I am not a thief

"These things are true. During the Spring Festival and holidays, cattle are caught in batches! But these guys have a strong reproductive capacity. They are going to catch up with the undead little ones! Every year, next year! Alas, it's not easy to travel, and it's hard for these people to rush home! " The old man shook his head helplessly.

"Young man, no matter how you say it, you can't help such people! You also help him find reasons! It's no longer a threat to the tiger! " The old lady still glared and spoke heavily.

"Aunt, that's what I said! Even if I don't help him find reasons, he will also have many reasons! He's not stupid. He's very smart! Education is certainly not low, a word with what, put a lot of people asked dizzy! I'll talk about law and human rights with you again! " Hu Dafa laughed and thought: why do people rely on their fast feet? First come, first served. With a quick mind, people find reasons for things that are unreasonable. It depends on carefully reading the instructions on the ticket. It's really profitable.

"Smart! If cleverness is used in the wrong way, it is cunning! " The old lady didn't like it, so she threw a tantrum at Hu. "If we were all like him, the social order would be in chaos, and so many of our excellent traditions would not be ruined all the time! Respect for the old and love the young, filial piety first, five stresses, four beauties and three loves are not equal to first come, first served. Who cares about modesty and prudence? Who cares about keeping a low profile? Don't we all follow our own ideas and come to what we think? What are the rules for? What else can the law do? The question is, who still listens to this! It's selfish! Liberalism

"Well, you're right! I just feel that -- "Hu Dafa listened and received the old lady's reprimand, but he was not happy." I just said it casually. Why are you so worried? That girl is not your relative. You are so docile and like to teach earnestly. Go to the man with glasses! Tell me, what's the use? Finally, Monk Tang recites sutras to the goblins. He can't avoid them. He has to steam you in the drawer! "

"I didn't expect that! There's medical trouble in the hospital, and there's a seat on the train! " The old man snorted and laughed, "these are all new things in recent years, but it's strange. Why didn't we have them in our time? It used to be said that the old man was bad at learning, or that the bad man was getting old, and this man was not very old. According to the previous logic, there was a bad old man in the family who taught him! "

"Noisy - healthier! If you don't see through people's heart, how can you know what your three outlooks look like! If you don't look at the faces of good and bad people, how can you know how stupid and helpless you are! So hard performance, or free, really did not expect ah, this train to engage in activities, live drama big free! pretty good! Take a picture and go online on Weibo Hu Dafa continued to gossip with a smile. The final suggestion moved many onlookers. They took out their mobile phones one after another and secretly began to take pictures of the man with glasses. At the same time, they talked about it one after another and made a long speech.

"Shame! What an education

"Rascal! The learned can cheat, that is really invincible! Don't reason with him, you can't talk about him! He graduated from university and has a lot of knowledge! Ha ha, it's all used here! "

"Well, why is this society like this? It's fresh! Where did you learn that? Is that what universities teach? What's the use of going to college! "

"Yes, the train has been running for so many years, we have been sitting for so many years, and we really haven't met such a thing! I've been living in vain for decades, but today I've opened my eyes! Ha ha

"Ah, here it is! Here comes the conductor In order to interrupt this useless sermon, sister Hua points to the end of the car, indicating that "Season 2" is on.

The conductor is a chubby elder sister, smiling and sweating. He followed the conductor into the carriage just now. After understanding, I know the general situation, but I have worked for many years, and I have no such experience. I only made a comment: today I met a wonderful tourist!

Behind the conductor was a man in a dark uniform, looking at the sign on his chest. He was a train safety officer. The security officer does not mean that he has any administrative power. After all, he is not a policeman. He has to discuss with the conductor about matters related to train safety. I'm afraid he will not be able to work hard when he meets such a stupid rascal. Follow me, just to scare me.

"That's him! His seat should belong to this lesbian. I've checked the tickets, no problem! " The conductor just now pouted, showing helplessness.

"Comrade, wake up!" The conductor, with a sweet voice and a smiling face, patted the eyeglasses man on the shoulder and pulled him back from the scene of the "youth song contest".

"What's the matter? Are you finished? You have all the tickets. What else do you want to do? " The man with glasses took off the earphone next to his ear and asked with frown.

"Comrade, please get up!" The conductor directly hooked his fingers, hoping that the man with glasses would accept his hypnosis and listen to his call. He would vacate his seat first. The rest is easy to say.

"Get up? Why? I can't get up The glasses man wriggles his flexible neck and looks out of the window. He doesn't pay any attention to the three or four people standing beside him. He still looks like a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water. Who do you love! I can't get up to anybody! And have the right not to get up, no obligation to get up!

"Ah! Comrade, this seat is not yours! You're in the wrong seat. You should be in the middle! Come on, please cooperate and change with this lesbian The conductor was still kindly persuading.

"I'm sitting in the wrong seat? Are you sure? " The glasses man glanced at the conductor indifferently, turned up his eyes and looked at the conductor, didn't give the leader face at all, coldly took it back.

"Of course, I'm the conductor of this train. Now I can tell you that you are in the wrong seat! This is your ticket. The seat number on it proves that your seat is the one in the middle! The girl by the window is supposed to be sitting here! " The conductor, still smiling, patted his chest and assured.

"Oh, it's the ticket. I've said it! You go to see the ticket, as long as it says - --- need to take the right seat, I immediately give up my seat! Isn't that nothing? That means, there is no need to check the sign, first come first served, I come first, of course, I choose first! Why do you want me to give her my seat? " Glasses man once again told his reasons, at the same time opened his eyes, a face inexplicable appearance.