I am not a thief

Two security guards, one is directing the traffic, the other is hiding behind a tree secretly smoking cigarettes, is a small break for a while!

"Hey! I'm a policeman. Go and call him over! " Hu Dafa took out his driver's book and waved to the old security guard behind the tree. After shaking, the driver's book was put away again. "There's a thief here. You call him here and handle this case!"

"Ah?" The old security guard shivered in his hand, and his cigarette fell to the ground. In front of him, he didn't see which version of "police officer certificate" Hu Dafa was holding. In a daze, Hu Dafa began to urge again.

"Come on, we're on a mission! Call him over quickly. If the thief runs away, you won't have good fruit to eat! " Hu Dafa's tone is threatening. If the security team says something to you, you will be comfortable.

"Oh! Good The old security guard nodded, pulled out the walkie talkie from his waist, pressed and held the switch, and began to call his colleagues 20 meters away, "Xiao Zhang, come here!"

"Well? Boss, are you sick? " The young security guard was sweating over the parking space and the traffic in the hospital. Originally, the two people's work was cheating and playing tricks, and they had to play by themselves. Who let the old man be the uncle of the security captain!

"So close, what are you talking about with your walkie talkie?" The little security guard came over with a unhappy face and complained in a low voice, "what's the matter? After smoking, do you want to go to the toilet?"

"This is Comrade police. He said," there are thieves here! " The old security guard squished his eyes at Xiao Zhang. The internal contradictions of the security guard must be solved internally. Don't let outsiders see jokes!

Hearing the word "thief", the little security guard's legs were wronged and his body was shocked, "what's the matter? Thief! Where is it? " Body a jump, hiding behind the tree, eyes vigilant looking around“ Thief, how many thieves are there? How do I think everyone looks like a thief? "

"Alas! All said I counselled. Unexpectedly, the security guard here is more counsellor than me! You said you heard the thief tremble, who else can you protect? You know the parking charge? If you give less than one cent, you will climb the cover of the machine. You are so desperate to die! " Hu Dafa thought and shook his head.

"Just the three of us, two of us! I've got it. It's your credit. If you run away, you two can't afford it! I also called the office and asked for support. After a while, I caught you. You two should send the people to your security department first. You must watch it! "

"Oh! Understand

"Look! There are two people under the tree, a man and a woman! It's just the two of them! After a while -- "Hu Dafa looked at the two security guards around him," you and I deal with the woman, you -- "Hu Dafa stretched out his hand and pointed to the little security guard," you deal with the man, remember? "

"What? You two deal with a woman and I deal with the man alone. Is there such a distribution of work? " The little security guard said bitterly, "I'm afraid, I can't beat him. If I run away, who is it? What's more, you are a policeman. Just rush up and handcuff yourself. No one can run away! "

"Well! Today, I also brought my daughter-in-law to have a physical examination and asked for leave. I didn't bring anything! But when you see the bad guys, you have to reach out? People's property has been damaged. Can I open my eyes and watch it? Even those aunts will not stand by

"Don't worry, what they stole is on the woman. The man won't run away!" Hu Dafa has some drumming in his heart. What if he runs away? But just catch the woman. All the dirty goods can be obtained, which is enough to prove that she is related to the thief.

"It's not easy for us to do that job! You are so simple The old security guard seemed to see something and explained it.

"Bullshit! It's hard for you two to deal with a woman; It's easy for me to deal with a man alone? Why don't we have a change! " The little security guard turned his mouth and thought in his heart, you can enjoy happiness in the security team, and you can do whatever you want to do. Isn't there a nephew of the team leader? Unexpectedly, when the police came, they also sent him a light job. God doesn't have eyes!

"For what? Listen to the officer The old security guard gave Xiao Zhang a white look and felt proud.

"Change, too!" Hu Dafa looked at them and felt that there was something wrong with them. It didn't matter whether they changed or not.

"No, that's it! Very good! Xiao Zhang, it's really hard for us to do this job. Look, that woman is a pregnant woman with a big belly! You said you'd come, but you don't take it lightly. If you touch someone else's doll, then nothing will happen? "

Simply, the old security guard understood Hu Dafa's intention. This arrangement was really for the girl! When young people go to block people and catch female thieves, they may be bitten by others and beaten as hooligans. It would be easier for an old man to say something.

"Aren't you afraid? Cut The little security guard was still a little unconvinced and turned his lips.

"Be careful! This woman is not easy to catch! " Hu Dafa shook his head, the thief is not a rabbit, even if it is a rabbit, urgent also want to bite. I wonder if three people can catch these two people.

"Comrades of the police, how can that woman fight?" The old security guard was also a little bit agitated. After all, she was pregnant. If she struggled for a while, who would bear the burden?

"Don't worry, she's not pregnant! Fake

"Ah? No way The old security guard narrowed his eyes and looked at the two men again. He still felt wrong and wiped his eyes again. "The stomach is up, not fat! Is pregnancy a fake

"False! However, even if it's fake, don't touch people's stomach. If you touch something, how can you compensate? Drop out some money, so to speak, drop something else, and plant it for you? " If you can feel some fat and lose 20 jin of meat, it may become a good thing. Then you can be a doctor, lose weight specialist, registration fee can be counted as an expert! Others feel big, you feel thin!

"Eh!" The old security guard swallowed a mouthful of saliva, thinking, "farming" is OK, but people can't agree!

"In my opinion, let's call some more people, four or five people around, and he won't be able to run away. What do you think?" The little security guard has an idea.

"Yes! OK, please call two more people and tell your team leader that this time, you two deserve credit! " Hu Dafa also hesitated. After all, she is a woman. If she is really pregnant, it's just that her stomach is not so big. After all, she can't bear the responsibility even if her child is gone! In particular, he is not a policeman at all, and no one will have to shoulder such a big thing for himself in order to catch a thief.

"Officer Qi, are you busy?" Hu Dafa had to invite serious people to come out while the security asked for support. Looking at the two thieves did not change, quickly moved the rescue.