I am not a thief

"If it's not on the same channel, you'd better look for the remote control. Just tune the channel! How funny! The most exasperating is the three outlooks, what and what? I'll give you ten minutes to make it clear? I don't know what to ask for? How can we call it right when we have no answer? Is it right to chase her with all your life? How do you explain those who get divorced again? "

"Does it mean that the original three outlooks were wrong and changed later? Or are you blind? How can you find someone by these? Do you think everyone comes from philosophy? If people really tell you three outlooks for three days and three nights, are you still bored to death? In fact, it's just a cover up, a fig leaf, a cover, blah blah blah! Why don't you just mention the amount of betrothal gifts? What's the matter with all the useless things? "

"After marriage, it's more troublesome to wait on your daughter-in-law than on your mother. You have to think about her when you have time or not, and you have to have a romantic life. You have to come to a candlelight dinner every three to five, and you have to think about sending a handful of flowers on the anniversary. What do you mean, what's wrong with sending flowers, and some people send cotton? Don't talk about it? "

"You don't think about it. Do you know how to wash clothes? Or do you know how to cook? You are used to the landlady's habit, you still have this and that! That is to say, men's status is too low now. If we put it in the past and stand at attention directly against the wall, we can relax when we are in a good mood! "

"I had a good time. If I didn't, I would cry, make trouble and hang myself. Open your mouth, you don't love me. Shut up, you have an affair. If you have a junior, you have nothing to quarrel with. It's more lively than the kitchen in our restaurant. Do you have some confidence in yourself? He often compares his husband with the old Wang next door. What people eat and drink, and what they buy for their daughter-in-law, make him blush. That's two men in bed. What's the comparison? Envy, envy, hate? Just go through the wall! "

At last, Hu Dafa's voice became louder. He straightened out his chest and said what he usually heard, understood and thought in the restaurant. He told Liu Yun a paragraph and pushed Liu yun'er forward until there was no way to go. The distance between the two people was less than half a foot, and his chest almost bumped together.

"Who are you talking about?" Liu yun'er's eyebrows stand upright and stares at her eyes and asks coldly.

"Ah?" Hu Dafa shivered, blinked and looked at the beautiful woman in front of him, "I'm just talking about it. It's just a popular topic now, no one! It's better to master it yourself. "

Then, about to turn around, Liu yun'er hands forward, in Hu Dafa's chest forced to push out, "I let you say, you wait, in the evening I will tell sister Hua, let her help me, clean up you, you have to wash your brain!"

"No, no, no! I beg for mercy. I admit it. I'm damned. I'm a jerk. That's the end of it! Stop talking about it, OK! I can't help you with the Wang sisters. Don't mention the topic just now. Well, I'll be home soon. Give me your coat! "

"Why? I'm still cold! " Liu yun'er clenched the skirt of the coat and pulled it hard. It seems that she hasn't worn enough!

"It's not good for sister Hua to see this! What's more, you are fragrant and stick to my coat. When you go home, you will be smelled by sister Hua. How can I explain? I had another drink. Isn't that a misunderstanding? You just said that men who have money or not want to have fun outside. I'm guarding such a beautiful beauty. Isn't that near water? " Hu Dafa smile, want to quickly take back the clothes.

"No, wait! I'll wait until I'm angry! " Liu yun'er was praised a few words, in a slightly good mood, quickly walked into the community. But Hu Dafa had no choice but to follow closely. Anyway, he went back to his home and took back his clothes before entering the house.

In order to ease the atmosphere, Hu Dafa thought of a thing just now, "ah, Miss Liu, what can I ask you? Can you tell me something? "

"What's the matter?" Liu yun'er's spirit hasn't gone away. She glanced at Hu Dafa and turned her head

"Just now, the Wang sisters said that your club requires you to have a college degree or above, but I remember that you graduated from junior high school or high school! How did you get into the team? There are flower sister, education is not enough, how do you introduce it? Is anyone there

"Oh, brother, I thought it was something! How simple this is! The streets are full of fake certificates. Just look for one at random. Universities and colleges should write far away. It's better to write about the old, young, remote and poor areas. Make up a university at will and find an unpopular major. He can't imagine what this major should do! For example, massage major, physiological health major, health care major, nursing major, very simple, who will go to school to check? Two hundred dollars, done! You can't write about Harvard University, Cambridge University and MIT

"Well, look, isn't it all written? It's so convenient. You can find it everywhere on the roadside, on the telephone pole, on the wall of the corridor and in the bathroom! It's called garbage culture and toilet culture. You have to find it in the place where you throw garbage and in the toilet. " Liu yun'er pointed to a line of words sprayed with white paint on the ground with her feet, "license, mobile phone number! Do you want to save it? What if one day you need a college degree to wash dishes? Now, it's still cheap. I can't say that in two years, the price of the certificate will have to rise! That's true! "

"Now you can start with a bachelor's degree and a master's degree at the same time. You can get two at a discount. The bachelor's degree can be used now, and the graduate's degree can be used in a few years. Don't take it out now. You should be close at your age. If you say it, others won't believe it

"Ah? I still have a bachelor's degree or a master's degree? This is to apply for the certificate! Forget it, I'm still like that. I'll graduate from junior high school! What's more, you can make up so many majors. Why don't you say that you are a computer, programming, electrification, accounting and petrochemical major? What do you think? That's a surprise Hu Dafa almost laughed out loud, but he admired him very much.

"Big brother, there is no such major, OK! If you don't make it up like this, if you meet someone who knows how to do it, they will just ask me a few words about my professional knowledge, but it won't show up. Really, I don't know? But about the knowledge of physiological health, I'm not bad! As for massage and health care, we must master them. Do you think anyone can ask me? Or one day, sister, I'm in a good mood. I'll open my eyes to you and try my skills on you to give you a free experience. " With that, Liu yun'er began to deviate again, a pair of small hands stirred Hu Dafa's shivering body, numb and crisp, just like electricity.