I am not a thief

"Can the boy drive? Yellow light - you are speeding up! You drive past, I can follow you! You really obey orders! It's like the slogan - would you rather stop for three minutes than grab a second? No, when is your turn to go? Late for work, no parking, go to bed after midnight! It must be a woman driver. Alas

"Look at the lane over there. Two cars can pass. What kind of cars do you have to park! Give us 20 cents more oil, we can get three minutes faster! Don't worry, I have something else to do! Which driving school did you learn? Who taught you that? It can't be Ben that I learned from my teacher! If I had known that, I would not have followed your car! "

No matter what the driver thought, Hu Dafa was really in a leisurely mood. After several times of observation, he turned to the two people behind him and said, "come on, let's start the second half and get ready for the money. It's 200000 yuan for one person. I said," sprinkle, sprinkle again! Don't worry

At the crossroads, there are many two-way vehicles with large flow. In addition to motor vehicles, there are also non motor vehicles and pedestrians. When the traffic lights are exchanged, Hu Dafa starts the vehicle and runs diagonally to the crossroads. Because he starts early, the body is inclined and the car is long, which takes up half of the lane beside him and directly blocks the direction of the car.

"Let's go Hu yelled, gave oil to his feet, and continued to occupy two lanes“ I'll go, you don't leave, make way for me, wait a minute, there's a red envelope! "

When the autumn wind blows, hundreds of thousands of cash, like seeds, are sown in the middle of the intersection.

"Why don't you go? What are you doing with me? Can you drive! Two goods The driver of the rear car was blocked half of the way by Hu Dafa. He was grinding his teeth and honking his horn. Suddenly, he was shaken by a burst of "pink leaves" and said, "daughter-in-law, what do you think this is? It's money

Several banknotes stuck together fly directly from the front window to the windshield of the rear car with the wind, and stick tightly in front of the driver's eyes. If there is no such glass, it will be directly patted on the face.

"It's money! No! Husband, what's the situation? God paid for it? " The woman is still calm. She looks at it carefully, and her heart is filled with emotion! Just want to express the excitement, "bang" sound, the car after the stable chase in his car's ass“ Oh, who is this? Can you drive? What's the rush? Can you afford to pay for rear end collision? I'm a BMW

"Hey, good! Here comes the money man! The front of the money is smashed in my car, rear car rear end, you pay it! How is today's yellow calendar written? Is it appropriate to pick up money for a trip? " My husband is analyzing, and he hears two "bangs" next to him.

Hu Dafa's car is through the intersection, he is the first car, the front is a smooth road, and then look at the back, already chaos. One of the vehicles behind his car didn't go, either rear ended or stopped there, ready to get off and start collecting money. Even the cars that were running opposite to them stopped at the intersection. The drivers were not calm. They unfastened their seat belts, rolled up their arms, rolled up their sleeves and rushed to the intersection full of money.

"It's said that the money in big cities is easy to earn, but I didn't expect it to be so easy to earn? You can pick up money all over the street! As early as I said, I didn't go to work in the south a few years ago. How nice it would be to go directly to the city! "

"There's too much nonsense. If you have that Kung Fu, you'll get 500 yuan!"

"The city is good. There is gold everywhere! Gold is too heavy, change money directly! Ha ha, no windfall, no wealth, no night, no fat, big truth! I don't know when the next time? Once a month! "

Non motorized vehicles and pedestrians passing through the intersection in the same direction stop and watch the same way. After recognizing that the falling pink pieces of paper are really money, who is on the way? In the parking, get off, bow, began to strive for. Even another group of pedestrians who had just passed the intersection turned back and joined in the collection of money.

"Money

"Money! I lost my money

"What are you doing? What else are you sending? How much is the delivery fee? This is a hundred and one! Two or three for a day's salary! Come on Roadside couriers are greeting, stunned at the money on the road, stop the electric car, on the motorway.

"It's the same as farming at home! Bow to the waist, a hand, money will come! One can get back yesterday's fine, two can have a rest at noon... "

"So much money? Pick it up! Don't move, it's mine! I stepped on it first

"Cool! Today, our boss is happy to help listed companies distribute dividends. If they don't give dividends to shareholders, our boss will give them! Don't mention it, everyone. It's better to start first, and it's worse to start later! Don't mention it to anyone. Should I pick it up or not? I'll regret it when I go home! " Huang Mao continued to issue red envelopes while he was chanting. Looking at the crowd chasing money all over the street, he had a trace of happiness in his heart.

"My daughter-in-law, today I'm a big spendthrift. Do you know that I threw 400000 yuan out of my hand today! In addition to your betrothal gift money, I just decorate my nest. It's probably enough! I don't have any money. I don't have a second master who takes advantage of money. I don't have a second wife who disguises as a woman. But I can also spread money! Alas, I am defeated! Yesterday, I was still washing dishes in the back kitchen, saving money to collect betrothal gifts. Now I'm the black sheep! The world is changing fast! It gave me a chance to play the God of wealth. I'm so happy Lu Liguo's mouth was also full of words. His lips were flying up and down, and his hands kept on. In a twinkling of an eye, the 200000 quota had been completed.

"Boss, it's no fun! Another extra time Huang Mao holds the window and looks at the road crossing that has gone far away. He still wants to finish. He stretches his neck and applies for funds from Hu Dafa.

"It's not over? How about a penalty shoot out! Almost! I can't stop for five minutes at this intersection! More? I really think I'm a money boy! They are fairies scattering flowers, I am a thief scattering money! If you still want to throw money, you can deduct it from your future salary and bonus. You can do it yourself! " Hu Dafa looked at the rearview mirror, his heart is also a burst of joy, the intersection was blocked, the car moving forward, only his own, spacious! Don't talk about bumping. You can't even touch a car! Three lanes to walk around!

"Ah? Well, forget it. That's all for today, ladies and gentlemen. Go on. Goodbye to you Huang Mao waved to the distance and pulled up the window.

"Brother dragon, you see, it's coming again!" The fat man looked at the mobile phone in surprise and waved to Qiu Dalong.

Fat man and Qiu Dalong have already arrived at the scheduled place. Two carts stop under the bridge one after the other. It's a newly built bridge. It's more than half a year since it was just built. It's just that there is no official municipal road. The road lines are all drawn, but there is no road name! Maybe soon, there will be Ge Yu's brother to help erect a sign for the convenience of the residents nearby!