I Am the Only Totem in This World

Episode 40. Paladin, have you been broken (1)

Episode 40. Paladin, have you been broken (1)

It was a hot post written 5 minutes ago.

[Morning Tent Installer: Anyone is welcome, so please save me…

I’m currently hiding in a town full of worshipers.

They realized someone broke in, and they’re searching everywhere to find me and kill me.

It’s not a big village, but a village ruled by low-level demons, and I can’t get out on my own…

This is Linea, and the village name is Flam.

I’m writing this right now with my mouth shut and tears in my eyes. Really…

I don’t want to die like this…

Anyone nearby is welcome, so please come and save me. Please, please, please, please!]

Morning tent installation engineer.

He is one of the users frequently seen in the community.

I believed in Close Spy and Monkey Man, but I’m not at the level of an addict who writes one post a day like Netcamama (Hannah), but I’m roughly at the level below that.

He can be considered a tier 2 user with an activity level similar to that of Pool Play, Shotgun Attack, and Brahmanda.

Looking at the situation, it seems like we have reached a very dangerous situation.

Should I say that this situation is rare or should I say this is the first time?

All of the posts of this type that have been posted so far in the community are either already dying or written with the intention of dying.

However, this article written by the morning tent installation engineer was not written while dying like the early users, nor was it a note written like a suicide note left before committing suicide like Abraham.

This is a writing that asks for salvation, with a very strong will to live.

I felt like I wanted to help, but I was caught in an area where there was a morning tent driver.

Linea. This is obviously the place where Hannah was beaten and captured by the Brown Rock tribe, more specifically Lakhe.

It took just over two weeks for Hannah to get here.

Even if the fastest racket leaves from now on, it will take several days.

The morning tent setup guy will die before that happens.

Is there no way? Still, I don’t want to let him die since I’ve seen him in the community for quite some time.

I thought about it and looked at the comments.

[Brahmantha: Why did you end up there? What are you doing?]

ㄴ [Morning tent installation engineer: … ]

ㄴ [Brahmantha: What is it]

ㄴ [Morning tent setup engineer: I stopped looking for something like Viagra]

I felt dizzy while reading it. Has this guy gone crazy?

ㄴ [Brahmantha: … ]

ㄴ [I believed in the monkey man: hahahaha no, he really is a fool.]

ㄴ [Full Play: Came down to a village with a low-level devil, and got caught looking for Viagra? Did I misunderstand now?]

ㄴ [Kimchi Man Dies: The level of real dick hosts;;]

ㄴ [Morning tent setup engineer: There were no worshipers when I entered. I heard everyone was gathered in the square for a prayer meeting.

Unfortunately, they moved just as I was about to leave… ]

ㄴ [Netkamaanim: You look even uglier when you make excuses like that.]

ㄴ [King Geumryong: Hey man, why don’t you go into the village anyway? Did you want to die? Is that suicide or something?]

ㄴ [Morning tent installation engineer: Yes. I guess I went crazy for a moment. But really, if you feel the same way as I do, you will understand. Start your day by looking at the sunken object in the morning.

No matter what happens, I’m not happy… The will to live is gone. I just took courageous action to find my happiness. Is that bad?]

ㄴ [If you use the power of the President: Well, I know what you are trying to say. If I thought I had erectile dysfunction, my heart would ache. It’s not like I did anything bad with my stuff… Poor thing… ]

From noble mtl dot com

Hey you idiot… !

Even if you don’t have any chili peppers, would you risk your life to find Viagra?

How mentally damaged do you have to be to come up with an idea like this?

My sad and pitiful feelings disappear.

[Close-up spy: Gozaburo – “Ha~ I guess I’ll have to step forward, Master.”]

ㄴ [Close-up Spy: Transcendent – “Your turn, Gozaburo. “Give your strength to the foolish.”]

ㄴ [Melee spy: What level is it?]

ㄴ [Morning tent setup engineer: I’m level 2. Do you have any bright ideas?]

ㄴ [Morning tent installation technician: As expected, the early users were different]

ㄴ [Close-up Spy: Transcendent – “I’m sorry, mortal…” ” ]

ㄴ [Morning Tent Installer: Don’t give up, please, please save me]

ㄴ [Close-up spy: I really don’t know]

The close-quarters spy, who had been good in many ways, declared giving up.

