I am not a thief

"One stop! The front is, after dinner, stroll around, good for health, not long fat! The meat is big and heavy. They sit around when they are full and watch TV for two hours. Can they not grow meat? My appetite is satisfied. Can the meat grow on me in the end? Right! Let's go Hu Dafa took the lead and took brother Fu to the police station.

"Brother, I'll go in later. What can I say? I've never been to a place like this! Well, I won't be left here

"You are the plaintiff. You are here to report the case. Why do you stay? Would you like to have dinner? If you make it clear, it's over! People want to ask you what information, if you know, just tell them. Are you going to tell people stories for a few days? Soon, it won't take an hour. "

Hu Dafa deeply regretted that brother Fu had little experience. You haven't been to such a famous place? Do you really have nothing to do with the police? At least change a second generation ID card, you also have to come!

"Inside, it's fun! When it's time, you listen to me first. When people begin to record, you can speak again. OK! In front, I'll talk first! Especially remember, let's not mention the incident that hit you, and the incident that you want to jump over the bridge! This can be regarded as disrupting social order. If you say it, not me, you will have to stay! I'm not sure Hu Dafa even asked to frighten brother Fu.

"Oh Brother Fu nodded his head and followed Hu Dafa into the police station.

After entering the door, the left side is a registered residence processing area, the two conversation rooms on the right are facing three big iron gates, and what is behind the iron gate is the place where the police office is located.

"You see, these policemen are so depressed at work that they lock themselves up. Is it easy for them? You have to take the key when you go in and out, press the fingerprint and input the password! ha-ha! Feed yourself as a monkey

Hu Dafa whispered, directly to the iron gate, a table in front of the door, sitting two security guards, whispering there, holding a mobile phone, watching friends circle, chatting voice, watching Kwai.

"I'm looking for Qi Ruilan!" Hu Dafa faced two security guards with a cold face. According to my own idea, I really don't want to come in, but in order to accommodate brother Fu, after all, it's a serious report, and I always have to say it in it.

"To whom?"“ What do you do? "

The two security guards have their own ideas. They look away from their mobile phones and look at the two people coming in.

One is looking for people, the other is a judge. Looking for people, if the people who come in look OK, dignified, it is necessary to inform, in case which leader called to contact things! It's not easy to offend. As for the judge, that is to push away those who have nothing to look for. It's hard for you to say a few words. Let's talk about it later! If you need something, go back and get it. At least don't make trouble in my class.

"I'm looking for Qi Ruilan! I'll report it! " Hu Dafa blinked and looked at the two gatekeepers. His tone was still cold and his face was indifferent. No one else could see anything from his face.

"Oh The two security guards looked at each other and thought, is there this man“ What are you reporting? "

"Lost something!" Hu Dafa heart of gas slowly gathered, all tell you who to look for, do not hurry, really when the people's police? I'm mad at the police, not to mention you two!

"Oh, what's missing?" An older security guard asked Hu Dafa.

"Well! A pen Hu Dafa made it up when he opened his mouth. I don't need to tell you the truth! I told you both. What can I do? Even if you see that group of swindlers, can you catch them? It's not that I'm dishonest, it's that you two can't ask!

"What? You lose a pen? What else do you report! Aren't you making trouble? " Another young security guard was impatient. "Look, how busy it is here? You said, you lost a pen, you, as for it? Here, I have a pen. You can take it! What a fuss! Oh, you are so successful! I thought I lost something! "

The security guard picked up the signing pen for registration and sent it to Hu Dafa. Just like the detective Tang Ren bought a dog on the street and sent it back to the old lady's house, whether you are the old one or not, it will be the same after two days of coaxing!

"I don't want you! I want the one I lost! I'm going to report it, okay? " Hu Dafa raised his voice a little and glared at the two security guards. If there's really something urgent, it'll be delayed by you two.

The two security guards turned their lips and gave Hu Dafa a a sidelong look. "A pen, and a report! Gold? What about the diamond? Cut

"Do you have your ID card with you?" The young security guard's small hand stretched out and his disgusting expression on his face. Less nonsense. Let's talk about a priori verification!

"No!"

"I can't report a case without my ID! Go back and get your ID card first! Come back again With that, the security guard took out his cell phone and prepared to continue the appointment he had not talked about. In less than a minute, wechat has been tapping several times. For Hu Dafa, who has nothing to do with making trouble, just push it out!

"Lost! Do you understand? Lost it with the pen! Where can I find your ID card? " Hu Dafa's voice increased again. If ordinary people come in to report a crime, they have to accept a scolding from the security guard first. Isn't this a sincere walk? With that Kung Fu, the story is almost half finished.

"Hey, I wonder, is the report so complicated? Ah? What on earth do you do? " Hu Da FA frowned, turned away from his head, looked around, and gave two security guards the back of his head.

"Ah? Er -- "in this case, the security guard has never met before. Generally speaking, half of the people have already introduced these two sentences. Unexpectedly, this one really has something to say in front of him. It's hard to deal with him!

"What about the Hukou book?"

"What? Do I have to report to the police with my registered permanent residence? Lost it! All lost! Do you have anyone here? Are you two in charge?... " Just when Hu Dafa wanted to find something to do and blame the two security guards, the big iron door opened from inside with a bang.

"Officer Zhang!" Seeing the police coming out, the two security guards stood up, nodded their heads and smiled.

"What's the matter? What's the trouble? " Officer Zhang glanced at Hu Dafa and turned to look at the two security guards.

"He said he was going to report it. He lost something! Ha ha, lost a pen The young guard whispered, pointing to his head“ I think it's a little bit... "

"What?" The tall and strong officer Zhang frowned and looked at the young security guard. He turned to Hu Dafa again and looked up and down at the man's back. "Ah, that comrade, what are you looking at?" Officer Zhang took a picture of Hu Dafa who looked around. Let's have a look at his face first. Can't you ask at the back of his head?

"I'm looking for something!" Hu Dafa turned his head slowly, glanced at officer Zhang and said coldly.