I am not a thief

"Oh? report? Who are you going to report? Is it a public security case or an economic case? Is it tax related? " Qi Ruilan was a little annoyed when he heard these two words. He frowned and looked at Hu Dafa.

Even the police are a little annoyed. If you have nothing to do, you can't get the benefits. What can you report? Can I give you a reward? How much commission can I give you if I collect several hundred million more taxes? You're not Chaoyang, you're not a troublemaker, you're not depressed Comrade Cui. What do you report? You've all reported it. Does it prove that our police are incompetent?

"Go! "Said the other room Hu Dafa pointed to the interrogation room next to him and stepped into the room first. Walking to the door, Hu Dafa asked in a mysterious voice: "officer Qi, have you been cracking down recently?"

"What? Strike hard! What do you mean Qi Ruilan looked at Hu Dafa strangely and didn't understand the meaning.

"I just asked! It's no big deal! " Whether to strike hard or not determines the length of the sentence, or even directly double it! If you steal a mobile phone, it may not be a big deal. It's OK to close it for a few days or detain it for half a month; But if the policy strike hard, it's bad luck for you! The term of imprisonment should be doubled at least. Sometimes, it is not uncommon for you to be given an extra two years. Hu Dafa doesn't want to be in prison. Even if he wants to reform, he has to look good and then put himself in!

"I haven't heard of it yet! Tell me, what's the matter with you? " Qi Ruilan put the document on the table and looked at Hu Dafa on the other side. He really didn't know what medicine he was selling in the gourd.

"I've turned myself in!" Hu Dafa made a pause and said without hesitation.

"What? what you were saying? You're going to turn yourself in? What did you do? Is it serious? I didn't report it here! What are you turning yourself in to? "

"Not recently! It's been a while! Didn't you want to handcuff me? Didn't I give you a chance? Well, that's interesting enough! " Hu Dafa said something serious, but he did not forget to make fun of it. Police are also people. When they don't handle cases, they also listen to cross talk!

"Yes! Listen, there's something wrong! Tell me what you've done Qi Ruilan took out the record book with half doubt, opened it as the truth, looked up at Hu Dafa from time to time, took out his signature pen, and prepared for the trial.

"What else can I do! The sliding door must be locked! "

"Oh! Time --- which year and which month? "

"Well, it's been a few years! Specifically, I really forgot! " At the critical moment, Hu Dafa hesitated. If it's a small matter, it's not a matter to touch a mobile phone or steal a wallet! Besides, who can remember the past many years! But if you really tell those big things, which are all millions of things, without missing a word, Qi Ruilan will not be able to sit still! Got the rat!

What job, what job! Watching others catch tigers and SWAT flies, you really don't have that life. The guard can't always want to go to the vanguard position. As an ordinary policeman, it's OK to catch a big mouse!

"You have nothing to do with it! Idle! I can't remember what year. What do you turn yourself in to? " Qi Ruilan's eyes closed the notebook with a bang.

"No! You go on recording, I think, should be able to remember it! " Hu Dafa quickly waved his hand and instructed Qi Ruilan to take it easy and continue to record, "three years ago! When I was working in a restaurant, do you have an impression! At that time, I made a mistake! "

"Be specific!" Qi Ruilan opened the book and asked coldly.

"Well! It should be the neighborhood near our dormitory. I can't remember the details. It's all old buildings and old-fashioned security doors. It's easy to get in. Anyway, one night, when I got off work and had nothing to do with my spare time, my hands itched, so I slipped into someone's house, took some valuable things, and then went to change money! " Hu Dafa makes up his lies in a wild way, but he hopes Qi Ruilan can take them seriously.

If the opposite two people are bragging, no one is serious! But the boasters are wantonly playing their imagination, but hope that the other side can be extremely serious, give considerable attention to their own cowhide, take cowhide seriously! Similar dislocation happens every day! Who let boast not collect taxes! Who dares to brag about it?

"At night? When do you usually get off work when you work in the restaurant? "

"It's usually more than 10 o'clock. It may be later in summer. It's more than 11 o'clock!"

"Hu Dafa, you are talking nonsense! Are you kidding me? More than 11 pm, there are still a few people wandering outside, do not go home to sleep ah? You're making up stories Qi Ruilan picked up the book in his hand and pounded the table heavily, showing his anger. Can children's lies deceive the police? I used to clap the table with my hand, but now I use the book. The reason is that my hand hurts!

"That one may be on the night shift!" Hu Dafa was stunned. Before he came in, he only understood the result. There was a loophole in the process, and he didn't even have time to commit the crime.

"What? All the family work the night shift? No child, no old man? How can you guess so accurately? Touch the doorknob and you will know if there is anyone in the room! Perspective eye? Special function? Through the wall? "

"No! I should have gone in the daytime, in the daytime! " Hu Dafa held his head in one hand and swung his hand from side to side! We didn't go to the restaurant until more than nine o'clock in the morning. At that time, most people have already arrived at the unit, and there must be no one at home! Yes, it's Day

"During the day?" Qi Ruilan frowned, lowered his head and slowly recorded a few strokes, judging that what Hu Dafa said was somewhat true. When ordinary people face the police, who will tell the truth? Even those who go to report a case have to leave some sense of mind. Even drunk drunkard will never admit that there are two white spirits down tonight. At least a few, just after drinking, more than a few, that is drunk driving, big trouble.

It is because of this that the police regard all the people they face as bad guys, or at least liars. They have to open their eyes to find out the truth. People are dishonest, not for other reasons, but to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages.

"Yes! That's right this time! "

"Right? It seems more than once! How much did you steal? " Qi Ruilan continued to interrogate coldly.

"Well, there must be thousands... Tens of thousands? Ten or twenty thousand! " Hu Dafa is sensitive to figures. He knows how much money he will spend and how many years he will spend. While looking at Qi Ruilan's face, he tentatively reported the number.

"How much?"

"Ten or twenty thousand!"

"And then? Where's the money? "

"It's gone! Don't you make money just to spend money? What can I do with it? Waiting for devaluation? Ha ha

"Where are the flowers?"

"Well, I can't afford a house, I can't afford a car! Didn't you see that time? You bought an old car and played around! Go out like this, prestige! Ha ha Hu Dafa continued to make up nonsense.