I am not a thief

"No! Now the amount of the crime is set at two thousand yuan. If you touch three or five wallets, the cash in them may not add up to two thousand yuan! Now all mobile payment, who still carry cash! Unless it's a cell phone! The new one is really expensive! However, this kind of method, many, others have an accident, also cannot let you have an accident

"Yes Hu Dafa nodded. It seems that Wu Li has taken a fancy to his two fingers. They are meat fingers, not gold fingers. Do you think they can turn the clouds into gold in the stock market? It's easy to say that if something happens, my fingerprints are all mine. Who can go to the top of the cylinder!

"Yes! Now also touch the mobile phone, also make do! But boss Wu, you don't understand this kind of thing. It's hard to do it! You have to circle the sheep, find the target, and then start. On this street, everyone is holding their mobile phones, watching videos, chatting, chasing dramas, reading novels, and holding them in their hands. Otherwise, it's not easy to grab them directly! That's not our style! That kind of work, no technical content! It's rough! " Hu Dafa shook his head with disdain.

"I understand! Isn't that a pen sheep! Ah Wu Li stood on tiptoe and looked around. "Just like just now, at that intersection, there are so many sheep. What do you think? Do you want to start? "

"Just now? Intersection! What do you mean? " Is this a secret? OK, tell me, I'll listen! Hu Dafa opened his eyes and listened curiously“ oh You just quarreled with that boy. Hey, what's the matter with you? I went in. What's wrong? It's not like your style. I've done him before! I'm joking about calling the police

"Ha ha ha ha!" Wu Li thumbed up and patted Hu Dafa on the shoulder, "good brother, you know me! Hey, hey, you don't know. The one just now is a bureau! As you just said, it's for the sheep Wu Li's eyes were not big and he was smiling badly.

"What? No, I see you and that boy have been fighting, right? Is that ok? How to circle sheep? How did you do that? Come on, talk about it Hu Dafa took out his usual tricks and pretended to be stupid first!

"Ha ha! Sit and tell you! This bureau is also the guidance of an expert! " With that, Wu Li handed Hu Dafa a a cigarette, continued to light it, and began to analyze it in the smoke.

"What time is it, you know? Morning rush! 7:00 to 9:00. Sometimes, it can be delayed to 10:00! The main contradiction of this point is that there are many people, few roads and traffic jams! What's on the way? Aren't they all sheep? What pleasant sheep, beautiful sheep, lazy sheep, how fat! You said that when you go out now, even if you don't take your wallet or a cent, you have to take your mobile phone! Ha ha Wu Li had a bad laugh.

"Can cell phones do it? It's video, chat, watching movies, chasing dramas, checking information! Every day in the hand, are not afraid of cervical spondylosis ah! Hum! You see, aren't they all? Walking can hit the pole, but if the well is not covered, it can fall in directly! Hum Wu Li pointed to the passers-by outside the shade of the tree. Everyone was like an ostrich, looking down at his mobile phone and driving.

"Yes, it's all in my hand. How can I touch it? If you touch it directly, it's called robbing. It's powerful. I dare not! " Hu Dafa shook his head, waiting for a detailed explanation.

"No, let's set up a bureau, let him put down the mobile phone automatically, won't we have a chance?" Then Wu Li had an evil smile on his face“ Just now, the intersection, surrounded by a circle of people, why ah? There are so many people watching. No one will say that they can help me or that person! It's all a spectator mentality. What's the matter? See if there's a fight? Look who's good? Which school are they from? Free combat and Sanda? Is it Taiji? Or Wing Chun? Or a self created school? Is Xu Xiaodong in? Who are you beating in there? Ha ha

"But you didn't fight? You can't even curse the street. At most, it's children who make trouble! " Hu Dafa looked at Wu Li with slight disdain.

"Smart! There's really no trouble. If we don't fight early, the police will have to come! Don't we do it for other people's things? You think, it's not easy to get in from the outside, to watch the excitement, or to watch the mobile phone! Even if you listen to music, you have to pause for a while! Even if you just take a picture, send a micro blog, you have to take off the headset! Even if you don't like to watch men fight, isn't there a beautiful woman standing? I'm just scratching my head and wringing my buttocks. I'm more exposed. I'm afraid I can't attract my eyes? "

"Ah? Is that woman with you? " Hu Dafa was stunned. Unexpectedly, there have been a lot of heroines recently, or do girls want to develop towards men now?

"Hey, that's my daughter-in-law!" Wu Li said with a smile, "how are you, beautiful!"

"Oh, beautiful!" Hu Dafa nodded his head and drooled.

"As long as there are a lot of people, we'll start. So many sheep, pick the fat one! You look at Huawei's and oppo's mobile phones, and Apple's over there. Which one do you want? All fools have to choose apple, squeeze him, lean on him, and you'll get your mobile phone! "

"I don't even feel your ability. It's powerful! Just now that bureau, do not say more, three or five jobs, no problem! When there were the most people just now, there were seventy or eighty onlookers! Some go, some come, some pass by, some people do one or two, but I can't see it! And the road is blocked. Look at the back, there's still work for cars! "

"En --" Hu Dafa nodded, sure enough! Wu Li's design, what he has done and what he has guessed are almost the same. He is really doing this! Don't say anything else, it's OK to watch less excitement in the future, especially this kind of inexplicable excitement. The more you watch it, the more unfortunate it will be. It can't increase the sense of happiness at all, it can only increase the sense of failure“ What's the matter? What do you do with cars? What do you do? It's all locked! "

"Hey, silly boy, when there's a traffic jam on the road, can the people in the back not worry? Ten minutes after a traffic jam, he didn't look like a bicycle. He pushed it aside. The car was too wide for him to pass! If he wants to come down and have a look, if he is careless, people will squeeze in and the car will be 30 meters away from the back! If there's some dry goods in the car, it's not to pick them up and go! "

"People will lock the car when they get off! How can it be that simple? " Hu Dafa frowned and remembered what he had done.

"How can he lock the car? It's just the remote control that turns around and leaves? He'll pull the door again to see if it's locked? Most people don't! Do you know how high-tech equipment is now? You don't believe it! Now there are jammers. It's a big thing! " Wu Li threw his cigarette butt and made a gesture in his hand.