I am not a thief

"No!" It seems that it's not the first time for the old men to catch up with this kind of thing. All the processes are very detailed. I don't have any papers! ID card, no! To contact phone, home phone, no! Even if I see the car key, I don't want to give it! Can't we do something big and make technological innovation? Can't we just play tricks? You look at the crutches on the car, and you're so old. Who's going to be so tough on the old man? Get off, please get off! If you don't get out of the car and the two sides are connected, there's no way. You can only push the car and people together.

"What do you have with you? Can prove your identity! You know which street you live in and where you live! " Traffic police are not willing to do this on weekends, but it seems that they can't deal with these old men who are good at playing tricks by relying on urban management alone. At the same time, these things are really their own business. Whether it's a black car or a disabled motorcycle, it's dangerous to be on the street. It's better to sit less.

"Well, don't squeeze. Why are you going? What's up with you? " Hu Dafa is trying to squeeze into the circle, grab the first row seats, see more clearly, listen more clearly, live drama, free tickets, so busy, why not actively? I didn't expect to be stopped by the two "secret service" in front of me.

"It's my business!" Hu Dafa looked at the secret service on the left and another secret service on the right, and rolled his eyes towards the sky.

"What's up with you? Do you know him? " The secret service looked at each other. Is this the old man's son and asked him to go home for dinner“ Which is your father? "

"None of them is my father! I don't know any of them Hu Dafa shook his head and continued to interrupt.

"What's the matter with you? What are you pushing in? " The two young special agents show their impatience. It's not easy to carry out these things. They are all urban management, traffic police and urban management. These civil servants only use their mouths, not their hands. They have to let the special agents do this kind of rough work, physical work and offending things! Fortunately, they are not local people. Otherwise, they should not be scolded by their families and neighbors every day! No wonder the security forces rarely recruit local people, and they all have to be young men, just to be less concerned about human face and be more angry. When it's time to do something, they have to lend their conscience and close their eyes.

"I --" Hu Dafa pause, mouth suddenly closed, just pointed to the subway station.

"Why? Speak The agent on the left frowned and looked scornful.

"You can't take the subway! Look at you. You're blocking this. What are you doing? Is it convenient for everyone to travel, or is it a sincere hindrance! It's not easy for people to worry about the weekend. Let's make the morning rush artificially! Idle! Why do you ask me? I want to practice green travel with practical actions, OK? " Hu Dafa has a good command of the cadence and intonation. Just now, he was low in voice, but now his voice suddenly increased. He spoke out the ideas of many onlookers and could not help looking at each other.

"Well, comrade, keep your voice down!" The traffic police helplessly looked at Hu Dafa and instructed the two special agents to let him go. They turned their faces and continued to question the old man in the car“ Speak! Which community? "

"Oh, man, it's you!" The old man in the car saw Hu Dafa, as if he saw a life-saving straw. He stretched out half of his head from the car and said hello to Hu Dafa warmly. In his impression, Hu Dafa and a policewoman made their own cars. Last time, he made a contribution in order to catch a thief. If only he could, like some officials, balance his merits and demerits and let himself go as a fart! At least in front of the traffic police comrades, a few words, and finally deal with their own good!

"Oh, old man, why are you walking here early?" Hu Dafa's face was full of mockery, emotion and sympathy.

"Cough! Well, early morning! It's not a slip up! " The old man winked at Hu Dafa, just like he had sand in his eyes and it was hard to wipe them with his hands. He had to use the muscles around his eyes to squeeze the sand and tears out.

"Hey, hey! No more moves! " Hu Dafa had a bad smile on his face, and his brain was spinning fast. At least he got to know each other. When he saw him, he had to stretch out his hand and come up with an idea! Even if it doesn't help, the water has to be mixed up.

"Alas! Do you know that? Say a word! The woman last time was not an insider, was she The old man squeezed his eyes and asked for Hu Dafa's help.

"Well, comrade, don't you catch the subway? Hurry up! Don't make trouble here The traffic police didn't show up, and the urban management didn't say anything, but a few young "especially diligent" said while trying to push Hu Dafa out of the circle. People are not afraid that you will make trouble, but they are afraid that some innocent and irrelevant people will take a photo and record a paragraph, add oil and vinegar and add eye-catching words, which will make the hair all over the world disorderly and have bad influence!

"What's the rush? I'm not in a hurry to be an emperor! Meet an acquaintance, can't say hello? Do you know how to be polite? Our country is a land of etiquette, understand? You must be polite when you see an old man Hu Dafa rolled his eyes and hit back at the word "make trouble". Make trouble, I think it's OK! I just want to see the excitement, but I don't want to worry about it. You have to provoke me and let me say a fair word“ Don't touch me. I'm all sick, high blood pressure, heart disease, cerebral thrombosis, diabetes, AIDS. I'm sick. I've been damaged. I can't get up on the ground. You can't afford to pay for it. If you get some more virus, you can't be saved with social security! "

After listening to Hu Dafa's self introduction, the city management and the police couldn't help looking sideways. Unexpectedly, this man is not old and has many diseases! Why don't you get a psycho certificate? It's easy to use. It's far away from you.

"Hey - huh? Isn't he swearing? " A special agent is as diligent as a brain, frowning and thinking, "he said he is the emperor, we are eunuchs!"

"Yes! That's what I mean! Hey, you don't swear! Well, what did you say just now? How to talk? Who is the emperor and who is the eunuch? " A special agent raised his eyes and glared at Hu Dafa, but he was at least one meter away. If he got too close, he would sit on the ground and blow. Who is in charge!

"I'm used to being an emperor at home! Would you? Besides, the emperor is not just a eunuch! " Hu Dafa gave a sneer and turned his head to see that the old man was still chatting with the traffic police and playing tricks with the city management. He already had some ideas in his mind.

"Er -- old man, I don't have a rest this weekend. I'm still running out on rainy days? Do you have to live up to the motto of * * and do good things all your life? " Hu Dafa blinked his eyes, and a smile appeared on his face, which was the kind of cheap smile. He glanced at the traffic police from the corner of his eyes. This hint, almost write the answer on the face.