I Am Really Not a Man!

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Fate is sometimes a very strange thing. For example, when Huamanlou and Tang Wanfeng have just married for a few months, Lu Xiaofeng and Ximen Chuuxue have heard good news one after another.

"Oh..." Tang Wanfeng was expressionless when he heard that, turned around and went back to the room, and then jumped happily.

"Hahahahaha I said I was a koi carp, and as soon as I got married, I rushed to the marriage hall with those two million-year-old bachelors!"

Before Huamanlou entered the room, he heard someone's humble laugh. She shook her head helplessly, stepped forward and took the person into her arms, and gently kissed her on the forehead: "In a good mood?"

Tang Wanfeng's smiling eyebrows were curved into a slit: "Yeah, I feel like I became a koi once."

Huamanlou was a little at a loss: "What do you mean?"

"It can bring good luck to people!" Tang Wanfeng stiffened his belly proudly.

She has been pregnant for eight months and looks swollen a lot. The clothes she wears are also loose and fat, which is far from the heroic appearance before, but there is another kind of beauty that is warm and moist.

Huamanlou couldn't help catching her, but with infinite restraint he kissed her on the cheek: "Yes, you can bring good luck. But our children are about to be born, you don't want to give them anything. Name?"

Tang Wanfeng was taken aback: "Oh yes, I have to name it. I forgot ＿ (: 3ゝ∠) ＿."

Her expression was so cute that Huamanlou couldn't help it again, but this time she pinched her face. After Tang Wanfeng was pregnant, his cheeks were very fleshy, and it made people want to squeeze.

Tang Wanfeng puffed up her cheeks and patted his hand: "Don't make trouble! Think the name is important!"

Huamanlou smiled and rubbed her hair: "Well, important matters. Let's sit down and think about it? You will get tired if you stand for too long."

In fact, Tang Wanfeng had been tired after going out for a walk and came back to stand for so long, so he didn't continue to be awkward with him, and simply sat on the bed and lifted his cheeks to remember.

Huamanlou looked at her seriously, shook her head and helped her to pour a cup of hot water. After the temperature was tested, she put it at her hand, and chose a few of her favorites from the candied dessert plate on the table. Put a saucer on the head of the bed, and then sit next to her and circle people in her arms.

"Hua Man Lou, what do you call it? Hua Jian Hua?" Tang Wanfeng finished speaking and sprayed it first. Flowers among the flowers, but also from the flowers!

"Let me say, call Hua'en love it!" A sharp voice suddenly sounded, followed by the sound of the window being opened.

Tang Wanfeng was taken aback, and got out of Huamanlou's arms, and said in a huff: "Sikong picks the stars, can't you go to the front door?"

The person who came was Sikong picking up the stars.

"Why do you see the picture of you and Huamanlou Enenai when you walk through the main entrance?" Sikong picked the stars and said with a smile on his face, "If you want me to say it, it's called Hua Enai, it sounds good and easy to remember."

Tang Wanfeng grinds his teeth: "Then I change your name to Sikong Enai, what do you think?"

Sikong picked the stars and pondered for a moment: "Then it's called Huanan?" He took it seriously.

Tang Wanfeng: "... It's a mistake to ask you." What the **** is Hua Mei Nan!

Huamanlou smiled and said, "How about Hua Caiwei?"

Plucking Wei and Wei also softly stop, said to return, said to return to heart and worry.

Tang Wanfeng's heart softened suddenly, smiling and nodding: "Okay."

Sikong Picking up the stars felt that his eyes were going to be blinded...If you didn't say something, it would be really embarrassing! So he said: "Isn't this the name of a girl doll, what if you give birth to a boy?"

Huamanlou said, "I'll pick the name of my daughter. For the boy, let Ah Wan come."

Tang Wanfeng bit his lower lip and pondered for a moment: "How about flower but evil?"

Huamanlou pondered for a moment and said: "In the Spring and Autumn Period, the King of Yue Goujian made the worker Baima Bainiu Temple the **** of Kunwu, plucking gold and casting it to become the essence of the eight swords, one "covering the sun", two "breaking water", and three "turning". "Paku", four "Xuanjian", five "Scary Salamander", six "Destroyer Soul", seven "Que Xie", and eight "Zhen Gang". "Que Xie" If there is a monster, the person who sees it will fall down. .Good name."

Tang Wanfeng didn't think so much. She just remembered that in the 21st century, her base friends often played the battle song "But Evil", she liked the name very much, but she didn't expect Hua Manlou to approve it so quickly, so she decided on it.

The husband and wife who had named both the boy and the girl looked at Sikong Zhanxing in unison: "What are you doing here?"

Sikong wanted to cry without tears, and felt that he was too miserable. He reached out and took out a red invitation from his arms and threw it on the table: "Send an invitation to Lu Xiaoji! Who will give you something in the future? Whoever loves to do it, Lord, I won’t take care of it anymore!"

Tang Wanfeng smiled and just wanted to say something, suddenly a sharp pain in his stomach.

"Yes... to give birth to qaq!!!"

Seeking a Marriage

Time really flows very fast. Unconsciously, Tang Wanfeng and Huamanlou have been married for 16 years, that is to say, their children are already fifteen years old.

Although in the 21st century, the 15-year-old has to be tossed and tempered in the middle school, and to fall in love is to be beaten to death in the cradle, but here, the fifteen-year-old girl is already in time, is the age to marry, Many five-year-olds are married.

