I am not a thief

"Grandma! It's a good match! I haven't lost my wallet. Let me see if my trousers are broken first Hu Dafa lowered his head to check his trouser pocket. Fortunately, he just clattered with his fingernails, causing you a little illusion. It is said that these people will not use a knife when their skills are not good. If they cut the meat with one knife, they will not be able to do anything and will be caught again. It's my pocket. It's hard to feel. It's no use not to use a knife.

According to Lao Liu, if you play well with a blade, you have to practice. If you don't have a year or so of Kung Fu, you can't do it. If you have good skills, you can lay a stack of white paper on the table. If you want to draw a few pieces, you can't make a mistake! It's totally up to you to master the strength in your hand. Only with this ability can you be regarded as a teacher.

Now the weather is not cold, the women who love beauty are still wearing skirts, and the people who are afraid of cold are still single pants. It's really not time to play with knives.

In the crowd, Hu Dafa found out the two accomplices. The person who pulls his trouser pocket walks in front, finds out the goal, and then stands on the right to attract other people's attention; The people on the left hand hand, the key is the wallet, property, mobile phone. So many people, since they pay attention to the quarrel in the circle, will definitely take off the earphone. Listen to the people inside for what? What are you arguing about? All of a sudden, maybe the mobile phone is gone.

"Hey! I see! Wu Li, you have nothing to do. It's really idle. You've come to cover for others! It's still double cover! It's been more than ten minutes since you quarreled with each other. If you really fight, you won't be able to win in three minutes. Isn't it just to cover up? "

"In the back, there are two people working together, covering on the right, attacking on the left, or vice versa. In a word, when you circle sheep, they will swing their swords, kill one when they see one, and kill a pair when they see one! One can't let it go! Hum, I almost hit you Hu Dafa has some feelings. When do you want to play? Do you want to let others walk? Didn't anyone find out? Hum!

Hu Dafa made a mistake, but he didn't let it out completely. The next one immediately added, "excuse me, let me see. What's the matter? What's the matter? Fight

"Fight, hey, for the sake of watching, for the sake of the things in your pocket! You squeeze, still squeeze? You are not afraid of losing things! You see! I'll go back and play with a big one Hu Dafa thought to himself, how to break the game?

"It's impossible to call the police. Since they are playing this game at this intersection, they must have been in line. Even if they call the police, it will take more than 20 minutes for the police to get here. It's also the subway entrance. There are so many people in four directions. If there are not dozens of police, they can't touch anyone at all! What are you shouting for? "

"Well, I'd better say that!" Hu Dafa didn't want to break other people's good deeds. He just begged for food. He started to work in the morning rush hour. That's not easy. If he had a voice, he would have to finish it all.

"Thief, catch thief! Steal Hu Dafa lowered his head, raised his head, opened his voice, and cried out over the circle.

Hearing this sound, as long as you hear it, you will look down to check your belongings, including wallet, mobile phone, notebook, car key and bus card. If it's valuable, you have to touch it again. A shout, three seconds later, suddenly a few people began to look for their own things. If you shout: the police are coming, I'm afraid it may not have such an effect. Even if something is lost, it will take a long time to find out.

"Well, my cell phone! No, I lost my cell phone! Excuse me, I lost my cell phone! "

"Yes! I lost my wallet! Wallet, brother, let's go. I've lost my money

"Well, where's the bus card? It's still in my pocket just now. It's still used for taking the subway! How can not find it! It can't be lost. Where are you putting it? "

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Taking advantage of the chaos, Hu Dafa went to his car and knocked on the co driver's window. "Huang Mao, I have something to do. You two drive back! Be careful

"Ah? Boss, I reckon that if it's scattered, it won't be half an hour? "

"No, it'll be gone soon! Get ready to go! Open the horn, slow down Hu Da played a wave, and then look at the group of people, there are really signs of loosening. The people outside finally see the things inside. The people inside either look for their lost things or cover their pockets to go out.

"Don't fight, what are you looking at?"

"That's right, it's not as funny as the street swearing in my village!"

"Call the police! I lost something

"I've lost my cell phone, too. Can I borrow your cell phone and make a call?"

"Mine is apple. I can't lose the property inside. The problem is that my mobile phone is gone! Hey, what is this! Watch the excitement, the cell phone is gone! It's too expensive to watch. It's thousands. Just watch it for ten minutes! It's more expensive than a movie. It's almost time for a concert! " A poor young man, with a bitter face, came out of the crowd.

"Eh? This kid is good at acting! Aren't you the one who pulled my trouser pocket? You lost your cell phone? How are you playing? Pretend! Oh, you're afraid that you can't get away. First of all, you say that you lost your mobile phone and people give you way. You're really powerful! Ha ha, the Opera master, you've calculated it! " Hu Dafa waved to Huang Mao and leaned against the tree by the side of the road, carefully observing the different performances of the people in the circle.

"Damn it! I have to buy a mobile phone at noon! Oh, bad luck, I'm so angry! What a thing

"I still have to ask for leave. I have to make up my card and ID card. I have to go to the bank and the police station! I'm wrong! I don't know what they are doing! With that Kung Fu, I had three fights with my daughter-in-law when I went home! "

"It's so irritating. I've had bad luck in the morning. I lost my bus card! I have to contribute 20 yuan deposit to the bus company! I lost it three times a month. Why can't I remember it? "

Just now, it was a busy circle of dozens of people. In a flash, only two troublemakers were left.

"I'll deal with you next time!" The man with his girlfriend gave Wu Li a hard look, turned around and took the lead with his beautiful girlfriend.

"Cut, I'm afraid of you!" Wu Li's mouth was full of words. He didn't know what he was scolding. He said hello to the security guard and turned to the other direction.

"Stand there! Where are you going? " Hu Dafa quickly followed Wu Li and gave a cold drink. He had heard that Wu Li had practiced Sanda and martial arts for several days. If he felt the danger, he would give himself a big back span. If he fell to the ground, his arm would not be twisted!

"Eh!" Wu Li stopped for half a second. Without looking back, he continued to push the car forward. After passing through the dense crowd, he was about to get on his bike and run away.

"Stop and say you!" Hu Dafa raised his foot and kicked the rear wheel of the public rental car in Wu Li's hand. It's not yours, let alone mine. Even if I kick the wheels out of shape, you won't be impatient with me. There are so many cars on the street. Just change another one.