I am not a thief

"That's it! I can't be a martyr. I'm a traitor! You don't have to punish me. All I know is that it's easy for you. I'll show you the way! " Fat man embarrassed to say, a face joking appearance.

When we get together, as long as we drink too much wine, everyone will brag about their hard bones and be a hero; But after sobering up, if there is a little sense, it may not make such a choice. How painful it is! Bamboo stick through the fingers, fingernails pick over, flesh and blood fuzzy appearance, think about it all creepy; It's not good to drink chili water? It's much worse than coke, Sprite, Arctic Ocean and iced beer; Fire chopsticks, flogging, bricks under the feet... So many non-human punishments, which is more comfortable than lying on the sofa, practicing Ge You paralysis, eating snacks, watching TV play?

Several people were chatting. Hu Dafa's mobile phone vibrated in his pocket. Looking down, it turned out that it was Lu Liguo calling, "Hey, six monkeys, go back!" Come out to work, the most important thing is everyone's safety, less take back a person can't. Just like those donkey friends who like to travel, they are happy when they go and droop when they come back. They are either trapped or lost. Why should they think about the cowhide they blew when they started!

"Dafa, something's wrong! You'd better come and have a look. It's troublesome! Alas Lu Liguo hesitated on the phone and didn't make it clear.

"What happened?" Hu Dafa stood up and went to the depth of the woods. Then his voice slowly increased. "What's the matter? Tell me about it!" It's only been a long time. Did you say you were pinched? Didn't you change the car brand? What happened?

"Dafa, I think it's like I've met a porcelain bumper! Don't we come back first? Huang Mao rides his motorcycle first and takes me with his glasses. When I get to the restaurant, I want to find a toilet on the side of the road for convenience. So I stop and go in for two minutes. Alas, an old lady can't get up on the ground! "

"I don't know what's going on. Hey, when you say this spectacle, you really take out the TV set. What else do you say: if you don't help me or you don't help me, the public will collapse and can't help up! Ha ha, that's all fooling, cheating children to play, but he believed it

"You didn't say anything about it!" Hu Dafa is a little angry. Do you still have time to do good things at this time? Glasses are too confused! Isn't this looking for trouble?

"I didn't see it! When I came out, the old lady was lying on the ground and her glasses were lifting! Also let me help, I look at the old lady like that, legs and stomach are cramped, this kind of thing also forward to rush ah? Isn't that a way to deceive you? "

"Where did you fall?"

"Well! In the co driver's seat, he pushed a small cart, which was a bit shabby. Alas, it's a pity to look at it, but it's not good for us! I'm doing something big. Are you still calling the police for this? "

"En --" Lu Liguo reminded Hu Dafa that he hit a hammer in his heart directly, didn't he? He hasn't finished tying people to ask for money yet. Here, he has to call the police to clean his innocence. Don't be too coincidental!

"I ask you, what did the old lady say? What is she going to do with it? Do you want money? " Don't make trouble everywhere when you have nothing to do, and don't be afraid when something happens. No matter big or small, there will always be a solution. In today's society, it's easy to raise money! Maybe it works!

"Well, wouldn't it be nice if she had just mentioned the money? I can't sit on the ground any more. I cry and ask us to send her to the hospital. How can I get there? She skidded under her feet and fell a somersault. Do you want us to examine her? There is no such thing

"Oh, no! You wait! Don't you go to the bathroom? Then you have to stop the car before you get off! When you got off the bus, the old lady wasn't there. Didn't she fall down

"Well, no!"

"Yes, you've all stopped your car and didn't move. What's the relationship between her falling and us? Are glasses -- absent-minded? Too much positive energy? Or too much medicine? He - what do you think? Oh, in order to learn the spirit of sketch, I have to help passers-by. Isn't this to find my own illness? "

Hu Dafa patted his forehead. What's the matter? When Lao Liu was in hospital, he advised his master to touch porcelain on the street when he was free. This time, he began to practice with himself and met himself. No, it's not like touching porcelain. Listen to this process, people don't want to touch you. It's glasses who take the initiative to look for trouble. It doesn't matter that the swindler is not smart and the thief's skill is not good. I'm afraid that the swindler is a fool. When he meets a fool, he can't stand others to give you money!

"How is it now?"

"Well! Glasses want to send the old lady to the hospital, I don't know the process, asked him, he said he was responsible! Hey, I also wonder, the car has stopped, what's his responsibility? If you have responsibility, you have to take it to the hospital! I can't make up my mind. I'll call you and you say, "what can I do?"

"Responsible? What are your responsibilities? It's just a parking lot. Do you want to go to the bathroom? What's wrong? People who drive are not allowed to go to public toilets? I have to hold it. If I can't hold it, I'll pee in the drink bottle, gather up a can and throw it out, right? If you meet a silly boy, you can drink it again... "

"Yes, I don't know! If you want to talk about responsibility, maybe it's a little bit! " Lu Liguo's voice became low, slightly embarrassed.

"What? What's the matter with you two? What's your responsibility? " Hu Dafa trembled in his heart. If he was really responsible, it would be broken. I didn't hear people say that the driver of BMW helped two. In the end, the rest would be Xiao Huang and Mobai. Driving a BMW is only enough to support two. If you drive a big van or a broken golden cup, it's not enough to support one.

"We didn't find a parking space, so we stopped casually, crossed the non motorized Lane diagonally, and got into the sidewalk. If you want to talk about it, I'll go to the toilet for two minutes. Who else can I delay? Besides, who can't see such a big car? Do you have to go up? If you make a mistake, it will pass. If you can't make a mistake, just take a two-step motorway. well! Who would have thought that such a thing had happened. I, who knew that, might as well hold on for a while! I've wet my pants, and I'll admit it! " Lu sighed deeply and asked Hu Dafa how to solve the problem.

"This old lady is too troublesome to reason with. She's more powerful than those who touch porcelain! Dafa, you said, "if you call the police, will something happen?"

"Well, how do I know?" Hu Dafa scratched his head on the side of the phone, "six monkeys, you see, can you be private? At that time - did anyone see it? "