I am Really not a Child of Luck (I Am Really Not The Son of Providence)

Punished to copy the "Great Wisdom Bodhi Wonderful Good Sutra" 10,000 times?

Hearing the words of Lord Tianxiu, Buddha Kuduo was bald and broke into a cold sweat!

If you copy such a thick scripture 10,000 times, you can't copy this Buddha's hand from bald skin?

Thinking of this, the disciple of Kuduo quickly said: "Master, forgive the sin, this Buddhist verse was not written by the disciple."

The big golden bergamot held the golden halal flower in his hands, and said indifferently: "I know for the teacher, forgive me that you can't write a rhyming Buddhist verse."

"Quickly tell the teacher, who made this verse, it is simply apostasy and misinterpreting the Buddha's will!"

Kuduo Buddha said: "This... this is what the disciple heard when he was dreaming."

Lord Leiyin stared at Buddha Kuduo: "Who did you listen to when you were dreaming?"

Kuduo Buddha is stunned, how to answer this question?

Lord Leiyin asked: "Why do you hesitate, is it Fang Chang?"

"You heard what he said when you were dreaming, what, you used to sleep with him?"

Kuduo Buddha said helplessly: "Master misunderstood, what the disciple meant was what he heard in a dream."

Lord Leiyin thoughtfully said, "That's right, Fang Chang is just like you, and he couldn't write such a Buddhist verse."

Then, Lord Leiyin looked directly at the disciple of Kuduo: "Tell the teacher, who made this verse?"

Kuduo's expression became more and more sad: "Master, the disciple promised not to say."

Lord Leiyin smiled and said, "Is it the elder and disciple of this sect?"

Before Kuduo Buddha replied, he saw Lord Leiyin's eyes with deep eyes: "No."

He stared at Kuduo again and asked, "Are those people from other holy places? Which holy place is it?"

"Zhenwu Holy Land? Shushan Holy Land? Absolute Beginning Holy Land? Daluo Holy Land? Yaochi Holy Land? Divine Sky Holy Land??"

The face of Buddha Kuduo changed slightly, and the smile on Lord Leiyin became more and more wise: "As expected!"

"It's this Buddhist verse given to you by the Holy Master Shenxiao! He has also intensively cultivated Buddhist principles."

"Hey, isn't it the Holy Master of God? Could it be Zhang Yunting?"

Kuduo Buddha was stunned. He looked at the Buddha Lord who kept talking to himself and was very worried.

It's not that I'm worried that Lord Leiyin is mentally ill, but that Master is getting closer and closer!

Senior Brother Shen Tian, ​​the poor monk really didn't say anything, but Master, he seems to be proficient in this sect's wonderful method, and he has a good heart.

"It's not Zhang Yunting? It's not Fang Chang? Could it be Zhang Yunxi, or... Shen Tian!"

In the mind of Lord Leiyin, the supernatural beauty of the prosperous world appeared.

At this moment, his eyes were fixed on Kuduo Buddha's expression.

Hmph, there's nothing to hide on this villain's face.

Lord Leiyin Nianhua sighed: "It turned out to be written by the Son of God."

Immediately, Kuduo doubted the Buddha: Brother, the poor monk said that I didn't leak the secret, did you believe it?

He pleaded: "Master, the Son of God is not my Buddhist disciple, and this is just a dream."

"The disciple dreams of the Holy Son of God, this has nothing to do with the Holy Son of God. If the master wants to punish, come to the disciple!"

Before Kuduo Buddha's words were finished, he was interrupted by Lord Leiyin Buddha: "Shen Tian's appearance is refined, like a real immortal descended to the world."

"And it is easy to obtain thousands of kilograms of Nirvana Holy Liquid. Obviously, it has immeasurable luck and is the protagonist of destiny."

"Do the verses made by such people really have insights into the Great Wisdom Bodhi and Wonderful Good Sutra?"

"There is nothing, where is the dust. There is nothing, where is the dust?"

"Amitabha, this Buddha's verse is quite Zen."

"There was nothing in the first place... oh, wonderful, wonderful!"

The expression of the big golden Buddha is sometimes happy, sometimes sad, and sometimes mad.

Apparently, Lord Leiyin learned some profound Zen principles from this verse.

