I am not a thief

Hu Dafa reached for his pocket and pulled out a cigarette. He pretended that there was no lighter. When he saw the two people opposite lighting a cigarette, he seemed to borrow a fire and walked by staring at the fire.

"Well! Borrow a fire Hu Dafa was dumb in his throat, holding the anger in his stomach. His eyes were behind the sunglasses, looking up and down at the two people.

Just now, the two young men who looked like "disabled people" have long been back to normal, not to mention laughing and fighting. Just like normal people, they have no crooked mouth, no crooked eyes, and are extremely flexible in walking and chatting.

What's more, blind people are playing with mobile phones and dumb people are talking about voice! Can you be more professional! Want to play mobile phone, go home again, OK? This shows us who donate money - how can we feel! My eyes are better than mine, and my words are sharper than mine!

You're too much!

"Oh The former blind man took the cigarette in one hand and the mobile phone in the other. He took the lighter out of his pocket and handed it to Hu Dafa.

"Well, thank you." Hu Dafa took the lighter with his head down, "slapping" twice, lit the cigarette, handed it back to the "blind man", and said thanks again. Just before the two hands intersected, Hu Dafa seemed not to hold it. With a shake of his fingers, the lighter fell to the ground.

"Oh, I'm sorry!" Said, slowly ready to pick up the lighter.

"It's OK, I'll do it!" Young people's waist is flexible, "blind" a short body, picked up the lighter from the ground. In the two second time difference, although the blind man stopped, the deaf mute man took two steps forward, basically side by side with Hu Dafa.

If you are an ordinary person, when there are two people walking side by side in front of you, you always have to walk sideways from the side. It's hard to walk between the two people on the opposite side! Unless there are two beauties on the opposite side, who can shuttle between beauties. It's so comfortable to smell them on the left and smell them on the right. If you can squeeze into your body and fall into your arms, oh, it's worth the trip.

Hu Dafa is not so polite, just like a fool. Since you two missed two steps, I pushed between them. My fingers danced gently. The disability certificate in the pocket of "blind person" had been taken out. The cigarette was in my mouth. After a puff, the small donation book in the pocket of "deaf mute person" was also taken out.

I didn't get the money back. I got the money swindler! However, what's the use of Hu Dafa with these two things! Are these two things worth two hundred yuan?

Hu Dafa stepped up and dodged a few times. He hid in a small shop by the side of the road and pretended to choose the cold drink at the door. He looked at two "disabled people" not far away.

Two people did not take a few steps, they have found their own things lost.

"Ah! What about my disability certificate? It's gone! Do you see that? "“ The blind man felt his trouser pocket and frowned, thinking, "I was still there when I bought a drink! I can't find it! "

"You look for your coat pocket again", "deaf mute" is directing "blind" with a cigarette in its mouth, just like in a play, the other party is blind, but forgets that he is dumb“ Oh, no, no! What about that one? Just now - lost? No, I was still in my pocket when I lit my cigarette! Not for a while? " Finally, he also found out the problem, patting his trouser pocket and searching for the bag on his chest.

"Oh, you are so simple. Just find another book and write a few more! It's troublesome for me to make this certificate. It's quite expensive! Think about it for me, where you put it! "

"It's easy for you to spend some money! I have to compile so many names and write a few articles. It's more tiring than writing a composition! I borrowed three people's mobile phones and searched hundreds of people's address books before I wrote a few articles! Ah, that's funny. After such a while, where are you

"Well, it won't be stolen, will it?"“ "The blind man" patted his forehead and got a flash of inspiration, "did the man who just passed by, the one who borrowed the lighter, steal it! I said, ah, a lighter still can't hold, fall to the ground! Did I steal my card by picking up the lighter! Hey, the thief

"No! Then he stole my book, too? "“ "Deaf mute" a face of doubt, "normally, you that disability card, take a car, take a subway do not want money, steal also make do, but, that book, he wants that, why use? Most of it is fake! Crazy, he

"Does he want to do it?" Two disabled people look at each other and feel something“ He also wants us to look for jobs on the street and ask for money and donations? Then you can make your own certificate, buy a book for a few cents, make up some names and write down some money. Why do you steal mine! I'm too lazy to do this job! What can I do! How can we start tomorrow? "

"He doesn't even want to save the money! What an idea! A certificate is only a few tens of yuan. Is it all cut like this? "

"Look at the idea we've come up with. It's only been a few days. It's been learned all of a sudden. Even the props have been borrowed! Competition, understand! This is disorderly competition! Otherwise, we can't innovate. Once we innovate, so many people will follow suit! It's hard to be original! This time, I realized the importance of protecting intellectual property“ Dumb "eloquent speculation, when it comes to business order, almost foaming.

"Yes! There's a lot of competition pressure! " Two people chatted a few words, also can't find the trace of the thief, hook shoulder to shoulder to continue to move forward, left.

"Hey! I'm still learning from you? I'm still competing? I'm competing with you to cheat money and win sympathy? I'm -- I'm so spoiling myself! I'm a big living person. My arms and legs are in good condition. I'm physically and mentally healthy. What can I do! Do I have to take a fancy to you

"But also, you didn't put in! It's so simple! Make two false certificates, buy a book, buy a pen, directly find a place with many people, find a place with good environment, pretend to be blind, pretend to be dumb, and earn money. At the same time, they also go to the park together, and make money at the same time! What a good job, by all accounts

"If it goes on, we can't run all over the streets for the blind and the deaf? After the body with an intermittent mental illness card are not enough to use, but also have to prepare a disability card, in addition to beating and swearing easy to use, even money is easy to use! If this is popularized abroad, you can get sunglasses, a blind stick, and a stroll in the street, and you can still receive US dollars! "

Hu Dafa turned his mouth hard, "then I won't do it! No one like you can smoke with immorality! Isn't it a social disorder? It's not easy for anyone to earn some money. Why donate it to you who have no problems! No, I have to learn from Liu yun'er about this. Once I can't, I have to go on! "