I am not a thief

"I can't do it, officer Qi, or tomorrow! I'm very tired today. Hang up first! See you tomorrow With that, Hu Dafa no longer cares about Qi Ruilan's expression and mood, whether he will smash his mobile phone and hang up in a rage in the street!

"Brother! Is that a policeman? " Jiao Quan listened to the conversation between Hu Dafa and another woman. He was shocked and began to doubt his ears. This attitude, I feel like you are his leader!

"Yes! What's the matter? Don't you believe it? It's OK. I'll call her over! It should be in the alley where you were beaten just now! I'll be right there! What's up? " Hu Dafa picked up his cell phone again with indifference.

"No! Never Jiaoquan was so scared that he waved his hand. After all, he was still guilty. When people saw the scar on his face and the dust on his body, they could not recognize it“ Police, how dare you talk to her like that? This mouth, not a word of truth? What's the relationship between you two? " The world is interested in relationships, but not in obligations and responsibilities.

"What's the relationship? The relationship between the police and the people! What's the matter? I like to talk like this. Besides, what I said is right! They're police. That's right! I'm a common man, isn't it? They want to protect us. We are taxpayers, though we haven't paid taxes yet! But their duty is to protect us! Otherwise, who will give them living expenses? She doesn't love him when I say that, so I have to listen! If you don't want to listen, take off your clothes and leave. Don't do it Just then, Qi Ruilan called again.

Hu Dafa's eyebrows wrinkled and hung directly. He raised his eyebrows to Jiao Quan, who was full of astonishment. This action is quite cool in Hu Dafa's work.

"But you dare to hang up and cheat her! What you said is all lies Jiaoquan looks surprised, for this society, do not understand too many things.

"I lied to him. What's the matter! Why don't you report it? " Hu Dafa is very depressed. The jiaoquan on the opposite side is really hard to use? It's not for him“ Besides, is there any reason for cheating? "

Hu Dafa stretched out his finger and pointed to the important information in the hands of jiaoquan, "that is also deceitful. They cheat money, but I haven't cheated money yet. Your sense of justice is about to explode?"

"It's not! That's not true Coke ring obstinately put the paper into the trouser pocket.

"Ha ha, not yet!" Hu Dafa shook his head, knowing that he could no longer persuade Jiao Quan, "you said that I lied to the policeman, but I lied for you! That thing is also a lie. There is no such thing at all. That is a scam. What they want is the money in your pocket! Do you understand? "

"That's the same thing! It's just that the harm is different! I was criticized by him at most, and I was caught and beaten; You are not the same. You have to cheat your underpants out! Slippers may not be left for you. If I had known you were still so stubborn, I should have invited the policeman just now, at least let him give you a lesson, so that you don't know when you fall in. "

With that, Hu Dafa no longer looked at the persistent coke ring on the opposite side, stood up and dropped a sentence: "you! Let's take care of ourselves He turned and left.

As soon as Hu Dafa got to the intersection, he was grabbed by a man from behind. At the same time, he was scared to shiver by a sentence, "Hu Dafa, you kid lied to me!"

"Officer Qi, you haven't gone back yet?" Is it a blessing or a curse? I can't avoid it. Unexpectedly, what I said just now has come true so soon. Qi Ruilan hasn't left yet, blocking Hu Dafa.

"Say it! What's going on? Didn't you wash and sleep? Are you still in bed? Whose bed are you in? Let me see. Where is it? Where's your bed? Are you going to sleep on the street With Qi Ruilan's pressing questions, he punched Hu Dafa's shoulder with his hand.

"Don't fight, officer Qi, spare me! I'll be honest with you, OK! Ouch, it hurts It's like a thief who steals things and is directly caught with the stolen goods. It's impossible without explanation“ Aren't we lenient when we confess and strict when we resist? I don't care if you want a cigarette, so don't fight! "

"I think you want to smoke, and you want to smoke! Say it! What the hell is going on Qi Ruilan's sullen face, staring at Hu Dafa, waiting for an explanation.

"Just now, there's something like that. It's in the alley over there. If you really want to trace it, no problem. I've seen it over there. If there's a camera, just follow it! It's true that there was an attempted theft, and there was a beating, suspected of intentional injury, but I think that's a small thing, and it's a big thing that leads out! "

With that, Hu Dafa talked about his experience in communication with jiaoquan, and Qi Ruilan was surprised, "what kind of children are these? What about college students? Is he stupid! Isn't this an obvious hoax? How many years ago, how can anyone believe it! What about others? Where have you been? "

"He's too stubborn. I can't persuade him. I'm so angry that I don't know how to do it, so I ignore him. I'm leaving! If he can walk, I don't know where to go. If he is lazy and drinks more noodle soup, he may still be in that noodle shop! "

"Come on, take me to have a look! If I don't arrest him, I have to educate him. What's all this about? " Hu Dafa leads the way, Qi Ruilan follows closely, and walks into the Ramen restaurant together.

The soup has been finished, the table has been cleaned, and the coke ring has been gone for a long time

"Gone!" Hu Dafa looked around and answered helplessly.

"You --" Qi Ruilan thumped Hu Dafa on the shoulder again and said harshly: "don't you make trouble for the society? Such a silly boy, for the sake of money, there's something wrong with him, you

"Alas! My main idea is that he is still young, so don't let him get down to the bottom of the case first. Isn't that destroying him? After that, I couldn't find a job. At least, he is a college student! He is stronger than me, and he is a pillar of the country. "

"Then you are not afraid that he will be put in by a liar? Because of making money and committing crimes again, which one is heavy? " Qi Ruilan raised his hand to beat Hu Dafa again, which scared Hu Dafa away.

"Officer Qi, why don't we have a rest and sit and wait, in case he comes back again! I'll buy you a drink, all right, calm down! " Hu Dafa said with a smile.

"I'm driving. How can I drink?"

"I'll treat you to the Arctic Ocean, soda! Not beer Hu Dafa laughs. Unexpectedly, when Qi Ruilan is OK, he still likes to have a drink. After that, he turned to the bar to buy water.

"You say, why is this so chaotic? In order to be a seed for others, we have to rob money on the street! In order to jump into the pit of fire, I was cheated. I really committed a crime! What do you think of this man? " Hu Dafa said, looking up at Qi Ruilan, I don't know how to make up a routine. I'd better just chat a few words, drink soda and go home.