I Am the Corpse Master

Peony and Concubine Jiang had long known that Jiang Lin knew Zhong Kui, but they did not expect that the bearded man who came with Jiang Lin was the legendary Lord of the Netherworld.

What surprised them even more was that Jiang Lin said that his friend might have ulterior motives.

As for An Ge and the others, they were completely stunned by Jiang Lin's words simply because they didn't see that Zhong Kui had ulterior motives.

They also thought that Jiang Lin and Zhong Kui had a very good relationship. After all, Zhong Kui called their husbands a brother Jiang, and when Jiang Lin introduced Zhong Kui to them, he did say they were friends.

But at this time, Jiang Lin said that Zhong Kui had ulterior motives and needed to be on guard, which really surprised them.

It seems that because of Zhong Kui's presence before, Jiang Lin didn't tell them clearly about a lot of things, which could explain why Jiang Lin had to support Zhong Kui just now.

After asking, Jiang Lin looked at Peony and Concubine Jiang who were in deep thought, waiting for their answers.

In any case, Zhong Kui's cultivation is all there. He is a real ghost fairy, and he is a ghost fairy who has the body of a ghost after his autopsy. With this level of existence, he is really unable to confront it head-on.

Therefore, his choice this time is to hug his wife's thigh and eat soft rice.

Just like when he hugged Li Yingqi's thigh.

At the beginning, in the underground world of Shu, he pretended to be a tiger to eat pigs, pretended to be a Shuimu Tianzun to scare away the three idiots Xu Fu, Crow and Lan Dali, and then he was found by these three big idiots. It happened at that time. Li Yingqi woke up, so he took advantage of Li Yingqi's power to repair these three idiots well, and almost let them three completely explain in Gantian Town.

And this time, Jiang Lin wanted to hug his wife's thigh again, and he still hugged two pairs at once.

Peony and Concubine Jiang have two pairs of thighs.

His two wives are real Huaxian, and now they are the masters of Wanhualin and Huaxian Pavilion. Using such strength and identity, they secretly moved some hands and feet when handing over control. Zhong Kui There may not be any protection.

In other words, Jiang Lin didn't plan to do anything to dig a hole for Zhong Kui this time, just let Peony and Concubine Jiang do it.

What is he responsible for, responsible for eating soft rice.

Don't do anything, just rely on your wife.

It's not just about digging a hole for Zhong Kui. After leaving Wanhualin, Jiang Lin also needs to find the bad luck of the two undead mothers.

That kind of thing, he also doesn't plan to do it.

In the years since he came to the Da Luo Immortal Realm, Jiang Lin has almost never met a few evenly matched opponents.

To be honest, up to now, he is really tired of this kind of life.

This led to the matter of harvesting the necromancer and the ancestor of the sky, and even finding the old blind bear to settle the account, and he was too lazy to think about doing it himself.

It's just a matter of getting paid.

For the rest, leave it to your wives.

Now, even before returning to Middle-earth, Jiang Lin began to yearn for a life of clothes, food, and mouth.

Chapter two thousand five hundred and sixty-five soft rice, eating is fragrant (below)

"Xianggong, I feel that my sister Jiang'er and I should be able to do what you said to control the Wanhualin and Huaxian Pavilion, but this is not easy, and we need to do some discussions. The feasible way and the things that Xianggong worried about did happen. At that time, as long as Zhong Kui had started to sacrifice these two treasures, Jianger and I would definitely be able to make him suffer a lot, even if we couldn’t seriously injure him. He must recuperate immediately."

Peony frowned and thought for a while, then nodded slightly and looked at Jiang Lin, giving him a reassuring look.

Concubine Jiang also has a slight head. Even if Zhong Kui is a corpse deconstruction immortal, his strength is much more tyrannical than them, but if the little tricks they use are completely ineffective against Zhong Kui, it is impossible.

"That's great, Peony, Jiang'er, if this kind of thing can be done as soon as possible, it would be better. You can also tell your sister Hua Xianzi that you will be able to return to the Yungong Heavenly Court in the future, and then let them find it. Zhong Kui confirmed that he would pester him before talking about it. This bearded man is not close to women, and he can shudder when he hears the whistling of women, but it can also distract him."

After getting the answers from Peony and Concubine Jiang, Jiang Lin was also slightly relieved. He made a bet this time, and it was a right bet.

He also made a suggestion to Peony and Concubine Jiang in his words, and spread the news that Zhong Kui was going to take away Wanhualin and Huaxian Pavilion and set up a place for a group of flower fairies and flower demons, so that those in the square would be better off. Hua Xianzi all went to bother Zhong Kui.

This can be considered to be on the safe side. If Zhong Kui happens to come back when they are discussing the plan, it will be a little embarrassing.

