I Am the Corpse Master

"Uncle Yimei, Chili hasn't seen you for many years, and I don't know if your taste has changed."

Chen Yu took a bag of tea from the bag and handed it to the ninth uncle.

"Chili remembers that your old man liked this tea back then."

"I like it." Uncle Ninth smiled brightly. Although Chen Yu had a weird temper, he was very well-bred and very likable.Of course, the exception is when she loses her temper, but she never loses her temper against her elders, except her master.

"Where's Jiang Lin?"

Ninth Uncle looked at the good things Jiang Lin sent on the table, hesitated a little, and pointed to the backyard to Chen Yu.

"Uncle Yimei, please drink tea first."

Chen Yuchong smiled at Ninth Uncle, and then went straight to the backyard.

Qiusheng and Wencai looked at Chen Yu's back, and they both sneezed at the same time.

Really choking!

so spicy!

Chapter [*] Ren Tingting VS Senior Sister

Chen Yu was wearing a bright red jacket and shorts today, and a pair of embroidered shoes.

In the eyes of Qiusheng and Wencai, this is simply a walking red pepper.

"Breakout!"

In the backyard, Jiang Lin patted his forehead and saw Chen Yu coming. Before his senior sister called out, she was blocked by Chen Yu.

"What did you come out for?"

"How long has it been, haven't you gone back?"

"I'm the only one at home, I'm shopping for vegetables, sweeping the floor, and sprinkling water."

"Dare you come out to walk because you are tired of work, right?"

Jiang Lin didn't say a word at all after a slap in the face, otherwise he would have a hard life after returning.

Ren Tingting on the side frowned, who is this beautiful girl, with a peach face and apricot cheeks, fair skin, bright and moving.

But why did you scold her brother Lin as soon as he came?

It doesn't taste right!

Walking over and hugging Jiang Lin's arm, Ren Tingting asked, "Who are you? Why do you keep scolding Brother Lin?"

"Who are you? It's none of your business for me to scold him? I still don't give him food!"

"If you don't give it to me, it's rare to eat your meal?" Ren Tingting refused to give in an inch.

Jiang Lin felt moved, a good daughter-in-law of the Republic of China!

Seeing that her husband was being trained, she changed the demure and gentleness of the past.

"Jiang Lin, tell me honestly, who is this girl?"

I said, senior sister, can you not make people hear ambiguity when you speak?

Do I need to be honest?

Qiusheng and Wencai heard the movement in the backyard in the living room, and their expressions were very exciting.

quarreling?

"Cough, people's family affairs, you don't have to worry about it."

After speaking, Uncle Jiu seemed to feel that his words were somewhat ambiguous. Before he could change his words, Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai looked at each other.

Junior and brother step on two boats!

Scumbag!

Jiang Lin, the head of the backyard, had no idea that he now had a scumbag label on him.

"Just explain, why do you have to be honest? I... I'm his woman!"

Ren Tingting blushed and pinched Jiang Lin's arm with one hand.

Why are you silent?snort!

"Tingting, this is me..."

Jiang Lin quickly explained that his first love was Ren Tingting, his first kiss was also Ren Tingting's, and the next first night was also hers. If he didn't explain clearly, the trouble would be extra large.

"Hehe, it turns out that you have a woman outside, no wonder you didn't even go home."

Before Jiang Lin finished speaking, Chen Yu dropped a blockbuster.

My sister-in-law, are you speechless?

I have a woman outside?Could it be that I've been in there?

Family?That's really your home, senior sister, can you replace it with the word "shimen"?

"Daughter-in-law, this is my senior sister, senior sister."

Jiang Lin saw that Ren Tingting had tears in her eyes, and was really afraid that she would run away.

What's the best way to clear up misunderstandings?Keep the other person calm.

Jiang Lin doesn't care that it's [*], what kind of turmoil is calm, and it's not suitable for dating, so let's go back a little bit.

His daughter-in-law doubted his loyalty, so of course the archway should be erected and erected!