It was so absurd that I could barely suppress my laughter.

It was clearly a very desperate situation, but the nickname of the morning tent installer, the cause of the incident, and the reactions of the users combined to create an oddly funny skit.

[Morning Tent Setup Technician: Is there anyone really at Linea?

My admirers can’t find me, but I guess it’s only a matter of time

I’ll give you everything, everything except my life.

I can treat you like a slave, so just save me, please.]

In the end, the morning tent installation engineer digs up a new article and begins to beg.

But there was no salvation.

None of the comments said they were in Linea.

[Morning tent setup engineer: No! Nonsense! This is not reality!]

denial.

[Morning Tent Installer: Why did it have to be me? Why did I have to suffer from erectile dysfunction? Why am I the only one in this situation… ]

anger.

[Morning Tent Setup Technician: Sisters, I look good. Please save me just once. I can really do everything]

[Morning tent setup engineer: You guys are okay too]

Negotiation.

[Morning Tent Installer: It can’t end like this… I didn’t possess you to do this… ]

depressed.

[Morning Tent Setup Technician: Thank you, everyone, for listening to my complaints. be happy.]

And even acceptance.

I must have lost my mentality and am steadily going through the ‘5 stages of death.’

Most of the users comforted him with the feeling, ‘I’m sorry, but what can I do?’

[Morning Tent Installer: Thank you. Still, I don’t feel like I die alone and lonely. I’m glad there’s a community.]

… If I had been closer, I would have saved you.

Feeling like I was grasping at straws, I asked Lakhe.

– Are there any tribes in Linea?

“They are called the Ashmist tribe. “It was near the Brown Rock Tribe, so there was frequent interaction.”

Taking advantage of my call, Lakhe leaned back against Totem No. 1 and answered.

-Where does this tribe live?

“I live in the mountains. “Just as the tribes living in the grasslands serve Rakan, they serve Malak.”

It’s a mountain. Unfortunately, this information is of little help to today’s morning tent installation technicians.

Not only could I not guide the Gray Mist tribe to where the morning tent setup technician was, but I also couldn’t ask them to do such a dangerous job.

It’s not just one person, it’s a fellow Korean, but sacrificing dozens of barbarians to save one person is crazy.

What if the morning tent setup crew could somehow get out of the village and make it to the mountain?

I was looking at the community with complicated feelings.

[Princess Dina: Morning tent installation engineer

What skills did you learn?]

Does this person have a solution?

Comments came quickly.

[Morning tent setup operator: The touch of recovery and the sacred flame. Princess, is there a way?]

‘Princess’ is being damned.

Although he had acted like a person who accepted death just a moment ago, there was no way he would give up hope so easily.

Otherwise, the comment wouldn’t have been posted right away.

The touch of restoration and the sacred flame.

I took a look at the skills posted by the George Attack Team the other day.

Healing Touch is a level 1 healing skill, and Holy Flame is a level 2 attack skill.

The latter is an attack skill, but it is said to be very impractical because it consistently deals weak damage.

Is it like a dot deal?

ㄴ [Princess Dina: You only learned useless trash skills]

ㄴ [Morning Chant Installer: It’s too much ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ]

Is there no way for this person too?

Princess Dina. Princess Dina… It’s probably a nickname taken from ‘Magic Princess Dina’, an animation series that was popular 10 years ago.

Dina, who was an ordinary middle school girl, meets Papa, a talking right-winger, and realizes that she was a princess from a magic country who lost her memory and was exiled to the human world due to her younger sister’s plot.

Dina, who regains her memories and her past abilities, transforms into a magical girl and fights in order to stop the plot of the Alpaca Army invading Earth and defeat her younger sister, who rules the magic kingdom through a reign of terror… That’s probably what it said.

Anyway, it is a very famous national drama.

When I was in first grade, I had phlegm stuck in my throat and spit on the floor.

At that time, girls called me an alpaca legionnaire and harassed me for more than several months, so I still remember that work.

The girls who waved their magic wands at me, saying they would punish me, were very similar to the barbarians who tried to catch and kill a civilized person who had insulted Loa.

ㄴ [Princess Dina: Where are you hiding now?]

Princess Dina was trying to find a morning tent installer.