative to ask you out. Isn't it a girlfriend? By whom Sister Cai continued her attack routine. If she didn't finish her heart, she would feel really uncomfortable. She had to find some waiters who knew Qiuyang and talk about it for a long time.

"No! Didn't I help the police station on duty! By the way to help a girl, very grateful, said to eat a meal, people or students! Isn't this the end of the year? I'll go home on holiday and say it's Juju! College students! Can you take a fancy to my junior high school student? Do you think it's possible? After graduation, they are gold-collar workers, white-collar workers with annual salary. Look at me. This is the collar made of clay. It tastes like scallion when I wash it every day Hu Dafa explained with self mockery, and then, without looking back, he went to the kitchen to smoke.

It's not all lies. Sometimes people lie inadvertently, but the degree of seriousness of listeners is not the same. When you meet someone who doesn't pay attention, just take it as a joke and laugh it off; If you are serious, you have to prepare more lies to fill the first one.

"Dafa, the tools are ready! The car is ready. I've checked. It's windy tonight. You can decide if you want to take action. " In the afternoon, Qiu Biao made a phone call and reported his preparations.

"No! I have to wait for the news from sister Hua! They didn't come out smart, honest at home with his daughter-in-law, you run home, send express Hu Dafa is still thinking about that family. Before the end of the year, he should go to the club once a day, once a month. It's like launching a satellite, leaving him a short window. Only that time can ensure that there is no one in his family!

"Oh, no hurry! I found time to buy a ladder and other unlocking tools, so these things are not easy to put on my car! Why don't you go to your master first? Isn't there an empty room? " It's too eye-catching to put a ladder on the car when you have nothing to do. It's like walking around with a Luoyang shovel when you have nothing to do. Isn't that because you're afraid that others won't recognize the word "Tomb robber" carved on your forehead?

"Yes! That's fine! " On second thought, Hu Dafa quickly denied the decision, "no! Let's leave it at your house! I can't put this in my master's place! If you put some wine, you'll be fine. If you put some money, my master is here, you can't lose it! These things, forget it

This, I can't put it there! Although the master guessed what he was doing, even if he didn't care about himself, he couldn't be blocked. Looking at these tools to climb the wall and unlock the lock every day, are you tempting an old thief? Or did he regret teaching himself these skills?

Now that you have come out, don't let master take the responsibility again. If you can't go back again, will you really throw the old bone into the big wall? It's not bad now. I sleep every day and watch the huge sum of money for myself! How much does it cost to hire a security guard outside? Be able to hire such an excellent "thief" to guard the Treasury without salary, be content!

After two days, Hu Dafa finally found a chance to give himself a half day rest. At the end of the year, people want to go home. If they have money, they have no money to go home for the new year. This is the same truth.

Before 11 o'clock, Hu Dafa drove straight to the appointed place. Far away, he parked his car in a free place. This kind of parking space is very difficult to find. Looking at the road ahead, there is at least one stop. Let's go! It's not a few dollars that can be saved. A lunch, at least an hour, in such a busy business district, an hour at least 20 yuan parking money, buy pancakes almost buy four!

Originally wanted to make an appointment for dinner, but the beauties do not eat dinner, in order to build, to slim, in order to lose weight, only at noon.

In the distance, Hu Dafa saw LAN Yueer standing on the steps of a shopping mall, dressed in a wine red warm down jacket, black high waist short heel leather boots, carrying a small handbag, and looking down to check the homework to be corrected in QQ and wechat on his mobile phone.

Hu Dafa was about to greet LAN Yueer, but he saw a tall man approaching. He lowered his head and whispered something to LAN Yueer. Within three seconds, the man turned and left.

Who is this? Do you know each other? LAN yue'er has brought her friends here! Haven't you seen it? Hu Dafa frowned and saw the man coming towards him.

"Brother, do you want a cell phone? New apple! Gaga, New The tall man asked Hu Dafa about his purchase intention in a low voice. At the same time, he showed him a brand new mobile phone.

Oh, dirty goods! Hu Dafa realized that the man didn't know where to get his cell phone and came here to sell the stolen goods. Looking at LAN Yueer's neat clothes, it may be that her mobile phone needs to be changed, so she went to contact the business and found herself again after she met a nail.

Hu Dafa raised his head and looked up and down at the man in front of him. I haven't seen it or caught it. I don't know whether it's a professional bootlegger or a fellow. I just got the goods. I take off the card and sell them directly. I collect money for the new year.

"Hundreds?" Hu Dafa steps a meal, while continuing to move forward, close to the blue moon, while inadvertently listening to the price. It's said that apples are good. If they are really cheap, it's necessary to buy one to go back and save the kitchen staff from showing off their apples when they have nothing to do.

"Look, it's so new! Not for hundreds! One thousand five hundred! Buy it now, take it! Go, try the machine over there The tall man is quite enthusiastic. He wants to pull Hu Dafa's arm directly.

"So expensive?" Hu Dafa raised his head again, ready to see this man clearly! If it's something you steal, it's really possible to sell it if you give it to several hundred people. It's true to sell it early and exchange it for money; If you help to sell the stolen goods, you will not be in a hurry. If you can sell hundreds more, you will get hundreds more. If you sell more, you will get more money.

"It's expensive! This is the latest model! The monopoly store sold eight or nine thousand yuan. In the first few days, it sold ten thousand yuan, but there was no machine. Look at the quality. There is no scratch at all. You can use it by inserting the card! What's the matter? Let's talk! " The tall man turns his mobile phone around in his palm, showing it on the front and back.

"Just this one?" Hu Dafa stops, waves to LAN Yueer, and continues to chat with Gao Ge.

"Ah? What do you mean by that? You... "The tall man didn't understand. He stopped suddenly and even began to retreat. If he found something unexpected, he was ready to retreat and escape at any time. If you steal a cell phone, you will get twice the sentence. If you have three or five cell phones in your pocket, you will get twice the sentence.

"That's my girlfriend. I always want to change my cell phone." Hu Dafa raised his hand and pointed to LAN Yueer, "it's the end of the year recently. If you still have one, I'll take two, and I'll change one too! Why not? " Hu Da gave the tall man a white look. Who says men can't use apples? Who says only women like apples?