What method Jiang Lin used when Ren Tingting was afraid of not being able to return to God last time, this time is the same.

"Well……"

so sweet.

When Ren Tingting was not so excited by Jiang Lin's kiss, Jiang Lin let go, then took her little hand and said, "Tingting, our senior sister."

"Senior sister, can you pay attention to your words when you speak?"

Jiang Lin was really convinced.

He almost ran away with his daughter-in-law, and he didn't take any compensation.

"You... you didn't even tell me that you have such a beautiful senior sister."

Ren Tingting's tone was somewhat tasteful.

"Pretty is beautiful, does it have anything to do with me?"

Jiang Lin said this sentence basically without going through his brain.

He has experienced too many similar situations, and it has become a conditioned reflex.

The class next door is so pretty, don't you think?

Isn't the school flower XXX beautiful?

Jiang Lin used to take the trouble and always responded with such a standard answer.

Does it have anything to do with me?

"I don't think she blushes." Jiang Lin added.

Ren Tingting saw that there was nothing unusual in Jiang Lin's eyes, and was completely relieved.

But the problem of the daughter-in-law has been solved, and there is still a senior sister.

Jiang Lin didn't know the lethality of his sentence "Does it have anything to do with me?" At this moment, he had the illusion of a thorn in his back.

There is actually no problem with saying this sentence, but once it enters the ear of the other party, it will feel different. "Junior Brother, it seems that you had a good time here, so can you go back?" Chen Yu asked Jiang Lin with a smile.

This premonition was very bad, Jiang Lin knew that his master was not afraid of Chen Yu's temper, but the smile of this hot girl.

Not to mention Jiang Lin, even Ren Tingting next to her felt like a cool wind was blowing.

"Go back, of course." Jiang Lin said immediately.

"Well. After going back, first clean the house three times, the floor five times, and the yard seven times."

Jiang Lin: "..."

"Hey, you're abuse." Ren Tingting was not happy when she heard it. Even if she cleaned up, she didn't need to do it three or five times.

"Have you passed the door? Don't make a sound if you haven't. This is the rule in our Chendao school. The first rule of apprenticeship is to work hard and bear no complaints. He has always been a sick man before, and this assessment is still under pressure."

The corner of Jiang Lin's mouth twitched, the Chen Dao faction really had such rules.

In the process of chasing the corpse, when encountering difficult and dangerous sections, the corpse driver needs to carry the corpse in person, and he cannot bear the hardship. "You're targeting him on purpose. Brother Lin is so good, yet you bully him."

"What's wrong with me bullying him? I even whipped him with a whip."

How can there be such a teacher?

Ren Tingting looked displeased.

"Nizi, when you pass the door, if he doesn't do well at any point, I'll smoke him. You're here to give him medicine."

"She has a very hot temper. Don't talk back when she talks." Jiang Lin Fuer reminded Ren Tingting.

"When are you going to go through the door? When the time comes, you wash the clothes and cook the food. If you cook for him, the taste is too bland, so you want to smoke." Chen Yu looked forward to it, and wanted Ren Tingting to go through the door quickly.

"Senior sister, I'll wash, I'll do it."

Jiang Lin hurriedly grabbed himself, Ren Tingting hadn't passed the door yet, what should you do if you scared people so much that they didn't dare to enter.

Ren Tingting's face was flushed with anger, but her teeth were not sharp, so she couldn't resist Chen Yu.

"Humph! What's wrong with my daughter-in-law, I'm his senior sister, you, go back a little bit." Chen Yu raised her pretty face, and then went to greet the ninth uncle.

"Brother Lin, she...she's so rude." Ren Tingting felt aggrieved to death. Senior sister Jiang Lin was simply a little witch.

"Tingting, don't worry, she's pretty nice, but she has a hot temper. What she said just now was to scare you. She said that she basically forgot. I won't let her bully you in the future."

Ren Tingting nodded, and then found that she had an extra ring on her finger.

"I should be going back tomorrow. When the master comes, I will write to you. When the Ren family can do a red affair, I will propose a marriage."