In fact, in the eyes of a standard late-marriage person, Tang Wanfeng, his two bears and children are still milky ones. Love, love, and other things are still too early for them. She would follow her when she was fifteen. The teacher didn’t look for someone until she went to university every day, and Huamanlou didn’t know her until she was married when she was in her twenties. Even people close to her didn’t get home until late, so she subconsciously thought it was here too. Not much difference from before...

But her daughter slapped her hard.

On the day of Hua Caiwei's birthday, the quirky little girl looked at her mother very seriously and said, "Mother, I want to marry Simon Xuzhi!"

Tang Wanfeng was eating at the time, and one couldn't help but sprayed her daughter's face.

"..." Hua Caiwei resisted the urge to scream, took the towel handed over to wipe her face, and then looked at her mother expectantly.

Tang Wanfeng blinked blankly, and then said: "Children's family, if you know what you know, just marry."

Hua Caiwei: "...Mother, I will be with you today."

Tang Wanfeng nodded: "I know, I'm fifteen years old."

Hua Caiwei: "You can get married!!!"

Tang Wanfeng went to pull Xianggong's hand blankly: "Really?"

Huamanlou knew that she didn't know much about this, and rubbed her hair top: "Indeed, women and wives are at the age of marrying. Many people make marriages before girls and wives, and they get married after wives."

Tang Wanfeng pointed his finger at the final decision: "...I've been almost two years old before getting married...The difference is such a big qaq."

Huamanlou resisted the urge to hold people in her arms in front of her children, but instead, she rubbed the top of her hair fiercely and said, "It's okay. It doesn't matter whether you marry sooner or later. Is the person married? Is important."

At this time, Hua Quexie had eaten all the food in the bowl, and looked up: "Then can I make a date with Xiaoxi? I'm afraid Uncle Lu will give her to someone else in advance."

Tang Wanfeng: "..."

Huamanlou: "..."

Tang Wanfeng threw herself into Huamanlou's arms and cried, "Why do my children mature so early!"

Huamanlou could do nothing but comfort.

But after all, the children's affairs still need to be taken care of, so the next day, Huamanlou took his daughter, Tang Wanfeng took his son, and went to Wanmei Mountain Villa and Lujia respectively.

It is said that they went to ask for a kiss, but both Lu Xiaofeng and Ximen Chuuxue said that they did not want to see these two people again in the future.

Lu Xiaofeng: "I haven't seen any family who asks to come up and kick my door directly! If it wasn't for my light work, the door panel directly slapped my face in time? How could this kind of person be happily in-laws!"

Tang Wanfeng didn't slow down and opened the mechanism to load the switch and gracefully pointed the peacock feather hole at Lu Xiaofeng's head: "What did you say? I didn't hear clearly. Can you say it again?"

Lu Xiaofeng: "No! I said it would be great to be in-laws with you!"

Tang Wanfeng put away the peacock feathers and said with a smile, "That's it."

Lu Xiaofeng wanted to cry without tears but still grinned: "It's set!"

Why is he so unlucky?

Tang Wanfeng: "Actually, it doesn't matter whether you are sure or not... Your daughter ran with my son a long time ago." After that, she pointed to Lu Xiaofeng behind her, triumphantly.

Lu Xiaofeng looked back, her little girl Zheng and Hua but Xie were very tight, and Hua Que Xie also looked at him and smiled sweetly: "Thank you, father."

Just as Lu Xiaofeng wanted to say, "Who is your dad, don't recognize your relatives." She felt a chill behind her back. When she turned around, she saw Tang Wanfeng holding the peacock feathers and smiling at him. His eyes were clearly invisible Give yourself a feeling of being watched...

Lu Xiaofeng swallowed, then looked back at Hua Quexie and his girl, and smiled reluctantly: "No thanks..."

As for Wanmei Villa, Ximen Chuuxue is even more tired...

"Brother Ximen, the flowers in Wanmei Villa have bloomed so splendidly in recent years." Hua Manlou looked at the flowers all over the mountains and showed a gentle smile.

Ximen Chuuxue put his hand on the ebony scabbard, resisting the urge to squat. Although the years are full of preference for the man in front of him, and did not carve any marks on him, his martial arts have been improved after regaining his eyesight. It is indeed a bit of a day to go, but it is more than a decade ago. It was earth-shaking. Now when he fights, Ximen Chuuxue is very afraid that he will not be able to stop it, but listening to the huge noise behind him, he really wants to go back and see what happened.

The one who accidentally put Hua Caiwei in it just now, this girl's destructive power has been completely inherited by her mother.

"Brother Ximen don't need to be so nervous, Caiwei just went to Xu Zhi." Huamanlou said, "Hua is visiting this time, but also wants to climb a family with Ximen brother."

Ximen Chuuxue wanted to say no, but before he could speak, he heard a loud noise behind him. Looking back, he happened to see that the roof of a house in Wanmei Villa was lifted off...

Don't think about it, the instigator must be Hua Caiwei, but...

How did she do it?

Ximen Chuuxue's heart is so tired...

Huamanlou smiled and said: "If Brother Simon doesn't agree, I'm afraid I won't be able to come back to Pluck Wei. You know, this kid is always obsessed with the things he likes. No one in our family can do anything except Ah Wan. She, but Ah Wan is far away from here at this time, I'm afraid..."

Ximen Chuuxue was silent for a long time, nodded and said, "Okay. Go back and tell Ah Wan that she owes me a fight."

Huamanlou chuckled: "I'm afraid it's impossible. Ah Wan will not be able to use force within the next year."

Ximen Chuuxue was a little surprised: "She...has it again?"

After seeing Huamanlou nodding to confirm, Ximen Chuuxue felt that he was really tired...

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