I am not a thief

"Well, can you lend me some money?" Finally, jiaoquan opened his mouth. He has seduced Hu Dafa several times. He just doesn't answer the phone. There's no way! Finally, he gritted his teeth, licked his lips and began to borrow money.

"Oh! How much? " Hu Dafa gave a glance at the coke ring.

"Three thousand! Almost! My body, no problem, check the seed, check the renal function, certainly once! " Coke ring some embarrassed stretched out three fingers, "don't worry, check, as long as the deposit to hand, I will certainly return you! I don't need money! " Jiao Quan's words are solid, as if the deposit is right in front of you, and 500000 yuan has already been placed on the table.

"Three thousand? Is that enough? " Hu Dafa asked with a frown on purpose.

"It's almost there! I have paid more than 2000 yuan! Or -- "coke ring out five fingers, but feel a little too much, holding back a finger," four thousand dollars, OK? Don't worry, I'll calculate the interest for you! Borrow four thousand, return four thousand five, four thousand six will do The interest rate is not low any more. It's better than campus loan. It's not fatal.

"Poof Hu Dafa was almost happy“ Four thousand? Hehe, in my opinion, fifty thousand yuan is about the same! Four thousand is not enough Hu Dafa waved his hand with a slight expression.

"Think about it! You can't wear this dress when you go to see Mrs. rich! Do you have to change clothes? It costs hundreds of yuan to buy equipment, thousands of yuan! Look at the scars on your face and body! If you go like this, people will have no impression of you! Right

"The wound! At least we have to get some Chuangke stickers. It's all purple. Let's make some medicine and wine! Is there any internal injury? Take some Yunnan Baiyao! You have to pack up everything before you go! A success! Take a bath, have a haircut, and be careful, then you can be different! " Hu Dafa talks nonsense. He is not afraid to dig the pit into a bottomless pit.

As for the choice, it depends on which paragraph the audience likes!

"Yes! That makes sense. I think you're right! okay! After that, when I have money and start a company, you will be my agent, general manager and CEO. You will take care of all things and businesses. If you have money, you can make money together! " Promise lightly, this is the beginning of deception, but you don't see who is opposite. At least Hu Dafa has received professional training!

Open your mouth and talk nonsense. Can people believe it? The problem is, some people believe it! It can only be said that these people have problems!

"Ha ha! Good! I'm a good agent! As long as you don't have a beautiful daughter-in-law at home Hu Dafa ha ha's simple response, heart support for the baby!

"So you can lend me that money? Can you help me? " As soon as the coke ring was bright, he was happy. Finally, he remembered that nothing else was important. Lack of money was the most important thing, which directly affected the first pot of gold!

"I can help you with these two bowls of noodles, but I can't help you with that!" Hu Dafa pointed to the two empty bowls in front of jiaoquan, shook his head and gave jiaoquan a look of despair“ This is the pit, so jump Five thousand or fifty thousand is not enough. If you make up some methods, you can be put in. Are you still thinking about the future? Turn off the light, cover the quilt, think slowly!

"Ah? How can it be! I didn't spend money, I have finished nearly half of the test, ha ha! You want to try it yourself! ha-ha! Do you think you can do it? " Jiao Quan was completely inspired by Hu Dafa's attitude and went directly to the opposite, looking at each other with more disdain.

"Alas! How can I tell you? " Hu Dafa knows that once such a person falls into a trap, it's really hard to pull him out. Only when he is allowed to hit the wall, hit the wall hard, and break his head and blood can he think that it's his own fault. However, how hard others tried to persuade them before, they would forget and even resent others: why didn't you hold me at that time? What's more, I began to doubt your attempt directly.

Some people say: the heart of evil, not without reason! Otherwise, how to explain these people's almost infinite evil thoughts?

"Didn't you just get two pieces of paper? What's that one for? " Hu Dafa had no choice but to change the subject.

"Oh! That's another thing, recruitment information! " Jiaoquan some helpless shook his head, the money is not borrowed, but also have to find their own job ah!

"Take it out and I'll see!" Hu Dafa hooked his fingers.

"Oh, it's nothing. These two advertisements were pasted together, and I tore them off!" Jiao Quan still had a little hope for Hu Dafa, and took out another half piece of paper from his pocket.

"A large hotel recruitment... In order to meet the special needs of Hong Kong, Macao, Taiwan tourists and mainland customers, hi tech is looking for the following staff. There are 50 men and 50 women in public relations, 50 in private travel, and 50 in tips. The salary can reach 50000 yuan per month. Requirements: good image, open mind, dare to challenge high salary, flexible working hours, can be part-time

"Another 10 internal and external security guards are recruited, with a monthly salary of 5000 yuan, bonus and insurance! No work experience is required, and there is no limit to education and household registration. " Hu Dafa frowned and finished reading the contents of the paper. He said with a wry smile, "Oh, how did you get this job advertisement? Where did you find it? Why can't I see it? "

If it's not a sales organization that abducts people and restricts freedom, it's all right. If you really go in, you can't run away. In the end, I have to borrow money from my family to redeem myself. My brain will be ruined again, and it will be ruined all my life.

"You! All over the street? Look at the pole, the post box, the bus stop signs, a lot of ah! Now, talent is rare. It's not easy to find the right person to do the right thing! " Jiao Quan took the paper back from Hu Dafa's hand, folded it gently and stuffed it back into his trouser pocket.

"Yes! Talent is rare, I think you are a fool, rare, not enough fool ah! Who can't find a job in the talent market? You have to find it on the street or on the telephone pole. Aren't you looking for a hole by yourself? Do you have to advertise all over the street for serious business? " Hu Dafa speechless looking at jiaoquan, really want to sympathize with him, you this university student's brain, is it all knowledge? How to see, how to feel is a brain dung, a belly of glue ah! I don't have any social experience at all. Do you know that there are still bad people in society?

"I ask you, do you want to be a security guard? Or is it public relations? "

"Security is only five thousand a month. How much does it cost to manage food and housing? How much is PR? Fifty thousand! Of course I have to choose PR! Dare to challenge high salary! Half a month, a week, earn more than security! Besides, public relations requires good image and good temperament, which I can meet! Security guard, standing at the door, bowing to others! Can I do that? That's not for me! "