I Am the Corpse Master

Jiang Lin endured it for ten minutes before the pain disappeared.

"Fuck, corpse stink!"

Jiang Lin held his breath, his whole body exuded a strong stench of carrion.

"Take a shower."

Jiang Lin kicked a carp from the bed, and the result was... sad.

He bounced off the bed directly and flew out, smashing the windows.

"Junior brother, are you sleeping with a dead body in your arms? Was it kicked out by a zombie?" Wen Cai was thrown to the ground by Jiang Lin, and the smell on Jiang Lin's body made him almost spit out the overnight meal.

"what happened?"

Ninth Uncle was also shocked by Jiang Lin's movement.

"Uncle Shi, I put the Yang Yin Talisman on the head of the bed, put my hand on it, and then I jumped out subconsciously." Jiang Lin lied.

"It's alright, pay attention to controlling the sending and receiving of your yang qi, and that will not happen."

"Oh, Jiang Lin, are you sleeping in a coffin?" Jiu Shu was about to take a step, but the stench of Jiang Lin's body made him frown.

"Uh... This is the pus that got on the clothes when the murderer was subdued. Now it's smelly. I'll take a shower." Jiang Lin smiled and took the water directly to the backyard.

"Purple stiffness has changed, all body indicators have reached the human limit, and the pain has been greatly reduced." Jiang Lin rubbed the shower and recalled the contents in his mind.

"This purple rigidity is really strong, reaching the limit of human beings. Does that mean that I have all the Guinness World Records in this area by myself?"

"inch strength!"

Jiang Lin fixed his cowhide belt to the wall, his fists exerted force, and the explosion of strength directly tore the belt.

"If I go back and participate in the Olympics, Bolt can only look at the back of my head."

Four-eyed Daoist

In the next few days, Jiang Lin lived in Yizhuang with peace of mind, and Jiu Shu didn't think he was an outsider. As long as Jiang Lin wanted to learn, if he had any questions, Jiu Shu would answer.

Jiang Lin was really happy that his master had such a friend.

During the day, Jiang Lin sat in front of Aunt Qiusheng's cosmetics store to replenish his yang energy, and at the same time earn a little money from his strengths.

There is money to be made, anyway, Master doesn't know, Jiang Lin is also happy.

In addition to selling calligraphy and painting, Jiang Lin also became a mechanic. In this era, some electronic equipment was not developed, and Jiang Lin could repair some alarm clocks or flashlights.

Generally, those who can use this kind of thing are not poor people. Jiang Lin pretended to be a technical house and saved a lot of silver dollars.

At night, Jiang Lin was practicing making a corpse-suppressing amulet, when suddenly there were shouts from outside.

"Yin people go on the road, Yang people give way."

"Hey, there is another one who is walking. It seems that he is like me and wants to rest here. I just don't know which faction it is." Jiang Lin was looking forward to meeting this colleague.

"Open the door."

There was a call for the door outside the door. Jiang Lin didn't hear Wencai and Qiusheng for a long time, so he went out of the room to open the door of Yizhuang.

At the door stood a Taoist priest in a Taoist robe, and a pair of glasses on the bridge of his nose were very eye-catching.

"Four-eyed Taoist priest?" Jiang Lin was stunned for two seconds, and then laughed discordantly.

In his impression, the four-eyed Taoist priest is the laughing point of all zombie series.

"Haha, please come in, haha..."

Jiang Lin kept telling himself not to laugh, which was very rude.

But he couldn't help it.

Jiang Lin was most impressed by the two lines.

"It's oily, greasy, and slippery."

"You have the kind of thing that made my stomach bigger."

The four eyes of the four-eyed Taoist stared at Jiang Lin, not knowing what this kid was laughing at.

"who are you?"

"I'm...haha..."

"Hey, Junior Brother. Why did you come here?" Uncle Jiu came out of the room and walked over.

"No, if Uncle Ninth sees me laughing at an elder, the image will be broken."

Jiang Lin twisted his thigh violently with one hand.

But it doesn't hurt.

Simu Daochang blinked, unable to understand why Jiang Lin wanted to mutilate himself.

Jiang Lin's pain was greatly reduced now, so he could only use the strength to suckle and pinch his leg.

It hurts, it hurts.

Then Jiang Lin didn't have the slightest expression on his face, turned to say hello to Ninth Uncle: "Uncle Shi, there is a guest here."

"This is also your uncle, my junior brother, the four-eyed Taoist priest."

"Hello, uncle." Jiang Lin solemnly gave a junior salute to the four-eyed Taoist priest.

"Who is he?" The four-eyed Daoist looked at Jiu Shu.

