I Am the Corpse Master

"I don't even know what I'm doing."

"Huh? Hehe, hehe, haha..."

Jiang Lin, who was on the side, looked at the master who had been tapped to laugh, and laughed unkindly.

"Master, I'm sorry, this scene is really funny, I'll help you when I release the body control technique later. Haha..."

Jiang Lin's stomach hurt a little when he laughed, but he controlled the volume of the laughter so that Jingjing and the master could not hear it.

It's a pity not to watch this lively, but Jiang Lin felt that it was indeed a bit unkind to watch the master being tricked. As a reward, he would show up in a while.

These two enemies usually play tricks on each other, so the meaning is enough.

It's not good to overdo it either.

"Hehe, hehe... I was laughed at, please help me quickly."

Jingjing felt that she had entered the room to find something that could solve the acupuncture point.

"Why do I open the closet?"

"Ouch! Hahahaha... It hurts!"

"What am I doing with the pliers?"

The master put the pliers into his mouth and pulled out a tooth with a snap.

"I pulled a tooth, yo, thankfully it was a cavity. Oh, it hurts. Hahaha..."

Jingjing bit a silver needle out and grabbed the master's hand, which saved him from continuing to pull his teeth.

As soon as the master's arm was broken, Jingjing took the silver needle and stabbed the master.

"Not there."

Jingjing continued.

"It's not the right, it's the left."

Jingjing quickly changed direction and continued to push down.

The result was not correct.

The master broke away Jingjing's hand, walked over and hugged the pillar, banging his head against the pillar.

"It's over."

The forehead of the master was swollen, and if he hit it again, he would become a fool.

"You bear with me, Master."

Jingjing was also in a hurry, and hurriedly took a needle.

"No."

"Not here."

"Not at all."

"..."

Jiang Lin couldn't watch it anymore, this plot was wrong, Jingjing should have found the acupuncture points long ago.

If you continue to pierce it, you will have to pierce the master with pinholes all over his body.

"Uncle Si-mu, just play around. If you keep doing it, this master will be disabled even if he doesn't die."

Jiang Lin was a little puzzled, did this four-eyed Taoist really want to play Master Dead?

Chapter [-] Jiang Lin's Relief

"Jingjing."

Jiang Lin chose to show up, and if this goes on, Master's life is in danger.

"Jiang Lin, what should I do? Master was laughed at."

As soon as she saw Jiang Lin, Jingjing, who was so anxious to cry, seemed to see a savior.

"let me."

Jiang Lin was a little apart, and a yang finger energy rushed into the master's laughter.

Unlock in a second.

The master was sluggish for a second, then fell straight down.

"I'm being controlled."

By now, if the master can no longer detect the abnormality, he can call the big sh-it.

"Master, how do you solve it?"

The master tried his best to speak: "Garlic head."

It turns out that garlic can really break the body control technique.

Jiang Lin did not expect garlic to have such a function, and he learned it.

"For the sake of seeing your jokes, let me help you."

Jiang Lin looked around and looked up to find a handful of garlic heads hanging about a meter and a half above his head.

Jump up and pick?

Not at all.

"Shangyang Sword!"

As soon as he pointed it out, Jiang Lin shot down a head of garlic.

Just about to jump up to get the garlic, Jingjing stared straight at Jiang Lin's fingers, her eyes opened like black pearls.

You stare at my fingers like that, I'm under a lot of pressure, and it's easy to forget what I'm thinking about.

Jiang Lin swung his sleeves, covering his palms.Since he had a daughter-in-law, he found that his thoughts... were not as pure as before.

"Put it in my mouth." The master said with great effort.

Jiang Lin pressed his finger on the master's cheek, opening the tightly closed mouth of the master.

Stuffed with garlic.

After ten seconds, the master was out of control.

"Jiang Lin, it's really thanks to you."

The gratitude on the master's face made Jiang Lin a little embarrassed.

"I'm just making soy sauce, it has nothing to do with me."

"what?"

"It's okay, I came to deliver Yan Zhihe, just happened to help you."

"Jiang Lin, thank you very much."

Jingjing looked at Jiang Lin, her big eyes overflowing with gratitude.

"It's nothing, I really don't need to thank me."

Being so grateful by the master and the apprentice, Jiang Lin always felt that he was a little immoral.

"Master, who will punish you?"

"It must be that stinky Taoist priest."

At this time, the master no longer called the four-eyed Taoist brother or Taoist priest, and directly scolded the stinky Taoist priest.

The two went to the four-eyed Taoist priest together, opened the curtains and saw that the four-eyed Taoist priest and Jia Le were at the altar, and the four-eyed Taoist priest was doing things.

"These two masters and apprentices are really too much. There is no good person. Jiang Lin, do you think so? It's fortunate that you didn't go with them, otherwise my impression of you would be rock bottom."

Jingjing turned her face and said softly to Jiang Lin.

Seeing how good Jiang Lin is, he also helped Master to solve the art.

Jiang Lin looked up at the sky and hummed.

"go back."

How could the master be able to swallow this breath without being rude when he came and went.

The four-eyed Taoist priest couldn't hear the voice next door, and he was a little puzzled, why his body control skills were not working.

In the past, I opened the curtains and looked at the movement next door, but no one was there.

As soon as he turned around, the four-eyed Taoist found that the master and Jingjing were standing together, looking at him.

With a fake smile on his face, the master stared at the four-eyed Taoist priest.

The four-eyed Taoist had a guilty conscience, laughed dryly, and was about to speak, but the master showed a Buddhist turntable.

The turntable turned, and the four-eyed Taoist priest was suddenly controlled.

Jingjing took out a puppet wearing a Taoist robe and gave it to the master. The master pressed the convex mirror in the middle of the turntable.

The face of the four-eyed Taoist was reflected on the puppet.

Complete control of the body successfully.

"This doll is very fun. I'll go back and change clothes. You can play slowly."

The master handed the puppet to Jingjing, he believed that Jingjing would know what to do.

"What are you going to do, what are you going to do? Jiang Lin, Jiang Lin."

The four-eyed Taoist priest was covered in hair and wanted to move rescue soldiers.

"Jiang Lin is not as bad as you. He won't be with you to help you. Are you making fun of my master?"

After listening to Jingjing's words, Jiang Lin pretended not to hear the words of the four-eyed Taoist priest.

Come out and mix, always have to pay back.