I am not a thief

"Yes! It makes sense Hu Dafa half opened and half closed his eyes, huffing, showing that he was very sleepy. He hoped Qi Ruilan could open his eyes and let him go.

"Tick Qi Ruilan's mobile phone rang for a few seconds, and then, "Hu Dafa, are you comfortable sleeping here? How about a single room for you? "

"Eh!" What's the matter? Something's wrong? Or was it recognized? Why don't you let me go? Did you arrest me directly? It was OK just now!

"That's fine! I'm sick. I might throw up! " Hu Dafa stroked his chest and raised his head. Looking at Qi Ruilan with a bad smile, he knew that he had been cheated!

"Is that ok? Do you need a taxi to send you back? Ha ha, look at you, ah, man Qi Ruilan shook his head and looked contemptuous.

"Just help me out. I can go back myself." After Qi Ruilan sighed, Hu Dafa was helped up and sent directly out of the gate of the police station. The security guards at the gate were shocked. Who is this man? You have to help me out? Can't you help me? This is the police station. Are you still cheating here?

After getting into the taxi, Hu Dafa immediately changed his sober expression, changed his address, and went straight to the pub.

"Dragon, do you still drink?" Hu Dafa looked at Qiu Dalong with some worry. For more than an hour, he was still there pouring and drinking, and there was another empty bottle on the table.

"Come on, there's some left. Here's the Fugan!" With that, Qiu Dalong raised the bottle and gave Hu Dafa the last drink.

"Why don't you go back? Are you waiting for me? " Hu Dafa remembered the words he had told him before he left.

"Didn't you say you would be back soon? It's not too late. I'm calling Biaozi. Let's go to the bar and have a second meal later! " Qiu Dalong is sucking his mouth, smacking his taste.

Yes, I'll be back soon. I almost got left there. When do you have to go“ What? And a second meal? " Hu Dafa shook his head and poured the half glass of wine directly into the empty plate.

This wine putty is delicious. If you give him money, he won't move“ You can go by yourself in a moment, and I'll go home! " Hu Dafa is not used to this kind of situation. How good it is to go home and live your own life. What's the strength of going out when you have nothing to do? You are not a sandstorm, flying every day, not landing it?

"You! Stingy Qiu Dalong shook his finger, "you say, what are you doing with so much money? Does it work? You don't put it in the bank, so why not increase the interest? You put it like that, only long hair! If you have money, why do you keep it? Money is just like that. If you have it, you will spend it desperately. If you don't have it, you will earn it quickly! Earn it, spend it! How beautiful it is to eat, drink and soak a girl

"What? I'm still picking up girls! There are two in this room. Where can I put them! Under the bed? There's a spare tire, and there's no spare daughter-in-law! " Hu Dafa cursed Qiu Dalong in his heart. What are you doing with me when you go to play? Is it a special ATM?

Qiu Dalong's understanding of money and his expectation of life represent many people. People are just a carrier of money and a medium of transmission. What do you want to deposit? What books do you save? It's none of my business!

Hu Dafa knows that this is just the beginning of asking for money. When it comes to money, Qiu Dalong thinks: share; When it comes to wine, what he thinks of is: drink; When it comes to women, all he can think of is: sleep! Simple life, do not need to think about the boss, completely follow the life, free enjoyment.

"You don't know, bars are much more fun than KTVs and clubs! The beauties there, unlike those in the clubhouse, try their best to keep you. You are just a wimp, a pauper, or even a beggar. As long as someone pays for you today, you can enjoy what you deserve. They don't do it for anything else, they do it for money! "

"Bars are different. The beauties there need to be beautiful and have a good figure. Some of them are no worse than those in the club! What's more, learning is OK! Open mouth birds, shut up flowers, ah, if you don't have some ability, you really can only watch, you can't rely on the side! Looking at people's hot chat, you have no way at all. You can't get in! If you want to bubble, you have to have some means. You have to find a chance! "

"Look at this again!" Qiu Dalong stroked the glass turntable on the round table and almost flew out. He patted the burred tabletop, rubbed the plastic tablecloth thinner than the cicada wings, pulled a chair that was falling apart, and pointed to the fan with the spider web. "What grade is this?"

"Oh! Do you understand what people talk about? You can make do with it Hu Dafa wondered, as far as your knowledge is concerned, do you still remember the number of letters in English?

"I don't understand. Go and listen! It's also good to have some edification! Smell, smell, and no money. They are imported perfumes. There's no charge for the scenery. It's more real than the drama. It's all the front row seats. You can see clearly; It's better than staying at home and looking at my father! Life is about participation. What if there's a little surprise? "

"For example, if a beautiful woman is lost, sad, depressed and depressed because of her emotion, career and family, and she drinks too much, hehe, when you appear, you will be her salvation angel. You are spider man, iron man, Superman, transformers and Hulk! Right Qiu Dalong blinked and explained the secret.

"What? You are holding the heart to pick up the leak! Oh, people drink too much. What are you doing? Help others to go home, who to go back to? Go to your house? You are really good! Aren't you afraid your father will take care of you? Thanks for your imagination! What do you call it? Take advantage of others' danger, do you understand? " Hu Dafa was so angry by Qiu Dalong that he couldn't speak.

How many one night stands come from this, how many contraceptive devices are sold!

"Nothing! She is sad, I care about it! Building a harmonious society! find in helping others! She drinks too much, and I drink too much? You can't charge for carrying her upstairs? I have to charge for the refrigerator and washing machine! What happened to sleeping together? You love what I want! We are all adults. If you don't want to, say it earlier! Wait to take off the clothes again, who can bear it! The next day, she left her, and I left mine. She didn't lose anything. No one would affect anyone! Most of all, I have to pay for the house. What else can I have? Can she still rely on me? "

"Oh, I'll go!" Hu Dafa's face was hot and sweaty. He was so shameless that he had to be a brother“ Can't you find a daughter-in-law? Your father, my master is at ease! You're such a fool, you're such a fool, you look at people getting drunk, you have to do it? You're not afraid of getting sick Hu Dafa bit his back teeth and said hard.