I am not a thief

"Ha ha, it's reasonable! If you can help manage the traffic, or let everyone have this kind of consciousness, and improve the quality of drivers, I think this kind of traffic jam problem will be solved long ago! Most of the time, it's the drivers who block themselves! " The two policemen, laughing and waving goodbye, have long forgotten Comrade Ma's complaints“ Hurry to repair the car! You

Seeing off the police, the old horse didn't leave. He thought over and over again. Today, he was unlucky. Money lost, not a big deal, in a few days, may come back, but the notebook inside the information, it is quite important, a lot of things are not backup, these days how to do the work!

Maybe the thieves are only interested in cash, but they don't care much about notebooks? Think, the old horse began to act, at least have to follow the thief escape route to find it, in case they abandoned it, it can be lucky! Thinking, lock the car, take a look at the car, there is really nothing worth stealing, into the alley.

Opportunity! Hu Dafa saw that Ma began to solve the case by himself. He was very happy. He looked back at Liu yun'er and was still staring at himself! If you don't treat this elder sister comfortably today, it's hard to say what kind of stumbling block you will make in the future, and it's unpredictable!

However, how to retaliate against Comrade Ma next? Really carrying a stick, carrying a sack, with the old horse drilling alley, cold in the back of the hand, and then called Liu yun'er over, can hard beat. In that case, it is likely to be exposed, even with the two children, it is unnecessary! Hu Dafa quickly denied the plan. When he was looking around, he found a fruit stand by the road.

Strawberries, bananas, early maturing watermelon, as well as peach, fruit many, all Shuiling.

"Two peaches, boss!" Hu Dafa took out the change and looked at the money to buy things. Anyway, it's only three yuan. Let's finish it!

"What? Two peaches The boss looked at Hu Dafa who was dressed neatly. He didn't look like a beggar. How could he buy two fruits“ Do you want two jin? "

"No, just two! Just three yuan. You can choose two for me! " Hu Dafa was too lazy to explain. He pointed to his car and said, "my daughter-in-law has to eat peaches. I can buy two. I don't have any money today. I'll talk about it another day."

"We support WeChat, Alipay pay, take mobile phone, do not have to cash!" The boss is quite fashionable and starts to introduce the advantages of mobile payment.

"No, I don't have my cell phone! You can choose two of them! Hurry up, or you should get angry! " Hu Dafa nuzui toward the car, urging the boss.

"Oh, come on!" The boss took the money and unhappily picked out two peaches. He didn't even give them a plastic bag, so he put them directly into Hu Dafa's hand. Just two peaches in your hand. I'll save a plastic bag and make some contribution to environmental protection.

Hu Dafa didn't care. He went back to his car with a drink and a peach. "Drink some water!" With that, he threw the drink into the car, holding a peach in his hand, and walked to the old horse's Audi.

The curious and busy people have dispersed, the police have gone, and the owner of the car has got off. Why are you still surrounded? When it was dark, Hu Dafa looked around. There was no one else to look here any more. He went to the back of the Audi from the gap of the car, pretending to tie his shoelaces. The peach in his hand was forced into the exhaust pipe of the car. One was not enough, and the second was also plugged in.

Iron pipe, cut off a layer of peel, peach compact into the exhaust pipe. It must be good this time. It's not easy to take it out. If you want to go, you may be hanging!

After finishing the task, Hu Dafa happily walked back to his car and directly sat down. He watched Liu yun'er pout, still staring at himself. No matter whether she was happy or not, he directly pulled her into his arms and gave her a big kiss on her face, smacking the flavor of Xiangche beauty and laughing.

"You are crazy!" Liu yun'er was still angry. She pushed Hu Dafa hard and sat up straight. "What's the matter? What did you do just now?"

"If it's OK, I'll go and have a look. I'll wait to see a good play later." Hu Dafa grinned and shrugged his eyebrows.

"Didn't you just buy a peach? I want to eat it! " Liu yun'er doesn't want to drink. Just now she saw Hu Dafa holding a peach in his hand and asked for it directly.

"Fruit? Send the old horse away Hu Dafa pointed to the car in front.

"What? You are confused. I want to revenge him. You give him fruit! You have a fever Liu yun'er stares and reaches over to stimulate Hu Dafa.

"No, sister, don't do it first. I'm afraid you can't do it?" Hu Dafa dodged and explained, "I made a mess of his car. You wait to see a good play. Today, he can't leave. He has to find a trailer! Don't worry

"True or false!"

"Look, it's not coming back!" Hu Dafa pointed to the front, and the old horse came out of the alley dejectedly with only a windbreaker in his hand. I found the clothes, but I didn't have a notebook.

The old horse went to his car, unlocked the lock and got into the car. After brewing for a long time, he began to start a fire. However, the car seemed to run out of oil. He gasped for breath, but it didn't start. It was just about to start a fire, and it suddenly went out again“ What's the matter? The car is cold and can't be hit! No, it's been a few months. It should be a dozen! "

Liu yun'er also saw the appearance of the Audi. She trembled in the same place, started the car and put out the fire steadily, just like a few months ago when the old horse was lying on his body. She wanted to work hard, but had no energy; If you want to give up, but you don't give up, you have to go back and forth to test and toss again and again. The car is just like the person, and the person is just like the car.

"Ha ha, fun! Dafa, how did you do it! Why can't I go! " Liu yun'er thinks about the past and laughs happily.

Hu Dafa looks at Liu yun'er's smile and smiles sweetly. At least this time, she starts to smile from her heart. Unlike just now, when she gets the bag of money, she is not interested. This time, looking at the depressed old horse, she is sweating her car, but there is no way to show a pure smile. Can't help but move in the heart, gently pull Liu yun'er to his arms, whispered the original story in her ear.

"Ha ha ha! Good! good job! That's how to deal with him! " Liu yun'er gives Hu Dafa a a big compliment“ This is the consequence of bullying women! It's not that the time has not arrived! When the time comes, all reimbursement! You have today, old man!... "