I am the only one who is normal among the chuunibyou in the world

July 15th, the weather was gloomy.

Shi Ling woke up from his sleep. He felt a little cold, so he wrapped himself in a thin quilt.

What comes into view is a small room. The wooden floor is uneven. It is not paved piece by piece, but long wooden boards are spliced ​​together. The walls are also made of wood. There is a dusty incandescent lamp hanging on the ceiling. There are no lights, no air conditioning, not even glass windows, just like the wooden building in "Big Fish and Begonia".

Shi Ling took a breath and inhaled the smell of moist air.

This is not his student apartment. This is not City A. This is a village in Shaqiao County. He comes here to have a meal and practice swordsmanship.

Swordsmanship must be practiced, otherwise he may not be the opponent of the leader of the Divine Sword Style in seven days. This leader Shi Ling must go and meet her for a while, not only to find out whether she is the same person as him. , and more importantly, to make a fortune.

The mysterious knife forging room, where vegetables can be turned into swords by putting them in. If someone in such a mysterious place could understand the construction method, wouldn't he be able to make a fortune?

As a student in City A, as the lowest-level super-micro-skilled person, he only gets 900 yuan of living expenses subsidized by the government every month. This is because he has a household registration in City A, so he can get this 900 yuan and live in a student apartment for free. But if he graduates, he won't be able to enjoy this treatment, and with his status, going to college is even more impossible. So in more than a year, he will have to find a way to support himself, but he won't He is a useless person with super powers.

This is because he is in City A, the safest and most humane city in the world. In other places, he would have starved to death.

The reason why City A is so special is because at the beginning, the secondary mental illness started to break out around City A. When the blue moon rose, the whole world became a secondary mental illness, but not in an instant, but centered on the Municipal Committee of A. Radiating in all directions until it infects the entire planet.

Therefore, the research value of City A is very huge. Countless scientists flocked to it, and countless superpowers, magicians, and vindictive people came one after another. This led to the booming economy of City A, and those who have lived in City A since childhood Shi Ling also received benefits, one of which was a living allowance and a free apartment.

So Shi Ling began to need to think of a way to make money. Accepting bounty tasks on the Dragon Sky Forum counts as one, but that is not a long-term solution. The real long-term solution is this, to learn the construction method of the knife forging room. , and then, forged vegetable swords for sale!

Therefore, Shi Ling began to practice swordsmanship extremely diligently. Today, he did not forget to practice swordsmanship. He got up early, went downstairs, took out the invincible sword he got from his uncle, and began to practice swinging the sword. .

"This sword is called Chui Xue. Although it is a wooden sword, it is very old. You should keep it well. It is said that my senior brother's master entrusted it to him before he died. The reason why my senior brother's master was able to obtain this sword is that it is said that it belongs to my senior brother." The master's master entrusted him with it before he died," the master's uncle once said.

Shi Ling: "."

No wonder you are eager to give this sword away. Whoever you give this sword to will die, right?

But the strange thing is that after his uncle gave this sword to Shi Ling, his condition actually improved, and he was able to get out of bed and eat by himself only on the third day.

While eating, the senior brother gave a pig knuckle to his uncle. As he gnawed it, his uncle said, "Actually, our Demon Sword Sect has a set of swordsmanship passed down from ancient times. According to legend, our ancestors dreamed of entering a world called the Divine Machine Realm. I learned it later.”

The uncle couldn't help but shed sad tears when he recalled the past.

Shi Ling:?

Dreaming about the divine machine, right?

"Back to business, senior, is this swordsmanship you mentioned powerful?" Shi Ling asked very seriously. Although he had learned various fighting techniques that are famous in the world, it could only allow him to deal with small gangsters. If he really meets a martial arts master, he is still no match, so since there is a set of sword skills in front of him at this moment, he doesn't want to miss it.

"This sword technique is called "One Sword in Ten Years". Life is so busy. In less than a hundred years, there are only ten swords in this sword technique. Each sword takes ten years to practice. Once practiced, it is infinitely powerful, and all ten swords can be practiced. The one who succeeds will be invincible in the world!" Uncle Master talked so eloquently that all the disciples were fascinated.

However, at this moment, a strange voice suddenly came from the uncle's bowl: "You are so old and immortal, just brag. You are still invincible. Why didn't you brag yourself to death? In the current situation of your Demon Sword Sect, Still want to challenge my Divine Sword Style? Hand over the Tianque Divine Sword as soon as possible, or you will be bloody!"

The children were shocked: "Brother and uncle, my elbow has spoken!"

The talking elbow: "You are the elbow, and your whole family is the elbow. This is the thousand-mile message of my divine sword style!"

The children were horrified: "The disciples of the Divine Sword Style have turned into elbows!"

The talking elbow: "You can't understand people's words, can you? This is my thousand-mile sound transmission technique!"

The children were extremely scared: "Elbow can actually transmit sounds thousands of miles away!"

Speaking elbow: "."

As expected of his master, he was very calm: "Elbow, what's your plot? Don't scare the children."

Speaking elbow: "."

"I'm not called Elbow. Listen up. I'm the Shadowless Swordsman of the Divine Sword Style. I'm here today to avenge the humiliation of my Divine Sword Style. Isn't that kid who came to kick the gym the day before yesterday also there? Listen carefully. , No matter how good your swordsmanship is, you can't defeat my invisible sword, so prepare to die!"

After saying this, Elbow completely regained his composure.

The senior brother slapped the table: "That's too much! You actually chased me here. The Divine Sword Style really can't afford to lose. It's really shameless. Brother, you heard it too. This Shadowless Swordsman actually dares to look down on you like this!"

Shi Ling:? ?

No, I didn’t hear anything. Since just now, you have been talking about an ordinary elbow. What is going on?

"Taishan collapses in front but does not change its color; an elk shoots to the left but does not blink. Master, you have such a strong concentration that you are not surprised and calm when you are here. I really underestimated you. With your strength, you are better than It's not difficult for the leader of the Divine Sword Style!" Uncle Master was already furious, but seeing Shi Ling being so calm, he couldn't help but calm down, and then praised him.

Shi Ling: "."

No, I really don’t know anything! Can any of you tell me what happened?

Radicals: This is not over yet! We fought with them!

Calm faction: Everyone, calm down! We need to take a long-term view!

Shi Ling: What the hell? what happens? what are you guys saying?

After hearing what Uncle Master said, everyone calmed down, and then they clasped their fists at Shi Ling and said, "The master has extraordinary concentration and is not surprised by any changes. We will learn from him!"

Shi Ling: "."

So can anyone tell me what exactly is going on?

"Wait a minute, Shadowless Swordsman, could it be that Shadowless Swordsman?" The young junior sister suddenly turned pale.