I am not a thief

When Hu Dafa was about to hit the meat mountain, he pushed his shoulder to the fat man's chest and stretched out his left hand. As if he wanted to find a support, he put it on the fat man's right shoulder. The fat man instinctively raised his right hand to block, wanted to see the move, pushed away Hu Dafa's left hand.

Hu Dafa's right hand, like a flash of lightning, reached into the fat man's arms. He had already pinched his wallet out of the other person's arms with both fingers. His fingers closed inside and held it in the palm of his hand. The right shoulder sank, basically did not touch the fat man, sideways walked past.

As soon as he turned around, Hu Dafa was still holding his wallet between his fingers, "slapping" on the palm of his left hand, "how about it?"

"Ah?" The fat man was stunned. "What's the matter? Magic! Ah! No! It was in my pocket just now! I'm still pressing it. How come it's in your hands? "

"Technical work!" Huang Mao's eyes brightened, his mouth opened wide, and it took him three seconds to put his tongue away“ fierce! "The old man!"

"It's not a cheat, it's a thief!" Glasses whispered.

Hu Dafa waved his hand and instructed the fat man to return to his seat. He turned his head and looked at the glasses he continued to work hard. "What's the matter? Have you opened them yet?"

"No, this paper clip doesn't work well! It seems that the lock is rusted and can't be twisted! "

"You can't pull shit out of the pit! I'll try! " Huang Mao became interested. He grabbed the lock and the paper clip, bit his teeth and twisted them hard. Three minutes later, sweat came down and the paper clip was almost broken. The lock, or the lock, was bent into a ring, which didn't give Huang Mao any face.

"No way!" Huang Mao pouted, put the lock and paper clip on the turntable and turned to Hu Dafa.

"Look Hu Dafa took two things that didn't touch the boundary at all. He held the lock in his left hand, like a magician showing his props to the audience. He held the paper clip with his thumb and index finger in his right hand. As soon as he closed his hands, the paper clip was inserted into the keyhole. He twisted it left and right, shook his hand, and the lock was opened.

"Ah

"It's technology! Or magic? "

"Great Huang Mao licks his lips and stares at Hu Dafa's hands. If only these hands could grow on me. Are you worried about going out to the bar?

Just like many people envy those big bosses, if their brains can grow on me, I can earn a lot of money and become a boss; If I have a big enterprise as a platform, I can also call the wind and rain; As many people think, if my father is a director, minister, mayor... I don't have to worry about it. I don't want to have what I want; More like what some people with defects think, if I also have a fresh face, a cute face, and a star idol face, do I need to think about where to go for plastic surgery all day?

Hu Dafa carefully examined the faces and appearances of the three children for a while, guessed their mentality and thoughts, and finally said, "do you want to learn?"

"Yes Three people are nodding, but the speed, frequency and range of nodding are different. Obviously, what they think is different.

Glasses nodded the slowest, some absent-minded; Huang Mao's eyes are as big as a lamp. If he nods like kowtow, he almost touches the desk; The fat man ordered a few times and then stopped. He didn't know if he could learn to be so stupid.

"You can't! Being impetuous and loving, he is just like monkey sun who has just learned the art of immortality. Once he has learned it, he will definitely make trouble, but he can't! " Hu Dafa looks at Huang Mao. According to Master Lao Liu's eyes, he certainly can't learn this. At least he has no chance now.

"Glasses! It's just a little clumsy and not diligent enough. Ha ha, I may not be able to learn! " Hu Dafa turned his head again and looked at the fat man, but he didn't judge him. He just looked at his fat body and his naive face with a smile.

"What about me?" Fat heart beat drum, is it not, three people only I have some Huigen, this is to accept me as an apprentice, teach alms? In the heart small drum madly hits, almost must accept the head then to worship.

"You! No more Hu Dafa flushed the drum to the seaside with a basin of cold water“ Have you ever seen someone who is as tall and fat as you? If you three go out to do something, no matter who the owner is, they will remember you! In addition to fat, but also so tall! Don't you worry? You don't worry, I do! "

"Then we are all waste wood? Smart stars and the like! " Glasses raised his eyes, some unconvinced asked.

"No waste! Just have to clean up! You can only drive. It's OK to be a driver. You can be a part-time bodyguard. At least you can scare people! " Hu Dafa points the fat man and gives his own advice.

"You two, you've got to get rid of the trouble first, and then talk about it!" The implication is that a fat man will not be able to do this. As for yellow hair and glasses, there are still some opportunities.

"Learning to drive, good! I have a book! What a motorcycle The fat man said positively.

"What about the car?" Hu Da white eyes, looking at the fat man, "you three, who have this?"

"He Yellow hair and glasses point to the fat man.

"Want to learn how to drive?"

"Yes! Three people and coincidentally nodded, "but no money ah, the family does not give the money, they do not have, car learning is not cheap ah!"

"What are you talking about? What kind of car is that? " Qiu Dalong has come in with the waiter carrying the dishes. He serves them in turn and interrupts the conversation of several people.

"Whose lock is it? What are you doing here? " Qiu Dalong holds two bottles of "muddle headed Fairy" wine in his hand, stands on the table and throws the broken lock to the ground.

"Brother Qiu, just now he's gone!" Huang Mao pointed to Hu Dafa and said, "give us a hand. Can you do this job?"

"Yes? What kind of work? " Qiu Dalong took a look at Hu Dafa and didn't understand what he meant.

"It's the lock!"

"Give me the key. What's the difficulty in unlocking! It's very simple! " Qiu Dalong didn't know what he had missed, and answered heartlessly.

"Poof!" Three people kneel down together, and mindless people, needless to say anything high-tech, just say you're not happy with him, or just raise your glass and drink.

"Look at my fists, fingers and arms. Do they do this?" Qiu Dalong saw that the three children dared to laugh at themselves. They arched their forearms directly to expose the muscles of their upper arms. Their lips were crooked and their eyes were bulging. They stared at the three children until they were hairy.

"Well, if you don't say anything else, eat!" Hu Dafa waved his hand and had dinner!

After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, several people talked about some simple topics, until they stopped chopsticks, only fat man and Qiu Dalong were still lying on the table to make up.