I am not a thief

A few minutes later, Qi Ruilan's phone has been ringing for the fourth time, "Hello! What's the matter Hu Dafa pretends to tie his tongue, burps, and then calls off and on.

"Where are you? You can smell the wine through the phone! "

"Ha ha! Er - have a drink with a friend, a little - too much? Why, come here? "

"I'll go? I'm too busy to put my feet here. I'm still drinking? You quickly put down your glass and come here quickly. What can I do for you! Police station! Call me when you get there! "

"I - I can't go! My legs are soft, I'm afraid, spit in the car! Why don't you ask the police car to pick me up! I'm used to -- sitting there! "

"Hey Qi Ruilan has no choice on the other side of the phone. There are not too many ways to deal with Hu Dafa. He is drunk and even harder to deal with“ I'll tell you, last time you brought that, surnamed Fu, remember what happened to him! Come here for a moment

"Fu? Oh Hu Dafa's eyes turned, "what? Solved the case? Did the swindler get caught? Yes, it's fast enough! It's only -- two months! How fast to solve the case! Great - my sister! Give him the money and ask him to send you the banners! "

"Who is your sister?" Qi Ruilan stopped there for a few seconds. He felt a little embarrassed. This case was really not solved by himself. He didn't care. The reporter sent the liar to his door“ Alas! Whatever else, come here quickly, or I'll want you, believe it or not

You can't cheat. You have to be horizontal! The most effective way to deal with Hu Dafa is to smoke.

"Well! I've got - half a bottle of wine, I'll go after it With that, no matter what Qi Ruilan thought, he hung up directly.

"Yes! You dare to talk to the police like that! I didn't see it! " Qiu Dalong stares at Hu Dafa in surprise, admiring him. It's OK to brag at ordinary times. The police, the city management, the police station, and even the boss of the underworld are all ignored. No one is satisfied except to serve his father! But it's not like that when I see a real person. At least I don't dare to cheat. Even if you want to make a bargain, you have to find the right person.

"I don't know! It's not worth mentioning Hu Dafa waved, just like skimming a cloud, thinking about how to deal with it for a while.

After another half a glass of wine, Hu Dafa felt that he was almost done. He dropped 200 yuan, picked up the rest of the wine and walked out the door. Before leaving, he dropped a sentence: "wait for me to come back!"

To tell you the truth, I don't know whether I can come back safely and smoothly. If I make a mistake in saying this, or if I play now, or if vogue says something wrong, I just press and hold it directly. Isn't it for someone to come back? But you can't go without it? If you don't go, the police will have to go to your house to pick you up.

"Master, stop here!" Hu Dafa pointed to his car by the road.

"Can you do that? Drink and drive back? You're not afraid to check at night? It's very strict recently! It's not a matter of deducting capital and punishing points! Arrest directly! I have to learn! Now drunk driving is a crime! " The taxi driver said with concern while changing money. For the sake of yourself, for the sake of your family and for the sake of everyone, don't drink and drive.

"It's OK, I have someone! No one dares to take care of me, don't worry! See you later Hu Dafa took the change, casually agreed, waved the taxi goodbye, and got into his car.

This time, I will definitely be identified. Vogue said that one person caught two people. Who can believe that? Anyway, the police don't believe it that easily! Qi Ruilan is not a fool. He will easily doubt himself. All the reports are sent by ourselves. This kind of thing is inevitable!

Just in case, it's important to change your clothes first!

Make a little change at the right time, at least to increase their own sense of security. In the afternoon, I'm still gray. If I drink some wine, I'll be white. If you want to be filial, that's what crosstalk says! Hu Dafa sprays the fragrance of Erguotou on his underwear coat, which is no less than the imported CD perfume. But it gives the same feeling to people. It is no problem to smoke you down 35 meters.

At any rate, it is also the cream of domestic products and blending. Who can say if this bottle is made of pure grain? In case of the next time, I will not go to Transformers's film site, but I will not drink milk and drink baijiu. I'm not going to drink fake wine!

"Master, go, police station!" Hu Dafa was pouring the remaining Baijiu into his mouth, guiding the way forward.

"Police station? Man, what are you doing? Turn yourself in? How about some more? It's the last meal, isn't it? " The driver looked at Hu Dafa's pie and smelled the smell of wine. How can I explain if I run into night watchers? Pull up a drunk and go to the police station.

"No! Report to the police! Go to the police! It's OK to eat without working! " Hu Dafa talks nonsense. No matter what he says, you can't believe it!

"Oh! You are a real cow The driver's mouth smacks. It's a drink. Before you drink, go for a walk and have a try. After drinking a little, you don't know your last name! The police station belongs to your family! If you drink more, the Great Wall will have to move to your own house?

Hu Dafa threw down a big bill, left the bottle in the car, didn't look back, didn't find the money, and rushed directly into the police station.

"Ah! Who are you looking for? " The security guard at the door was quite responsible, almost holding Hu Dafa in his arms.

"All of you - officer, she - called me!" Hu Dafa doesn't pretend to be drunk, but is relatively simple. He directly finds a way to rely on him, relaxes his body and lies in the arms of the security guard. I'll give it to you. Let's see what you can do! You can't throw me out on the street!

"Well, I said, how much wine have you drunk! You are standing! Hey -- "the security guard is smelling the pungent wine, and his saliva is almost flowing down. If it's OK, the kebab will have some wine. Hey, it tastes good! But this one is not interesting enough. He just fell in the door? Straight into my arms, you bring some kebabs!

The security guard almost carried Hu Dafa into the gate and put him directly into the reception room. Hu Dafa is also impolite. He covers his head and lies down on the table. He wants to greet him again. He doesn't prepare hard goods such as kidney, chicken wings and flesh and bone. It's probably a little difficult.

"You are such a cow!" The security guard turned his mouth and took a look at Hu Dafa. After contacting him, he returned to his post.

This is not a bull. There are too many more than this. The director and the director have to come down to say hello. As for whether they can enforce the law impartially, I don't know!

"Hu Dafa, drink too much?" Hu Dafa listened to the sound of Qi Ruilan's shoes, until he came to the front, still lying there, motionless, let the police call his name beside him“ Wake up! Don't sleep

"Pa!" Qi Ruilan slapped the table with his iron sand palm, hoping that Hu Dafa would wake up and blow him up. However, Hu Dafa had expected this for a long time. He was indifferent at all. He just shook his body on the table, twisted his head and went on sleeping in the opposite direction.