I am not a thief

"Good! Let's get her! " Flower elder sister didn't think so much, some excited pull Hu Dafa, want to pick up with.

"Ah? Oh Is pondering, the cell phone rang again, do not ask, it must be the killer“ Hey, yun'er, you're back. Why don't you say it in advance? "

"What to say first? What are you doing? Why did you hang up just now? It can't be a blind date! So nervous, it's either cheating or stealing! To be honest, what are you doing? " Liu yun'er hasn't arrived yet, and he has already begun to interrogate Hu Dafa. If you see him, and see this matter in front of you, you won't die!

"Yes! What are you doing? Do good work! Learning * * " Hu Dafa touched sister Hua's smooth body in his hand. He said in his heart that he couldn't work with your best friend“ I either cheat or steal. I steal my home directly! If I don't pick you up, you'll never get home! "

"Come on, don't be so wordy. What adjectives do you have! I'll pick you up! Do you want to take sister Hua with you? " Hu Dafa's strategy is to pass the handle first. I hope you can bring it up yourself. It's better not to take it with you! Otherwise, the more I say, the more energetic you are. I can't explain it clearly.

"Good! Together! I have a gift for you! Well -- "Liu yun'er pauses for a moment, and then says," why don't you come? Sister Hua went to work last night, but it's not her time to get up! Come here by yourself! Help me with my luggage

"Oh! Yes! I'm going to start now Hu Dafa wait for three seconds, Liu yun'er no longer speak, just gently hung up the phone, on this, for a while inevitably a interrogation.

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"You can sleep a little longer! I'll pick her up. It should be an hour before I get to the station! " Hu Dafa gently left a kiss on sister Hua's face. He looked at it more and got out of bed.

"Hu Dafa, what are you doing in the morning? Why did you hang up on me? " Not surprisingly, Liu yun'er directly faces Hu Dafa and begins to interrogate him again.

"I didn't do anything! What's wrong? It's not the first time to hang up. What's the matter! Besides, you can't guess! I haven't eaten the breakfast yet. I'm going on a blind date? Is there a blind date this early? How about meeting in the morning? Is it that difficult for me? I'm so young, I'm afraid I don't have a daughter-in-law? " Hu Dafa takes a look at Liu yun'er and begins to be interrogated.

"Then why don't you call me? Let me call you back. What do you mean

"I hear you coming back, brushing your teeth and washing your face, waiting for your order at any time! My young lady! How can I call back with my mouth occupied? " Hu Dafa was forced to have no choice but to make up what he thought was a complete lie, hoping to muddle through.

"Really? Come here, I smell it Liu yun'er, sitting in the co pilot's seat, pulls Hu Dafa's collar to his body during the red light, "open your mouth!"

"Ah? There are others like this Hu Dafa's hair stood upright, thinking: no matter how familiar we are, we can't do this. Even if we entered the police station, we didn't have such an inspection? Where did you learn that?

"What a smoky smell? Did you really brush your teeth in the morning? Is the toothpaste Hongtashan brand or Yuxi brand? It's no brush Liu Yun son carefully smell twice, Hu Dafa and pushed back.

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Hu Dafa was sniffed, and he smelled Liu Yun. He smelled a mixed perfume. After all, the train has just mixed down with all kinds of flavors. The smell of perfume is no longer obvious. But it can be a compensation to peek at the beauty of a few pretty women.

It's better not to talk. Hu Dafa focuses on driving. He takes Liu yun'er's problems as the wind in his ears and let them go!

"Dafa, I don't think I have so many days?"

"Yes?" Are you OK, elder sister? I have one in my arms. Can I miss you? I'm not a popular lover or idol star. Why do I want so many beautiful women? I'm just an ordinary thief. I used to have a place to work, but now I haven't thought about doing anything! Why do I have to miss you?

"Yes! Of course! From the day you left, I began to think, from the 30th night to the first day of junior high school, from the first day of junior high school to the 15th! I've been thinking about it for more than a month. I can't remember you any more! You're back. Come on, let me have a good time! " Hu Dafa thought, you are poor, endless, I give you to take the initiative to attack, see how you do!

"Really! Good! Come on, bang Liu yun'er is not stingy and starts to tease directly.

"Ah?" Hu Dafa was vague after listening. This kind of tease, blind poor, I really forget who is the opponent, who is the opposite? Every day in this situation doing emotional and soul games, but also care about this“ You are not tired! Can't you take a rest? "

"I'd better get down to business with you! I moved your house! The place is not far from the original house, which is just two or three stops. Now it's a two bedroom apartment. Sister Hua says she wants to live in a small house. The big house is for you! You have too many clothes and shoes to put in the hut! I didn't discuss this with you. Don't you get angry! " Hu Dafa gently explained, and at the same time, he glanced at Liu yun'er's expression.

"Yes! Sister Hua told me! But why move, did not say clearly! It turns out that the house is very good! It's cheap! The only drawback is that there is no elevator! I don't think it's too small! Just move! Think it's for the old man Liu yun'er's eyes turned around, glanced at Hu Dafa, and asked coldly: "Dafa, this is your idea! Give me an explanation

"Well! Did you guess? " Hu Dafa looks at Liu yun'er who hasn't thought about it clearly. In his mind and stomach, he is mixed with fried dough sticks and soybean milk he ate in the morning. As soon as he makes up a reasonable lie, he can pass the test? It's like when a husband is on a business trip, he has to report to his daughter-in-law at 11 o'clock every night. If he doesn't have this call, it's suspicious. I can't make up this nonsense today, and it will be hard to get along with in the future.

"I guess a fart, hurry to tell the truth!"

"I think so! Last time, the old man you accompanied, sister Hua, told me that you didn't quit. He went to your club and said he wanted to see you! It's almost time to ask sister Hua about the situation! I'm afraid there will be an accident, so I discussed with sister Hua and moved first! After all, that kind of character, we can't stir it up! "