I am Really a Superstar
1624 China's spiritual military strategist!
On the Web.
Countless netizens from countries all over the world were criticizing like crazy!
A Japanese netizen: "That Chinese guy is so full of bullshit!"
A Korean netizen: "He really dares to talk big! Even an aircraft carrier is unable to escape his viciousness!"
An Indian netizen: "Meteorites that destroy carriers? Why don't you just die!"
A French netizen: "After the nuclear submarines and laser weaponry, aircraft carriers have now been given the death sentence by the Chinese as well!"
An English netizen: "I can't stand to look at the tactics that the Chinese come up with. They're so powerful that even a carrier is not a threat to China anymore!"
A German netizen: "*faints*"
A Canadian netizen: "I'm fucking kneeling to China!"
A Pakistani netizen: "How impressive, my Chinese bro! You're all so powerful!"
An American netizen: "Based on your arguments, nuclear submarines would not be able to enter your waters because of the kelp, the smog would prevent laser weaponry from hitting you, affect the visualizations of guided missiles, and prevent paratroopers from parachuting down. And now, even aircraft carriers have become paper tigers? Using a meteor shower to destroy them? Fuck you! Doesn't that make China invincible to the entire world? Who else could beat you that way!"
A Russian netizen: "Hahahahahaha!"
A Dutch netizen: "Zhang Ye—China's spiritual military strategist!"
A Pakistani netizen: "How impressive, my Chinese bro! I'm so proud of you all!"
An Egyptian netizen: "There's no one who can stop the rise of China!"
An Australian netizen: "This is the first time I've seen a military expert who can speak so well!"
An Italian netizen: "That's right, I actually thought that what he said was very reasonable, even if I know that he's just bullshitting!"
A Brazilian netizen: "I had thought that the Indians were the best at talking big, but it looks to me that they're nowhere near Zhang Ye."
Countless Indian netizens scolded: "Get lost!"
A Chinese netizen: "You guys know too little about Teacher Zhang, so here's an introduction of him again. He is China's most amazing celebrity whose ability entirely hinges on his mouth. He's someone who can even play soccer and dribble the ball with his mouth alone. So you guys should be glad that this program only ran for three episodes. If it were thirty episodes long, all of the world's weapons systems would get taken apart by Face-smacking Zhang's mouth. Not a single one of them would make it out intact!"
The Pakistani netizen: "How impressive, my Chinese bro! You guys are so impressive!"
The American netizen was speechless.
America.
Japan.
Korea.
Russia.
The UK.
The entire world was criticizing Zhang Ye.
…
On the same night.
In the international news.
"China's television program gets the attention of many!"
"China's latest military strategies?"
"An aircraft carrier or a paper tiger?"
"China's battle tactics shock the world!"
"Seven American-linked for visiting.
Zhang Yuanqi had briefly stepped onto the international stage before, and other Chinese celebrities had also appeared on the international celebrity rankings before. Without an exception, their first task after breaking onto the international stage was to take on film projects or release an English song in order to stabilize their positions on the international rankings. Although they had all failed in the end, and no one managed to gain a foothold, one could tell just how much they valued their position on the international celebrity rankings. The first assignment after stepping onto the international stage was an extremely important one. A lot of people also thought that Zhang Ye would attach great importance to this.
But in the end, it was the complete opposite!
The first task that Zhang Ye did after getting onto the international celebrity rankings was to talk! Bull! Shit!
He did so to an earth-shattering effect!
He bullshitted until the world was stunned!
To be able to bullshit to such an effect?
Throughout the ages, only one person had succeeded!
On this day, Zhang Ye's name once again resounded throughout the world!
On this day, Zhang Ye had truly gained a foothold on the international stage for the first time!
Moreover, he also gained a new nickname.
Countless netizens from countries all over the world were criticizing like crazy!
A Japanese netizen: "That Chinese guy is so full of bullshit!"
A Korean netizen: "He really dares to talk big! Even an aircraft carrier is unable to escape his viciousness!"
An Indian netizen: "Meteorites that destroy carriers? Why don't you just die!"
A French netizen: "After the nuclear submarines and laser weaponry, aircraft carriers have now been given the death sentence by the Chinese as well!"
An English netizen: "I can't stand to look at the tactics that the Chinese come up with. They're so powerful that even a carrier is not a threat to China anymore!"
A German netizen: "*faints*"
A Canadian netizen: "I'm fucking kneeling to China!"
A Pakistani netizen: "How impressive, my Chinese bro! You're all so powerful!"
An American netizen: "Based on your arguments, nuclear submarines would not be able to enter your waters because of the kelp, the smog would prevent laser weaponry from hitting you, affect the visualizations of guided missiles, and prevent paratroopers from parachuting down. And now, even aircraft carriers have become paper tigers? Using a meteor shower to destroy them? Fuck you! Doesn't that make China invincible to the entire world? Who else could beat you that way!"
A Russian netizen: "Hahahahahaha!"
A Dutch netizen: "Zhang Ye—China's spiritual military strategist!"
A Pakistani netizen: "How impressive, my Chinese bro! I'm so proud of you all!"
An Egyptian netizen: "There's no one who can stop the rise of China!"
An Australian netizen: "This is the first time I've seen a military expert who can speak so well!"
An Italian netizen: "That's right, I actually thought that what he said was very reasonable, even if I know that he's just bullshitting!"
A Brazilian netizen: "I had thought that the Indians were the best at talking big, but it looks to me that they're nowhere near Zhang Ye."
Countless Indian netizens scolded: "Get lost!"
A Chinese netizen: "You guys know too little about Teacher Zhang, so here's an introduction of him again. He is China's most amazing celebrity whose ability entirely hinges on his mouth. He's someone who can even play soccer and dribble the ball with his mouth alone. So you guys should be glad that this program only ran for three episodes. If it were thirty episodes long, all of the world's weapons systems would get taken apart by Face-smacking Zhang's mouth. Not a single one of them would make it out intact!"
The Pakistani netizen: "How impressive, my Chinese bro! You guys are so impressive!"
The American netizen was speechless.
America.
Japan.
Korea.
Russia.
The UK.
The entire world was criticizing Zhang Ye.
…
On the same night.
In the international news.
"China's television program gets the attention of many!"
"China's latest military strategies?"
"An aircraft carrier or a paper tiger?"
"China's battle tactics shock the world!"
"Seven American-linked for visiting.
Zhang Yuanqi had briefly stepped onto the international stage before, and other Chinese celebrities had also appeared on the international celebrity rankings before. Without an exception, their first task after breaking onto the international stage was to take on film projects or release an English song in order to stabilize their positions on the international rankings. Although they had all failed in the end, and no one managed to gain a foothold, one could tell just how much they valued their position on the international celebrity rankings. The first assignment after stepping onto the international stage was an extremely important one. A lot of people also thought that Zhang Ye would attach great importance to this.
But in the end, it was the complete opposite!
The first task that Zhang Ye did after getting onto the international celebrity rankings was to talk! Bull! Shit!
He did so to an earth-shattering effect!
He bullshitted until the world was stunned!
To be able to bullshit to such an effect?
Throughout the ages, only one person had succeeded!
On this day, Zhang Ye's name once again resounded throughout the world!
On this day, Zhang Ye had truly gained a foothold on the international stage for the first time!
Moreover, he also gained a new nickname.
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