It's just that the Zen philosophy in this Buddhist verse runs counter to his own Zen philosophy and Buddha's mind.

Lord Leiyin is sitting and enlightened, discussing the Way with himself, and is also dialectical Bodhicitta!

Looking at the master whose expression was constantly changing, Kuduo Buddha was a little flustered.

He whispered: "Master, is this Buddhist verse really wonderful?"

Lord Leiyin Nianhua: "Yes, this son of Shen Tian has great wisdom!"

"I have never read the "Great Wisdom, Bodhi and Wonderful Good Sutra", but only listened to a Buddhist verse."

"You will be able to see your nature and understand your mind, write this new Buddhist verse, and even inspire your teachers."

"If this son can enter my Buddhist sect, he will become a supreme holy monk in the future. Hey, why does he want to join the Holy Land?"

The disciple of Kuduo looked at the lost big golden Buddha, and whispered: "Master, this is a dream, a dream of a disciple."

The big golden Buddha looked down at Kuduo Buddha indifferently, and slowly stretched out the golden Buddha palm with a width of 10 feet to hold him.

Then, another Buddha palm picked up a small mallet and slammed it three times on Kuduo's head.

Kuduo Buddha covered his head and said in surprise: "Master, is this going to teach the Dharma at three shifts?"

Lord Tianxiu said indifferently: "My teacher is knocking you on the head of a wooden fish!"

"I didn't learn any Zen and Buddhist principles, but I learned to lie, and I still cheated as a teacher?"

"I have traveled all over the world for my teacher since I was a child, and I have seen all kinds of living beings, and I have a wisdom pearl in my hand. Will I be deceived by you?"

"Is this a dream you had? Read more Buddhist scriptures on weekdays, increase your wisdom, and don't mix with Fang Chang."

"The more confused you are, the lower your understanding. You can't understand when people say such a shocking Buddhist principle, and you still ask if it's really wonderful to be a teacher?"

"Isn't it really wonderful that you don't go back and realize it yourself? Why did this seat accept you as a idiot to be a Buddha?"

"Retire from this seat, go back to face the wall for three months, and copy the "Great Wisdom Bodhi Wonderful Good Sutra"."

Kuduo Buddha's face fell: "Isn't it wonderful? Why do you still have to copy it?"

Lord Leiyin held the gavel: "If you can tell what's wonderful, you don't need to copy it."

Looking at the growing wooden fish mallet in Lord Leiyin's hand, Kuduo Buddha broke out in cold sweat: "Master, spare your life!"

The Buddha master grabbed Kuduo's son with one stroke of the Tathagata's palm and shot it directly out of the Mahavira Hall: "Evil, go back and face the wall!"

...

After throwing Kuduo Buddha out of the Mahavira Hall, the Lord Buddha finally felt a little more comfortable in his heart.

The world is so beautiful, yet the poor monk is so irritable, this is not good, not good.

After running the Miaoshan Sutra and walking for several weeks, the main body of Leiyin Buddha calmed down again.

It's just that in the void, there seems to be a faint smell of lemon, which lingers for a long time and cannot be dissipated.

Lord Leiyin sat cross-legged, and kept muttering to himself, "Like a bodhi tree? Bodhi doesn't have a tree?

"Should I cultivate my body to stay away from the mortal filth, or should I let go of my obsessions and follow all the dharmas?"

"Bodhi is originally pure, and the mirror is pure, where is the dust? What is pure and what is dust?"

"Could it be that this seat has gone astray and ran counter to the Supreme Buddhism?"

"Is it also an obsession to be obsessed with cultivating Buddha nature and abandoning human nature?"

"Could it be that Kuduo is the real Bodhi Way?"

...

The golden polo flower that Leiyin Buddha held between his fingers, withered petal by petal, and the countless visions behind him were also collapsing.

The two breaths of birth and death, Buddha and demon, are constantly arising and disappearing in the main body of Leiyin Buddha, and reincarnate.

The door of the Mahavira Hall slowly closed, and the voice of Lord Leiyin came from it.

"From now on, I will retreat and practice meditation, and I will not be able to enter the retreat without attaining Bodhi!"

"Also, present the Holy Son of God Shen Tian Daleiyin Buddha decree."

"Samana up and down, treat each other with respect!"