Afterwards, Jiang Lin introduced Mudan and An Ge and the others. An Ge and Hongji, who followed Jiang Lin, were scrutinized by the sisters Mudan and Jiang Fei, and they all bowed their heads shyly.

Peony and Concubine Jiang, they are real flower fairies, they are real fairies, and then these two flower fairy men have been hooked by them.

Then they are robbing a man from a fairy, and they have succeeded in robbing them. Now they are being scrutinized by these two flower fairies, and they are indeed a little embarrassed to look at each other.

"Okay, you sisters don't have to do this. From now on, they will all be a family, as close as sisters. When the husband returns, he will bring many women with him. Jiang'er and I have long been accustomed to such things. Moreover, although we are Hua Xian, but he is not Xianggong's original partner, and he has never been allowed to play with flowers outside. What's more, Xianggong still has the body of a demon corpse. When he is greedy for fun, he doesn't know what it is to be tired. Jiang'er and I Even if you want to occupy him, you won't be able to serve him at all, and naturally it doesn't matter how many women he has outside. My sisters can stay here with peace of mind. Anyway, it's been a long time in this forest of flowers, and it's only been a while since I've been outside. day."

Peony took the initiative to tell Hongji and the others not to be cautious, and then let Jiang Lin and the others go back to the room first, and informed the flower fairies and flower demons in the square of good news according to Jiang Lin's explanation, and asked them to chase after Zhong Kui. In the past, wrapped around that big beard.

After reuniting with Jiang Lin and Concubine Jiang, Peony began to discuss specific plans with them.

Fortunately, because Jiang Lin made a promise before, saying that the Huaxian Huayao in Wanhualin and Huaxian Pavilion would have a good place, so Peony and Concubine Jiang also considered how to deal with the damage during this time. To the minimum, relinquish control of yourself.

Therefore, Peony and Concubine Jiang quickly thought of a way to use soul-eating pollen. Wanhualin and Huaxian Pavilion have been inhabited by flower fairies and flower demons for a long time, even when Zhong Kui was worshipping. If you are aware of this kind of pollen, it is estimated that there will be no doubts.

Thinking of a way, Peony and Concubine Jiang immediately began to set up, and an hour later, they set up the magic circle to absorb pollen.

"Xianggong, I just need sister Jiang'er and I to go outside to collect this soul-eating pollen and come back. Moreover, this pollen can only be stimulated by the flower print on sister Jiang'er's forehead to make it work, and it won't scare the snakes. ."

After a long sigh of relief, Peony looked at Jiang Lin with a small smile on her face. This time, she and Concubine Jiang were finally able to solve the problems for their men.

Concubine Jiang also stood up at this time and said: "Xiang Gong, you are not allowed to abandon us this time. Also, if you still have any problems and difficulties, please explain them all. If you abandon us this time, Adventures alone, I will kidnap Sister Mudan and Sister Yan, and I will not let them live with you again."

Unlike Peony, who was relieved, Concubine Jiang was still worried about whether Jiang Lin had other difficulties to overcome.

Because she had already remembered, Liu Sheng and Bao Yi, who were with Jiang Lin before leaving last time, are not by Jiang Lin's side now.

This means that the two of them may be killed, and according to Jiang Lin's character, unless his life is on the verge of death, otherwise, the woman around him will not have an accident.

This also means that although the calamity that Jiang Lin encountered may have been passed, the price is also very, very high.

Therefore, Concubine Jiang was worried that Jiang Lin was hiding something from them, and this time Jiang Lin might not say anything at all.

"Okay, okay, I said, I'll tell you everything. Be lenient when you confess, and be strict when you resist, okay?"

Jiang Lin raised his hands in a gesture of surrender, and then explained everything he needed to do later.

He also told the truth, including dealing with the necromancer and the Pengzu.

Looking at Peony and Concubine Jiang with a mischievous look, Jiang Lin said again: "This time, I won't be able to act as your husband. I have no ability, I can only rely on my own woman, and I must eat soft rice. That's it. Those two undead mothers, and the stray bird of Pengzu, I can't do anything about it. Ladies and gentlemen, would you like to let your husband and I eat soft rice for a while?"

"Xianggong, you used to be in charge of the family, and you were the one to say the least. Now, there are times when you begged my sister and me to give you soft rice. Humph..."

Concubine Jiang smiled playfully and said, "Since this is the case, I can't let Sister Peony feel sorry for you. I'll find a washboard today, and I'll let you kneel when I have something to do in the future."

After Jiang Lin told the truth, Concubine Jiang's worries subsided a lot, and because of this, she had some complaints against Jiang Lin in her heart.

When Jiang Lin left, the sisters in the Ten Thousand Flowers Forest knew that their husband was going to face the robbery.

However, after Jiang Lin's calamity was over, no information was sent, which kept them all worried.

