I am not a thief

"Hello, six monkeys, happy New Year!" Hu Dafa is holding the phone and chatting with Lu Liguo contentedly. People with different status have different identities. There is a gap between the money in his pocket and the thickness. The tone, attitude and expression of his speech have changed greatly.

"Oh, Dafa! happy new year! Well, what year will it be? After the Spring Festival, there are fewer people on the road. They all go to catch up with the Spring Festival and go back to their hometown. There is no business! How are you doing over there? " Lu Liguo was on the other side of the phone, as if he had just woken up, listless.

"Me?" Hu Da's heart moved. He can't tell him that this shop belongs to him“ Well, that's the same thing! Do you have a job now? I'll introduce one to you

"Work? OK? How much is it? What are you doing? " Lu Liguo didn't care. He was chatting with others.

"The work I used to do! Dishwasher! Why? A month... "Hu Dafa hesitated. Now, how can he not give money! Even if it's cheaper than others, it's almost the same“ It's not a lot of money every month, eight hundred! However, control the food and control it, you will be relieved! "

"So few! Ha ha, I don't believe it. Why did you go on with so little money. One thousand yuan a month, too little, don't do it! Now the courier have to give 6000, plus commission, can about 10000! I'm only so young. I've worked for half a year, and I've only worked for one month! "

Lu Liguo's direct refusal made Hu Dafa very angry, looking for a job for you, but also choosy. What can you do? What would you do? What else can you do except "money worker"! At the same time, long-distance running is not enough, let alone find a sportsman to chase you, I can make you tired.

"I think you can do a good job! If you drive for a big boss, it's 20000 yuan a month. It's also a package of food and shelter. If the boss is happy, he can give you a red envelope. Well, that's OK! " Hu Dafa starts to dig a big hole. If I don't shame you, I won't be Hu.

"Well, the monthly salary is 20000! This is OK! Is there insurance? Five insurances and one gold or six insurances and one gold? " In the middle of the meal, Lu Liguo suddenly woke up, "but I don't know how to do it because I can't drive! I'm going to learn it now. I'll have a quick one. It's almost half a month. Can you keep this job for me? "

"Keep it? You are not afraid to grow green hair, eat upset stomach! Let the boss wait for you? Are you the boss or is he the boss? Don't forget, people give you expenses, what do you think? " Hu Dafa knows that Lu Liguo doesn't have a car. He smiles on the phone and makes trouble for him. Even want insurance? I have been running naked without insurance for several years. Do you still want insurance?

"There's another job. This one will do. Do you want to try it. The business manager can manage several people under his hand, and his average monthly salary can be over ten thousand, and he has a commission. If he completes the task, the Commission will be higher than his salary! Why don't you try? "

"Finish the task? What's the assessment? What does business do? What do you sell? " Lu Liguo thought, this is also good, now popular do business, find a personal spray! Spray right, that is salary plus commission, spray wrong, nothing more than practice lip service.

"Sell the house! Hainan house! If you sell well, you can go to Hainan for a tour! " Hu Dafa looked at the sky and began to make up.

"Sell the house! Now I hear it's not easy to do! A month can not sell a set, selling houses are outdated, are popular shops. Is this... Any more? " Lu Liguo really regards Hu Dafa as an employment agency. He is picky and greedy.

"Yes! And an office director! The task is to take a few office girls to do some copywriting, write bidding documents, prepare documents and do logistics work well! Simple Hu Dafa is on the other side of the phone. How about your ability and education? Give you a cleaning job, it's worthy of you!

"Yes! This is good! It can also match men and women! What's the salary? "

"Wages! More than a thousand Hu Dafa began to feel a little disgusted. No wonder Lao Liu didn't want to accept him as an apprentice. The master hasn't been picky yet. There are so many demands from the apprentice. How can I teach you?

"Why so few? More than one thousand, at least ten thousand! Eight thousand will do! "

"More than a thousand dollars! They are foreign-funded enterprises. They don't have any other requirements. They have to know two foreign languages! "

"Oh, Dafa, aren't you hard for me? I don't know the bird language! I've forgotten how many letters there are, and I speak a foreign language! Two more foreign languages! Do dialects count? I can't do this! Let's talk about cheben. It's OK to take it down in half a month. I can't do foreign language for half a year! "

Lu Liguo didn't finish. He was stopped by Hu Dafa“ Hey, you think that's true? What a beautiful dream! Look at you. If you don't have the education background, the ability, and the foreign language, the only thing you have is the background of the police station. Do you need enough books? If you still choose a job and have a place to eat, it's good! Let's stop talking nonsense. One: if you come to work for me, you'll get so much pay. Take care of your food. At the beginning, I didn't want to pay you. It's to take care of your face. I'm afraid you have a place to spend money. Otherwise, hum! "

"Two: I don't have the time to care about you. What kind of work do you want to do? Let's go our separate ways! What's more, when can I settle the 300 yuan I lent you? It's almost the end of the year. It's not too late for the New Year No way, Hu Dafa had to use the last move. Either you don't care about anything, or you just wash the dishes for me. There are not so many choices to choose.

Just like QQ, wechat marriage, a group of people, hundreds of thousands of people, have nothing to do with blind poverty, what's the use of ah, are beautiful women, are handsome men, one by one chase, not tired to death you, first blind you. The most happy is the telecommunication company, look at the photos, give the flow money!

"Yes! Dafa, it's not convenient for me recently! The money... Can't last for the New Year! Don't worry. I'll remember. I can't do without you! "

"What! After the new year? After the new year, the interest will be increased. I'll lend you 300 yuan and pay you 600 yuan after the new year. " Hu Dafa swung his sword again. If he didn't take off your big crotch or break your gall, it would never be over.

"Ah? You want to eat people? You are more black than Huang Shiren. I've only borrowed it for a few months, and it's doubled directly. You, you want to make money, don't you? How can I steal so much money for you? I! Cough Lu Liguo had nothing to say. He was a thief. This time, he met a thief who was more cruel than a robber.

"That is to say, you have no choice but the first one! Don't talk nonsense. I'll report to our restaurant at nine tomorrow morning. If I don't come, I'm sorry for you! " After that, I stopped talking to Lu Liguo and hung up.

This is a jerk, to find you a job, have food and shelter, even not satisfied, nothing, also asked, also want to cheat. As long as you come, I'll take care of you!