I am not a thief

Let's go. I'm still talking about it. I have to use a provocative method at the end to see if I have a chance to finish the play.

"Who is that! Wait for more than an hour, also did not buy, no sincerity! Also said to buy two, back to his girlfriend to buy, with money? Can you afford apples? My pocket is cleaner than my face, and I take my girlfriend shopping! How interesting? What a shame for men! Still have the face to doubt me, am I that kind of person? I have no money. I have two apples, too! Do you have any?... "

"Hey, you're still a mouth breaker. You're really looking for gas!" Hu Dafa frowned. The old man was a little overburdened, and the more he said, the more overburdened he was. In the end, he was scolding me! If LAN Yueer is not here, I have to go out with you and search your pocket to see how many toys and real mobile phones you have!

"Let's go and ignore him. He's mostly a liar! I can't open my cell phone. I have to sell it! " Blue month son comforted Hu Dafa two, hand to intercept a waiter, "pay the bill!"

"Mostly? It's the whole liar Hu Dafa picks up his things and accompanies LAN Yueer out of the restaurant. He looks at the middle-aged man who is still shuttling through the crowd from a distance. He is especially willing to hang around the door of the mobile phone shop. Anyone who looks inside the mobile phone shop, he has to chat up with them. No matter whether he wants to buy a mobile phone or not, he has to show and promote his "apple" to them.

"Just like those who are peddling jade on the roadside, they are all chasing you! Take a white stone and say it's Hetian Yu. It's really white! It's also very similar, plus a bit of mutton serial, dress up a little bit. In fact, they are all fake and deceitful! "

"If you really know what to do and don't even look at it, you can lift their bottom in a word, but this kind of people don't pay any attention to them at all; Those who don't know what to do don't have to buy jewelry on the street. If you want to, just go to the jewelry store; Only those who don't understand or pretend to understand, read a little collection of books and linger in the collection of TV programs all day, that ability is half a bottle of vinegar, a bottle of discontent, half a bottle of sloshing, it's them they are hoodwinked

"Well, they also swap jade?" LAN yue'er has seen it before. No matter who she sees, she always takes a stone and sells it on the roadside. She has to purr when she opens her mouth. She also has to say that her stone is Hetian jade. Who knows if it's true or not!

"Well, there's no need to switch! It's all fake. What bag did you drop! I'll sell it to you, but it's just a stone! Think about it. If it's real Hetian Yu, do you yell in the street like this? Besides, look at their carvers. Give me a carving knife, and I can carve. Even if I can't carve a tiger, I can carve a cat! "

"And the green glass is emerald. How much is the glass? How much is emerald? Even if it's made of leftover materials, it can't be a few yuan. The salary can't come out! This kind of deception, even some people believe, you say strange or not! I don't know what these people think

"Well, there are so many swindlers! It's not enough to be a fool Hu Dafa watched the middle-aged man catch a fish again and was pulling people into the Hutong. He knew that this time there might be a door, and it was time for someone to be cheated again.

People, if you can't restrain the greed caused by thrift, then go to pick up the cheap and be fooled!

"Ha ha ha! There are a lot of idiots! It's not enough! " Blue moon smile bent over, gently beat Hu Dafa two fists.

"In fact, there are too many such tricks! I sell cameras and SLRs on the roadside. I bring a large flash. When I show you, I blink! You think, if the flash is on, it can still be a fake camera. It's still cheap. You can buy one for a few hundred yuan, then you can use it when you go home and install the card. Only when you take it home can you know that it's a plastic toy, which costs thirty or fifty yuan, and nothing else can be used. It's just that the flash is good for children. You say, ha ha, ah! These people, I can't say! " Hu Dafa couldn't go any further. He felt like coke. He turned his head and finally took a look at the middle-aged man in the alley. He took LAN Yueer back.

"Brother Hu, I'm really happy today! Ha ha, in addition to eating well, but also a good chat, ha ha! I didn't expect so many cheaters on the road! And you are a hero Blue moon son said, once again the thumbs up, praised Hu Dafa today's behavior.

"It's nothing. It's very simple. It's just a little bit of expense." Hu Dafa continued his humor. In fact, what he said was the truth, but what others heard was a "burden", and it was shaking very loud. More because, in the eyes of the pure blue moon, she is pure, is an ordinary person, is a good person, because, she does not know her past.

"Ha ha ha ha!" Blue moon laugh again, holding Hu Dafa's shoulder, the passers-by beside the smile are watching.

"Don't be happy. People are watching us! I think we're stupid! I didn't say anything. Why are you so happy? " Hu Dafa's face is serious, just like a real fool. He amuses others, but he still looks miserable and nothing happens.

"Oh, I can't stand it any more. I have to go back, or I'll get wrinkles! I laugh too much today! Hu Dafa, if we have time another day, we will make another appointment! " With that, LAN yue'er with a smiling face said goodbye to Hu da.

"Good!" Hu Dafa nodded and said goodbye with a smile. Rubbing the scattered buttocks, walking back, sorting out the thoughts just now. On the way home, Hu Dafa thought of the villain who caught the thief in the last long-distance run.

I don't know what happened to Lu Liguo recently. I haven't contacted him for a long time. Can I still have dinner? I'm not going to be caught again! Alas, it's really troublesome to be a teacher. I guess it's out of the question. It can't help! Or... Hu Dafa thinks that he is going to take over the business of the restaurant. Now that he has become the boss, it's not good to continue to meet him in the front hall! Hiding in the back, remote control command, the front is short of people.

It's better to recruit Lu Liguo and let him take over the work I used to do. As long as I give him enough food, it's better than living in fear now. What else does he want! Where can I find such a cheap worker! While beating him, training him, and then look, if the mind can change, back to help him say to the master, even if it is a younger martial brother, close the door! I can have a helper myself in the future.

Think about the current Qiu brothers, only Qiu Biao is still competent, Qiu Dalong that is really not enough to make trouble.