I am not a thief

"Yes! That's right! I'm sure I won't! Other men, will it be like this, then I don't know! I don't care. You can say it Hu Dafa would like to remind her that when she wants to curse someone in the future, it's better to add a supplementary statement, "the men mentioned in this paragraph don't include Hu Dafa!" That's perfect.

"Later, what happened? Find you and watch the exhibition together

"Oh, brother Hu, you still say that! I'm so convinced! I've convinced myself! " Blue moon son drank a beer, regret the intestines may be blue, "after entering, is not dispersed! He didn't look for me, and I didn't look for him, so I spent it! I didn't see any exhibition. I don't know if he saw it. It wasn't until noon, when I was hungry and couldn't stand it, that I called him

"Alas! I'm angry again! I'm almost full of breath Blue moon son tone a meal, turn head to ask Hu Dafa, "Hu big brother, you say, boy and girl friends go out to play together, that if the woman is hungry, should we find a nearby place to eat?"

"Well! Normally, this is not too much! " Hu Dafa was a little surprised at the man's performance. Did he say that he had to bring his own lunch to go out with him? No! It's not like children go for an outing. They have lunch by themselves. They play, make noise and eat and drink at the same time.

"I called him and looked for him for half a day. It took half an hour to find me! I said I'm hungry, find a place to eat! Guess what he said? Or I'll take care of myself! My temper, how suddenly become so good? I didn't do that before, did I? "

"What did he say? I'm so angry with you

"He said, he's not hungry! Want to see the exhibition again! Hey, you say, he -- do I owe him! Finally, he told me to let me eat by myself. I wanted to scold him at that time Blue moon son tone suddenly thick up, like a woman man upper body, suddenly changed into fierce Zhang Fei, breathing heavily.

"Well, there's another thing. Brother Hu, please help me to analyze it! What if he lies? " As soon as this matter was put down, LAN yue'er put forward another thing.

"Lying? What did you say? Well intentioned? Or unintentionally? Don't be so serious between boys and girls! Is it a joke! If you take it seriously, it will be endless, or you can't talk! " Hu Dafa thought about himself and lied. Isn't that what he said every day? It's like I didn't tell anyone the truth. It's all adults. Who doesn't lie? Listen to others and analyze by yourself! Don't be too honest, you will get hurt!

At the beginning of one or two sentences, it gradually increased. Now, counting carefully, every day's lies become a basket, and there is almost no truth! Just like with the growth of people, the lies are also growing with age, like tree rings, more and more.

But on the other hand, no one is the fighter for genetically modified food. Why is he so responsible for every word he says! So, who is going to be more serious? So many leaders and experts in agriculture management, who is genetically modified? What does it have to do with me? Why should I take care of it? Is it good to offend so many people? He didn't get a red envelope because he found out that genetically modified food is not edible?

"Alas! This kind of thing, just get used to it! "

"Brother Hu, how can I get used to the problem of principle?"

"What lie did he tell and you caught him?"

"He said on a blind date that he was a pig! But when I went to see the exhibition that time, I needed an ID card to buy tickets, so I took a look. The ID card said, he belongs to sheep! Four years old! Do you think this is a lie? Age fraud

"Eh!" Hu Dafa didn't expect that LAN Yueer's lie meant this, "normally speaking, it may be that he wants to learn in the morning. No one at home looks at the child and reports his age a little older. It has happened before! It's common to miss one or two years, but it's not decent to be four years older! Although they are all livestock, they are all under the jurisdiction of the Bureau of agriculture. "

"Brother Hu, I don't want to ask for anything else. I just want to be good with my character and be good with me. As for how much knowledge he has, how many houses he has and how much money he has, I don't care! As for the height, appearance, I am not rare! Don't you look like that when you are old! Of course, handsome - the best! The problem is, he can't cheat me about age! Is your age clear? " LAN yue'er is really serious about this.

"Well, didn't you ask him?"

"No! I'm waiting for him to explain to me LAN yue'er throws away the empty can in her hand and goes to the plastic bag to take out a can.

"Don't drink. You'll get drunk if you drink too much!" Hu Dafa holds blue moon's hand and gently persuades her. You are a girl. Don't play with alcohol. If you drink too much, do you make me commit a crime? Or did you prepare a howitzer for me, ready to spray me at any time?

"Actually, I don't think the age is too important! Have said: height is not a gap, age is not a problem! If two people really love each other, do you still care about the age gap? It's not a big deal to be three or four years old! Old man, will hurt people, there is a difference between 30 or 40 years old! Right! Two people, have to run in with each other, just like two stones, they all have edges and corners, so take your time! Smooth, the day is harmonious, anxious to eat hot tofu! More contact, there will always be many advantages of it

"Well, what did you think of him then?" Hu Dafa still has a steelyard in his heart. If the woman doesn't like it, she will have already divided it! Why did it take months? Just like that man, if you see him once, you'll be able to decide your whole life. It must be that you'll never see him again. Only the woman has some expectations and some ideas for him, will she make an appointment again and again!

"I don't like him!" LAN Yueer pouts her lips and denies what she thinks. Lies are not only told by men, but also by women. After a while, he slowly said: "the height is OK, the appearance is pretty handsome! Unlike those who are not old enough, they are not old enough and don't have much hair! Well, I'm afraid if I'm in the same room every day Then he turned to look at Hu Dafa.

Hey, what do you mean? Where are you looking? I have thick hair! How to look at me at the critical moment? Do you have to compare me with other men? Hu Dafa rolled his eyes and was not happy.

"What else? Is there anything else? " I'm a little afraid to see bald. I can't have enough to eat by looking at my hair! Between two people, we should always complement each other, appreciate each other and help each other. Only in this way can we have a more lasting love relationship!