I am not a thief

"Oh, what a thing! Then you'll have to find a way! I've heard of canceling a ticket, just like the traffic management bureau can "shovel points", directly delete your violation records in other people's computer system, but you have to -- meaning! This, you know! You can't do anything for nothing! I can't help you for nothing The security guard looks at Hu Dafa and laughs. Last time, you could invite the director to have a drink. Can't you understand this?

"Oh! You mean we can find someone here, just like the traffic control bureau, to shovel the ticket and free the fine! "

"I don't know if it's OK, but you can try it!" The security guard raised his eyebrows and reached for his cigarette butt.

"Do you think the horse Bureau can speak well?"

"According to the level, the director must be in charge of the director! The first grade of the official university is killing people! But I can't say what's wrong with the specific business of your nursing home! If you know director Ma, it's better to ask him in person. " The security guard is very cunning. Standing guard at the gate of such a large unit has long been contaminated with officialdom. I can help you, you don't tell me what I can give in return, you want to give a gift to the leader, also don't pass my hand, so a box of cigarettes, how to help?

Whenever you encounter specific things and don't know what to say, you can push them out, or use fuzzy language. You can figure out the results by yourself!

Just like going to the hospital for registration, Hu Dafa walked around a few times and finally entered the magnificent office building. The conference room is on the second floor. There are a row of benches outside. The people who do business must not go in. In case the leader is talking, you rush in and treat you as a member of the Commission for Discipline Inspection. Do you still have to pee your pants? Hu Dafa sat down on the chair, waiting for the leaders to finish the meeting, thinking about how to intercede with director Ma.

No appointment, the most uncomfortable, enjoying the warm sun outside the window, Hu Dafa drowsy. In the state of waking but not waking, I heard the moving sound of chairs, noisy footsteps and sparse voices in the conference room. I quickly stood up, walked to the door and looked down at my mobile phone. It was already more than 12 o'clock.

It's not good to drink on an empty stomach. It's hard to have a meeting on an empty stomach! If you want to make a long speech, you have to eat and drink enough! Burping, drinking tea, reading newspapers, fighting hearts, playing politics and word games, most people will not refuse.

After the meeting, many participants came out of the meeting room in twos and threes. What they exchanged in a low voice may not be the theme of today's meeting, but what they wanted to ask was what else to eat in the canteen at noon! I'm full, I'm hungry, I'm upset today. I don't have any other opinions. I'm not satisfied with my stomach. I started snoring half an hour ago.

Seeing someone in the corridor, most of the participants who came out first turned their heads and looked at Hu Dafa. When they found that they didn't know each other, they turned their heads immediately. This stranger was not as attractive as the kung pao chicken in the canteen; More ignored, covered with a small stomach, head down, think is not only stomach suck, kidney also not to force.

"Horse Bureau!" Hu Dafa stood behind the door and saw that director Ma and another leader finally came out of the meeting room. He took two steps, put a smile on his face and bowed to greet him. The voice is not loud enough for leaders to hear; Also can't be too small, a bow to miss you go, you still have to chase people say hello.

"Ah! Xiao Hu! When did you come? Can I help you? " Director Ma patted the other person on the shoulder, motioned to see off the guests, turned his head and asked Hu Dafa, thinking what would happen if he came? Will not come to cash the original said donation matters!

"Oh, I've been here for a while!" Hu Dafa bowed, his mouth was tight, and he sent away the leader who talked with director Ma with a smile. He put his body close to Director Ma, and his voice was a little lower. "Ma Bureau, I have something to report to you. Look at this time, let's go out - let's sit at the door and have a chat while eating."

After waiting for director Ma for such a long time, Hu Dafa turned on his facial muscles and rubbed them for at least 10 minutes. Otherwise, how could he show such a fake smile, say such a word against his will, flatter disgustingly and feel like vomiting when he saw the leader.

"En --" director Ma's voice lengthened, looking at his colleagues have quickened their pace, catching up with the people waiting to take the elevator in the middle of the corridor, expressing his ideas in a low voice, "there will be a meeting in the afternoon, so I can't go anywhere! What's the matter with you? It's not big. You can talk while walking; If things are troublesome, then -- Xiao Hu, you haven't eaten yet

"Well, no!" Hu gave a sharp answer. After that, I felt in a good mood. Finally, I told the truth in front of the leader. It was a ray of sunshine that pierced the inner haze and saw the sun. What unit? Is it easy to tell the truth?

"Let's go. Let's go to the canteen with me. Let's have dinner first. Let's talk about work and don't be hungry! Go... "Director Ma unintentionally invited, since caught up, anyway is not my family's food, also don't need me to pay, eat! Can we still be poor? If you are poor, you can't live without my food!

Besides, this Xiao Hu can handle affairs. He has had dinner with him once or twice, met him two or three times, and has no time to come every time! It's enough to be polite and courteous. It's no big deal to invite you back once! It's better to be seen, photographed and tweeted by people who like to make trouble when eating in a restaurant! I'll be videotaped again. What's my future? In particular, so many people at the meeting have seen that even if the greedy insects move and drool, they have to endure it. But I was thinking about what he came for today and how much "etiquette" he brought.

"Is this -- appropriate?" Hu Dafa didn't expect that he could go to the civil administration to have a meal in the canteen. Was it raining two days before the Hu family's ancestral grave that he was struck by thunder? Did you smoke this morning?

"What's wrong with working meals! Who are we? A civil servant is a public servant, a person who works for the common people. It's not allowed to have a meal together? It's not like going out to eat haisai or the canteen! " Director Ma's quality is quite high. If he is not tired after the morning meeting, he will definitely give Hu Dafa a a supplementary report on this topic. Today, I really had some hard work. I simply said a few words, and the voice was quite loud, in order to tell those colleagues waiting for the elevator in front, "we are innocent!"

"Oh! Then I'll listen to you! " Hu Dafa accompanied director Ma waiting for the elevator, his mouth closed, no longer talking. Looking left and right, those colleagues are also silent, waiting quietly, with skin wrinkles on their faces and a few smiles, but the subcutaneous muscles are tight, which perfectly demonstrates what it means: skin smiles, flesh doesn't smile, the body looks like a body immobilization, like the eighteen Arhats. Just now, I was still talking and laughing. In a moment, it turned into silence.