I am not a thief

"What? I buy clothes for him! Why? He didn't buy me anything decent! I gave him clothes! Good idea Blue moon teeth a bite, head shake, as if determined to throw out a can. A few seconds later, he turned to look at Hu Dafa and asked, "brother Hu, what you said just now, do you think so or do all men think so? Is that what men should think? Men - how could that be? Hum! I'm not going to play with him

"No! You -- look at my face, give others another chance! All right Hu Dafa wants to smoke his mouth very much. He has nothing to do. What can he do? Don't think about how to make money, but have to squeeze into the love life between men and women. Isn't that sincere? In the future, people's love and marriage websites will have to find you! It's not easy to make up a couple. These three or two sentences of yours have been taken apart directly! Even if some men really think that they are handsome, should be valued, should be chased by girls in turn, or even pasted upside down, and give them "cheap" to play with, that can't tell her! A little hurt self-esteem!

"For example, you organize a dinner, bring two married friends and help you have a look. Some people, some things, they are in the game, bystanders see clearly, especially the past, will certainly be able to see! For example, if you want to find a classmate or a best friend, or a married relative, you'd better take a man with you, and then you can see how he treats others! " In desperation, Hu Dafa had to continue to blend in, and he had to come up with a good idea to save the best.

"What's there to see?" Blue moon son some don't understand.

"Well! Didn't you say he was stingy? Try again! The man always can't carry so not clear, money is important or girlfriend is important! You take a man and a girl two friends, according to the reason, you should go to check out, but in order to show respect for you, if he really wants to engage in the object, is to get married for the purpose of falling in love, it should be expressed! Right Hu Dafa squeezed his eyes as a hint.

"Find a middle-class restaurant and don't scare people! Talk about some interesting topics and let your friends analyze them for you. It's a multi aspect and multi angle consideration! Finally, you decide! It's a lifetime thing, but it can't be too casual! Alas! Like a friend of mine, married for three months, less than 100 days, married after the new year, dumplings have not eaten, away from it

"Then you mean that if he wants to have a future, he should continue to associate, at least in front of my friends. He should be warm, polite, gracious and rush to pay the bill." Blue moon son side face, eyes turn, planning.

"Well, I think that's what a man with a heart thinks! In this case, we'll have an AA system with you, and you'll see to it! " Separation and combination, you can decide after eating. In a word, don't break up after listening to my words! The crime of breaking up lovers, or someone else to come!

"Brother Hu, if it were you, what would you do?" After drinking a lot of beer, LAN yue'er's brain became cunning. She took the question back and wanted to find a reference answer from Hu Dafa.

"Ah! I -- "Hu Dafa recalled the experience of taking sister Hua and Liu yun'er to dinner with the Qiu brothers. He felt depressed. I went to check out every time! First of all, I won't let two girls pay for it! They just go for nothing. They don't do things that they pay for! Qiu Dalong there, I can not extort money, is a poor stick, but also more than anyone else! If I don't pay, I'll stare at you! At most, Qiu Biao can help me share a little. It's a bit of face!

"I usually throw my wallet to her! Take it to the bill. I'm drinking. I don't care about the money! "

"Oh Blue moon son nodded, put up a thumb, praised a, "atmosphere! Then I'll ask him like you do! If the performance is acceptable, it is to see the aftereffect; If the performance is not good, just eliminate it! Long pain is better than short pain, right? "

"You can analyze it yourself! I think your values and outlook on life are a little complementary! History, present, future, you can see it in your home in the future. It's also very happy! Think twice about breaking up! "

After a long silence, blue moon suddenly turned her head and asked, "brother Hu, do you think I'm fat?"

"What?" Hu Dafa's neck is elongated and his head is tilted back. He looks at LAN Yueer like a monkey in the zoo. He has long legs, thin waist, plump chest and tender skin. He is just in good shape. No matter how fat he is, he is also slim. No matter how thin he is, he is a plump beauty. No matter whether he is fat or thin in medical sense, at least in Hu Dafa's eyes, This kind of height and weight is suitable.

"You are not fat! You're the standard size If allowed, Hu Dafa will certainly cooperate to swallow a mouthful of saliva.

"But look LAN Yueer thought of something again. She turned on her mobile phone, scratched in wechat and found what she wanted to see. She tapped her finger on the screen twice and "snapped" the screen. "Brother Hu, look what he said. Isn't that a curse? Is there anyone who chats like this? "

"I can see it!" Hu Dafa scratched his head. He stretched his neck and looked at the screenshot on LAN Yueer's mobile phone.

"This man is scolding you!" Hu Dafa only saw a few inappropriate words. How can a big man talk to a bad guy about his girlfriend or a heterosexual friend who doesn't have a relationship? Did you not learn to speak well since childhood? Open your mouth and spray feces! Can we say that modern people have begun to chat like this? If you don't use a little rude language, you won't be able to talk, not to chat?

"No, brother Hu, you said this man! I said he was fat, let him lose weight, he is like this, also let me look in the mirror! It's a mess to open your mouth. What a mess

"Every day?" Hu Dafa was very surprised at LAN Yueer's endurance. When he was scolded, he had to smile. Isn't that cheap? The problem is that Jia Baoyu doesn't scold Lin Daiyu every day?

"No! That's why he's angry and swearing when he opens his mouth! If you don't talk like this when you're free, you'll be able to talk! Don't make him unhappy, alas LAN yue'er sighed and shook her head.

"Oh! A little bit of a temper! Anyone who is not happy will find a vent to vent their anger. It's also normal! " Hu Dafa laughed and thought of a topic, "if he changed his way, it's not like this - simple, rough and cruel; Give you a special way, another way, such as -- sarcasm wilt damage, circle curse, no dirty words in the mouth, nothing to say, which one would you like to accept? "