I am not a thief

"You say it Hu Dafa's fingers are yellow, waiting for them to take the initiative to explain. It's better to direct the generals!

"That's the phone!" Huang Mao replied in a low voice.

"Which cell phone? Make it clear! From the beginning Hu Dafa really regarded himself as a policeman. He was very serious about the interrogation, so he took notes and finally signed and pressed his fingerprints.

"Are you policemen?" Huang Mao hasn't said it yet, and his glasses are whispering at the end. This problem hasn't been clarified yet. What do you say? How do I say this?

"What do you think?" Hu Dafa heard it. He weighed the wrench up and down in his palm and looked coldly at his glasses. The brain in this should be this person! At least there are a few questions that can be asked. The fat man has already counseled. Now it's best to add a diaper in his pants. Yellow hair is also afraid. Now the person who dares to say such words is just this humble and weak glasses.

"No!" Glasses raised his head and looked at Hu Dafa. Although he was stopped by his companion's eyes, he always wanted to say something in his stomach.

"Say the reason!" Hu Dafa smiles faintly, waiting for the following text.

"Can the police come out and drive this car? The car is still painted with moving service and contact number? No uniform, no identification! Just now, I saw that your certificate is a driver's license, not a police officer's license! Do you have handcuffs? In a moment, where shall we go? " Say their arguments, glasses is very concerned about their next stop is where, will not be a moving company it!

After listening to the glasses, Hu Dafa recalled what happened in the bar just now. The glasses were always beside him. After Qiu Dalong came in, he withdrew to the bar. He did give the landlady a look at her ID. she didn't see it clearly. Unexpectedly, the glasses beside him noticed it! Police officer certificate, how can I have it! It would be nice to have a driver's license! If you don't have a driver's license, you'll have to take out your bus card and shake it!

OK, careful observation! Hu Dafa nodded, "anything else? Go on

"When the police come into the door to handle a case, they all shout a few times first, at least as a deterrent! The elder brother came in and didn't call himself a policeman! What's more, that temperament is a little bit far away! " Glasses with more than light Piao Qiu Dalong one eye, Hu Dafa is civilized, but in front of that, it is estimated that is not a good temper.

"Yes! That's a little bit of truth! " Hu Dafa nodded again, feeling like he agreed with the glasses guess, but in the end is what, or not clear ah“ Any more? "

"In addition, my mobile phone is always in my pocket, and it must be locked. Why did it come to you? I believe the police can't do it in this process! You - --- is not... "Glasses bold guess, but the final conclusion did not finish.

"I'm not a policeman!" Hu Dafa admitted without hesitation. After that, the fat man who was still squatting in the trunk of the car could not help but sat in the car.

"Oh, I can't squat! I'm so tired. I have to sit down! I can't. I'm breaking my leg! " Since it's not a police officer, you're welcome! You don't have the law enforcement power. Can you manage it? The fat man thought of this and changed his posture impolitely, so he almost rolled in the car.

"Then you have no reason to arrest us? You don't have this right. Moreover, we can reserve the right to sue you. This is called illegal detention, which is punishable by criminal law! " Glasses courage slightly up, although still honest squatting, but the head completely raised, trying to think about school when the law related knowledge.

"Yes! You don't have the right to let us go! " Hearing this, Huang Mao stood up excitedly. Before he straightened up, "bang", his head went up to the roof of the car, straight back to its original shape, tilted inside the car, covered his head and grinned“ I'll go, knock me to death! "

"Well, that makes sense!" Hu Dafa turned and looked at Qiu Dalong, who was smoking in front of him. "Hey, we broke the law. We are under illegal detention! This is to arrest us and shut up our class! Why don't you go? "

"Ah? Go! Let's see who's the first to have bad luck Then he threw away his cigarette fart and turned his head“ Hey, who told you to sit down, squat With a roar, the fat man quickly shrunk up and squatted again with his hands on the floor of the car. This time, he was more polite than when he just got on the bus. I think it's not a good thing that he was afraid of Qiu Dalong's anger and was beaten for nothing.

"We helped the police to solve a theft case, right! Met the theft gang, collective crime, and still steal, sell stolen goods through-train, this thing, right! At the same time, in the process of arrest, theft gang collective resistance, this, right, at least the bar owner can testify! There should be monitoring! "

"As an ordinary person, you should be commended for your bravery! I walk on the road, see a thief, is encroaching on other people's property, I am chasing to help, this matter, no problem! I can't deal with gangs. Find a helper and deal with them together. This is no big problem, right! Even if we are brave enough to do something for a just cause and go to the police station, we have to praise us! Will you lock us up and release the three of you, as you said? "

Hu Dafa has never been afraid of reasoning. At least it is enough to deal with these amateur law illiterates. After all, he has studied for a while!

"Eh!" Glasses finally can not go on, and finally, lowered his head.

"Tell me about you!" Again, Hu Dafa still wants to know about these children.

"I spent the night in the Internet bar yesterday. I slept in the morning for a while. After lunch, I had no money in my pocket, so I looked for the fat man and wanted to find some money to spend! He has a motorcycle. I said we should get a mobile phone on the street. Now many people are like that, playing games, reading novels, chatting on wechat and listening to songs while walking. They don't pay attention. They are just like idiots and walking dead. It's easy to do! "

"After all, we'll be on the street. It happened that there was a girl at the intersection. The girl was listening to music and her pocket was not locked. So we took her and robbed her of her mobile phone. Then, call on glasses, come out to play together for a while, still say to continue to brush the night! Unexpectedly, I met you Huang Mao lowered his head and said in a low voice. He finally made today's affairs clear.

"It has nothing to do with glasses. I told them to come out. It has nothing to do with fat man. It's him who rides the bike. I'm the one who does it. He drives in front of me. I don't know what happened. He doesn't know when he takes the mobile phone! " In the end, Huang Mao wants to take all the things to himself and play the leading role. It's like monkey sun in Wuzhuang temple, who can take the place of master's sin, is on his own.