I am not a thief

The young man in the bar was opening the wine bottle for the three children. Just after he was busy, in order to show his cool in front of the young people, he took a glass of water and put it on the marble table with his hand. With a "brush", he rowed from two meters away. The cup stopped 40 cm to the left of Hu Dafa and stopped steadily. Normally, it's more comfortable to move forward, but it's more convenient for Hu Dafa to operate.

Hu Dafa didn't use his left hand to pick up the cup nearby. Instead, he used his right hand to pick up the cup. He turned to the left and swung his left hand casually. He had already scratched on the right pocket of the "glasses" on the left. The lock was opened quietly. After his right hand got the cup, he turned his left hand back and forced the middle finger of his index finger to clip the mobile phone out of the pocket, Put the mobile phone in the palm of your hand first, and wait until your body is ready naturally, "apple" has entered your pocket.

Everything is so natural, everything seems to have never happened, even the folds on the lapel, there is not too much disturbance, but when the mobile phone is taken out, the lock has not yet been able to help him pull it up, if the "glasses" can notice this now, Hu Dafa must be playing now.

He also said that he wanted to buy an apple. No, he didn't need to buy it. He directly "got it without any effort.".

Fortunately, in prison, uncle Xiong forced himself to practice his left hand, which had been foreseen for a long time! If I didn't work hard at that time, it's really hard to start today. I can't discuss it with "glasses". Let's change our position!

After all the operations, Hu Dafa felt his pocket. When he got off the bus, he took a few yuan of change in order to prepare for the parking fee. But the toll collector here charged later, so the change was put into his pocket. This time, it was used. Thinking about the next step, Hu Dafa wanted to laugh. Didn't he use it when he was in the park with Qiuyang as a fortune teller? It's just that we used steel bar last time and prepared paper money today.

After groping for a long time, Hu Dafa made up his mind, "I can't bear to have a child with a wolf." today, put more capital into it! Just take five yuan and play with you!

A five yuan note was sandwiched between Hu Dafa's two fingers. When no one noticed it, he threw it with his fingers. The money floated under the high stool with glasses. It was quite appropriate and impartial. Throw money at the same time, Hu Dafa help glasses to lock up, so, perfect!

"Ah! You dropped something! " Hu Dafa glanced at the child beside him and pointed to the bottom of his chair. He was holding the glass of boiled water, just like a vodka. He sipped a little and had to cuddle his teeth. He stood up and walked slowly to a armchair behind him. He sat down and cocked his legs, waiting for the start of the play.

"Oh! Thank you The attention of glasses is not here at all, but still bent down and looked under the chair, "Yo, I picked up the money! I'm lucky today. I'm happy at the beginning. I'll pick up the money from the door! Good omen Then he slipped out of the chair and picked up the five yuan note.

"Oh, it's a good thing to pick up the money. Don't forget to treat! Nothing else, just a night of Internet cafes! Ha ha Huang Mao looked at the five yuan, and he had already spent it for his glasses, and it was not enough!

"Please take me with you and change my equipment. I'll pay for it myself!" Fat people also immediately follow, never lag behind.

"Ah? You two are bullying me! I just picked up five yuan! You two think it's five grand? Besides, this is what I dropped. I just picked it up, not money! " Glasses white, two brothers a look, opened the pocket of the lock, the money into, pull the lock, continue to chat.

Ouch, didn't you put it on? What's the matter? I forgot that I should have a cell phone in my pocket? You have nothing but games in your head! It's a good deal to exchange five yuan for an Apple phone! But the plan is a failure, a waste of wax! If I had known that, I would have gone straight away. Why should I have paid for it!

Do I have to throw another five dollars? I'm going to throw money. Isn't it a little fake? Why don't you change it to steel bar! Can also save a little, five steel bar, can let him cat waist five times!

When Hu Dafa hesitated, things changed.

I saw the "glasses" move slowly. My right hand gently rubbed outside my right pocket. Then I increased my strength. I pinched two hands outside my pocket. Then I opened the lock in a panic. I bowed my head and began to look for the mobile phone in my pocket. I didn't even care about the five yuan I had just put in. I took it out and threw it on the bar.

"Why? What's the matter? " Huang Mao on the left side of the body found this situation and asked about it.

"Boss! There's a ghost! The cell phone is gone Glasses some ambiguous answer, he has been in the pocket inside and outside three times, and the pocket turned out from the inside, in addition to the air, no hair.

"What? Mobile phone, the apple just now? " Fat man is also a little flustered, after all, that mobile phone also has its own efforts.

"Yes Perspiration has been seen on the forehead of the glasses. Once again, the search scope has been expanded, and the pockets on the left and right sides have begun to shake off. Finally, he jumps directly from the high chair, takes off his cotton padded clothes, and starts to touch them inch by inch from the collar. Even if there is a hard object the size of steel, he will never let it go. He still doesn't find it when he touches the corner of his clothes.

"There's a ghost! Which pocket did you put it in? Did you put it in the trouser pocket? " Huang Mao also began to worry, looking around his glasses at where else he might put an apple in.

"No, no trouser pockets! I remember putting it in the right pocket! After putting it in, I took a picture and pinched it! Why is it gone? Did you drop the money just now? No, such a big mobile phone falls on the ground, can it still make no noise? " While speaking, he knelt on the ground with both hands on the ground. His head was in the middle of the long legs of the high chair. He looked around for the missing apple!

"Do you remember wrong that mobile phones can still grow feet? Running back? " The fat man was also nearby, and the cat was looking around. Mobile phones can't have feet, but Hu Dafa has feet. Besides feet, he has a pair of dexterous hands, and his left hand is also dexterous.

After searching for five minutes within a 10 meter radius, the three men found nothing. Finally, Huang Mao's brain was faster and began to look for suspicious people.