"Senior Brother Hangu's disciple, Jiang Lin, walk here to stay for a few days."

"Oh... It turns out that the apprentice of Shizhang Laozhuan, no wonder I feel so attached to this kid."

The four-eyed Taoist had a smile on his face, and MMP in his heart. He thought that Jiang Lin's master was telling him a joke in private, so this kid laughed when he saw him.

"Zhang Laozhu?" Jiang Lin looked at Ninth Uncle with a bewildered expression.

Jiu Shu coughed lightly and said, "That's your master's nickname."

The four-eyed Taoist went up and put his arms around Jiang Lin's neck, and said loudly, "I must have a long-term relationship with this kid. As soon as we meet, it feels like seeing each other late."

Regardless of Jiang Lin's reaction, he directly grabbed Jiang Lin's neck, and after walking a few meters away, the four-eyed Taoist priest asked, "What were you laughing at just now?"

Ninth Uncle looked stunned behind him, Junior Brother and Jiang Lin really got along so well?

"Uncle, I didn't laugh, you read it wrong." Jiang Lin responded with a slight smile, looking very polite.

The four eyes of the four-eyed Taoist priest were full of contempt, and he asked, "Did your master speak ill of me secretly?"

"How is that possible, cough cough." Jiang Lin almost couldn't help smiling, but fortunately he covered it up with a cough.

"That senior, I slept with this kid at night. I feel that we have a common topic in discussing life."

Of course Jiang Lin didn't want to, and immediately declined on the grounds that he was disturbing the bed.

"Jiang Lin, it just so happens that your two guests can be brought over by your Shimu Shishu. I see that your Shimu Shishu is so attached to you. You should feel wronged tonight."

After Uncle Ninth spoke, Jiang Lin was dumbfounded.

"It's okay, it's wrapped on me." The four-eyed Taoist patted his chest, then left Jiang Lin with a cheap smile.

"Ah! It turned out to be Shishu Shimu."

"Hello, uncle."

At this time, Qiusheng and Wencai came out of the room.

"It's really nice that Uncle Si Mu and Junior Brother sleep together tonight." Wen Cai laughed so happily that he almost clapped his hands.

It was only at this time that Jiang Lin realized that these two goods did not open the door on purpose.

"Well, with this kid, you don't need to sleep at night." The four-eyed Taoist glared at Qiu Sheng Wencai, and then showed a strange smile at Jiang Lin.

Wen Cai Qiusheng glanced at each other and said in unison, "Uncle, please take it easy, the younger brother has been strengthening his yang."

Jiang Lin wanted to beat up the two brothers.

"Strong you, big-headed ghost!" Uncle Jiu rewarded the two of them with two bursts of chestnuts.

"Go and cook!"

Dinner time.

"Junior Brother, can you see the difference between Jiang Lin?" Jiu Shu wanted to test the eyesight of the four-eyed Taoist priest.

"It's different, it's very different." The four-eyed Taoist squinted his eyes into a line, and he dared to laugh at him in front of his face, how could he be an ordinary person.

"Oh? Can you tell?"

"This kid is a typical duplicity."

"Yes, the first time I saw him, I missed it." Uncle Jiu nodded. It was the first time he saw Jiang Lin, only to see that Jiang Lin was weak.

"If he knew his true inner self, the ghost would want to slap him."

"Junior brother, your eyesight is good now, you can see it?" Jiu Shu was surprised.At the beginning, Widow Qian turned into an evil spirit, thinking that Jiang Lin was the weakest, but she was devastated by the pit.

If she hadn't died, she would definitely want to fan Jianglin.

"Then can you see what physique he is?" Ninth Uncle continued to ask.

"Physical? Hehe, I just want to say one word for this kind of person: ri! Great ri!"

"Dari, that's right." Those who cultivate Taoism have this kind of constitution, which is called the Tianyang body, and those who cultivate Buddhism have this constitution, it is also called the big sun body.

Jiang Lin felt speechless, Ninth Uncle, what do you want me to say.

"Junior brother, how do you know that he has a celestial body?" Uncle Ninth was very curious. Could it be that his junior brother's ability to look at things has advanced by leaps and bounds, and has surpassed him?

"What kind of celestial body? Huh? You said this kid's celestial body?" The four-eyed Taoist directly sprayed rice.

"Didn't you just say that he is a big sun body? A cultivator is a celestial sun body."

The four-eyed Taoist priest didn't seem to hear Jiu Shu's words, and went straight to his face-pinching practice.

"Boy, when did you apprentice? Have you handed apprentice tea? Have you done apprenticeship ceremony?"

"Junior Brother!" Jiu Shu frowned and reminded the four-eyed Taoist priest.