Just for that, it's time to kneel on the washboard.

"exactly."

"Kneeling on the washboard, a must!"

After Concubine Jiang opened her mouth, Jiang Ting and Wenjiu nodded in agreement, and stood behind Concubine Jiang together, coaxing their men to kneel on the washboard.

In fact, their psychology is similar to Concubine Jiang, especially when Jiang Lin was about to leave, the catastrophe was about to happen, which meant that after the catastrophe, Jiang Lin only needed a few days to He turned back to report a letter, but Jiang Lin didn't even think about their trembling pain.

Now that the joy of reunion is over, they also want to settle the account with their husbands.

But at this time, Feng Yan immediately ran to Jiang Lin to protect her, and said, "Several sisters, how can you do this? The fairy treasures we usually take and the utensils for body protection are all kept by the husband, and now the husband is If you want to eat soft rice, you have to make him kneel on the washboard, you...you..."

As she spoke, Feng Yan's voice was a little choked up.

This scene made Jiang Lin feel a little dumbfounded. Whether it was Concubine Jiang, Jiang Ting, or asking for wine, they must all be joking.

In the end, Feng Yan took it seriously and was about to cry.

What's even more funny is that Feng Yan is still arguing with Concubine Jiang and the others why he, as a husband, can't eat soft rice.

Embracing Feng Yan's waist from behind, Jiang Lin put his chin on Feng Yan's fragrant shoulder and said, "Yan'er, you are not afraid that they will laugh at you, just protect your husband, don't you see it? Are they all joking? They, if they really dare to make me kneel on a washboard, I will leave with a letter and everyone in line will have to kneel for me."

After Jiang Lin said these words, Peony and the others let out a silver bell-like laughter.

"Master..."

After Feng Yan realized that she was being laughed at, she felt very embarrassed.

Jiang Lin hugged him horizontally and said to Concubine Jiang and the others: "My husband knows that you all have some resentment in your heart, I would rather you hold me resentment in your heart now, and don't want to explain anything, at least wait until we are there. After a good time here, I'll explain what happened after I left."

Reaching out and pointing to the outside, Jiang Lin said again: "Zhong Kui's big beard should be annoyed. Let's go out and let him enter Huaxian Pavilion to have a look. As for what to do when going out, let you all Let go of the grievances in your heart. On the other side of Liang Kingdom, is the territory of the undead mother, your man, who used to be bullied by those two old sows to the point of becoming a piece of broken and re-bonded porcelain. And their devil cubs, who have the same virtue as those two sow monsters. Now Liang Guo's monsters have long been destroyed, and they can pass directly, ladies and gentlemen, you have to decide for me. "

"Don't worry, Xianggong, although I have always had a good temper and a girl-like temperament, if anyone bullies my family's head, I will stab people."

"Xianggong, you just lead the way."

"I also want to see what kind of monster, bullied the man in my family."

Peony, Concubine Jiang and Asking Jiu immediately asked Jiang Lin to lead the way, and immediately set off for the area where the Necromancer Mother was.

Just now, they still had some resentment and asked Jiu and the others because Jiang Lin said that he would rather be resented by them than not explain anything for the time being. This already shows that Jiang Lin must have a special reason for not giving them peace. In this case, they feel in their hearts. What else to complain about.

After Peony and the others expressed their opinions, An Ge and Hong Ji looked at each other, and they were also gearing up for it.

Just now Jiang Lin said that the problem of yin and yang compatibility in his body has not been dealt with, so they thought that Jiang Lin was really not good at dealing with the two undead mothers, and maybe there were other hidden dangers in Jiang Lin's body, but Just didn't explain it to them.

Therefore, now their men say they want to eat soft rice.

In this case, as the women of Jiang Lin, they must also exert their strength. After all, there are two Huaxian sisters, no matter what, there will be no major problems.

Moreover, their husbands have many immortal treasures, so even if there is an accident, there is no need to worry.

Looking at Peony and Concubine Jiang's face, Jiang Lin couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth like a crescent moon.

This feeling is really cool.

He discussed with his wives whether he could eat soft rice, and then his wives said that there was no problem at all.

From then on, let alone the Demon Mother of the Necromancer, even the previous Chuitian Pengzu or the Blind Bear Demon Ancestor, he can also harvest this way of eating soft rice.

As for himself, he almost didn't have to make any effort, and it was enough to take into account the value of his arrogance, which was very leisurely.

Chapter [-] Open the door, the creditor collects the debt!

Humming a little tune, Jiang Lin took Feng Yan and walked out of the room one step at a time. Just as they walked to the square outside, they happened to meet Zhong Kui, who was out of breath.

Zhong Kui was about to go mad when he was chased by those flower fairies and flower demons.

too frightening.

The women in the world, the flower fairies here, are all tigers.