I Am the Only Totem in This World

Episode 42. Paladin, have you been broken (3)

Episode 42. Paladin, have you been broken (3)

I gave Tuntun the task of sending a letter to the Gray Mist tribe.

This time, I don’t plan on sending mini totems like I did with the Sky Tree Tribe.

It’s not like I’m entrusted with a grand mission, and I don’t have enough totems to send one more.

If I ask Grandma Muri to make just one more mini totem, she might die from overwork.

Distributing mini totems to other tribes and having them join the tribal alliance is now a distant possibility.

Quik~!

Tteun-ni, who was twice as big as when I first saw him, nodded his head as if he understood what I was saying, grabbed the letter, and flew up.

This is a letter written by Paya.

As it flew into the air, the translucent body of the dog trembled and became even more transparent.

Then it moved at high speed, but it was so fast and blurry that it was hard to see unless you looked closely.

what. Can I use stealth mode now?

Can you breathe fire, become transparent, and even understand people?

It’s a spirit scam, right?

If I evolve further, wouldn’t it be worth fighting a low-level demon?

… I shook off the thought that it might be better than a totem.

no way. Still, I like it better. I get a wide area continuous dot heal, remove status ailments, and even control zombies for body fat.

They even give good skills to elite barbarian units.

I watched Dounteun leaving the mountain to the cheers of the barbarians, and then turned my attention to the message window.

My cheerful erectile dysfunction friend was eagerly sending me messages.

[Morning tent setup engineer: It’s in the mountains!]

[Morning tent setup engineer: Hiking like a dog right now hahahaha]

From noble mtl dot com

[Morning Tent Setup Technician: Now that I’m a little higher, I can’t even see the devil.]

[Morning tent setup engineer: Nice view! This is the reason why my dad went to a mountaineering club!]

[Morning Tent Setup Technician: Cancel what I thought was a member of a professional affair mountaineering club!]

[Morning Tent Installer: Write! The air is good! I can’t feel the magic energy when I’m up high. [It’s really clean air]

[Morning tent setup driver: Is this why barbarians live in the mountains? To avoid the devil? Is this the wisdom of primitive people?]

As I was walking alone, I got bored and sent a message bomb like my first online friend Hannah.

I didn’t reply because it was annoying.

[Morning Tent Setup Technician: Are you going to have a baby shower when no one is around?]

You really are crazy.

Let’s contact Hanna.

[I was a bit harsh earlier]

[Sorry]

The reply came right away.

[Not Netkama: No, don’t worry about it]

[Netcamama: Have you eaten?]

This is a very difficult question.

No, I’m not a human and I don’t have a mouth, so how do I eat?

I really want to eat it too.

[ㅇㅇ I’m eating now]

If I don’t answer, they’ll think I’m mad again.

[Netcamama: What did you eat?]

[Stir-fried cricket-like insects]

I answered roughly.

It is not a virtual food at all. I’ve seen things made by barbarians.

Harry and Luna were very surprised. Lakhe also frowned and did not eat it.

Kanto ate very hard. I almost emptied half of it by myself.

‘A meal for a warrior’ or something. It’s not entirely wrong to say that insects are high-protein foods.

[Netkamaanim: Yuck. How can you eat that because it’s dirty?]

[Insects are a future food that is easy to raise and eat]

In fact, the Blue Moss tribe raises insects for food.

I understand. There was a shortage of livestock before the village was subjugated.

[Netcamama: It’s a world without a future, so what kind of future food are you talking about?;;]

[Netcamama: Are you sure you really ate it?]

[ㅇㅇ Just cook it well and it will be crispy and delicious]

The kanto was crispy and I enjoyed it.

[Netcamama: Should I try it too?]

omg.

You look like you’re feeding bugs by lying.

This needs to be resolved.

[No, this is men’s food]

[When you eat it, peppers form]

[Not Netkama: hahahaha, you crazy bastard]

[Netkama: I want to eat the fish I caught earlier]

It was almost like it was going to be a big problem. I also need to be more careful about lying.

Anyway, I’m glad you feel better.

After a moderate conversation, we watched the Tribal Alliance’s preparations for war.

As soon as Tuntuni returns, I plan to start the ‘Symphonia Strategy’.

Since becoming a spirit, the speed seems to be faster than before, so it will come within a few days.

Princess Dina’s wide-area aggro also had a great impact on Symphonia’s worshipers.

Now they are diligently patrolling the direction where the ‘Heavenly Light’ skill was cast.

Even though it was a remote area, did the light have an impact?

It was two hours later when I received another message from the cheerful maniac.

[Morning Tent Installer: Savages Found!]

[Morning tent setup engineer: He’s coming this way with a wooden spear! First, put down your weapon and raise your hand high]

[Morning tent setup engineer: Malak! Malak! Malak! Shouting so hard]

[Morning tent setup engineer: Praying with both hands ㄹㅇ]

A stupid-looking man in his 20s shouted, ‘Malak! Malak! Maalak~!’ He is pictured shouting:

The barbarians will be surprised.

[Morning tent setup engineer: “Malak? How do you know his name? Answer me, civilized person.”]

[Morning tent setup engineer: “I think I’m praying to Malak right now. How can a civilized person pray to Loa… ”]

[Morning tent installation engineer: It works! through! These guys are being rude!]

[Morning Tent Setup Technician: It’s a bit frustrating because there’s no two-way communication, but I can understand, so it’s no big problem!]

[Good]

[Morning Tent Setup Technician: The barbarians have decided to take me with them!]

[ㅇㅋ Waiting for the letter]

[Morning Tent Setup Technician: You will provide food, right? I’m really going to starve]

[But bugs may come out]

[Morning tent setup engineer: Well, since it’s a prison, bugs will come out]

[No, with your meal]

[Morning tent installation engineer: ?]

[?]

sorry. But I can’t help it.

When it was Hannah’s time, I told her to feed her well, so she didn’t become a glutton, but it’s too far for me to protect you too.

Take care of your health by eating high-protein foods.

[Morning tent setup engineer: You’re kidding, right?]

[lol]

I closed the message window.

***

The community was abuzz with stories about Princess Dina all day long.

[I believed in Mr. Monkey: Isn’t that enough to try with dark clouds?]

[Samurai Jackson: Level 8 gave off that kind of light. What if you are level 10? Isn’t this a very impossible fight?]

[Skynet: I need to edit the Paladin information.]

I was glad that everyone seemed to have hope, unlike in Abraham’s time, but at the same time, I was anxious.

[Close-up spy: Hum… Is that right?]

I don’t agree with this guy’s opinion, but I say it’s too overheated.

If this continues, I think everyone will be crazy about leveling up and just going around poking the honeycomb.

The heated community became even more noisy due to the appearance of Princess Dina herself.

[Princess Dina: I am leaving this message in a safe place.

There are many people who have sent me private messages, but I don’t read the community or messages, so please don’t send them.

I’m not very good at community. There are only useless things written there.

I think communities, whether in real life or here, are something only losers do.

Everyone, please spend less time looking at the community and focus on growth.]

This is a controversial article from the beginning.

[Close-up spy: Hey, cancel that comment, kid… ]

[Full play: I can’t say anything about someone with this ability]

[Netkamaanim: Yes, you are good]

[Corrupt Power Article: I agree with reducing the community. Or, it would be good to revitalize the community as a place for information sharing.]

Many people left comments on Princess Dina’s post, whether they refuted or agreed, and I was no exception.

[Ultra Sanz in annihilation mode on a moonlit night: Have you ever fought a high-ranking demon?]

It occurred to me that this person might have experienced it.

It was several hours later that Princess Dina, who had not responded to anyone, posted the next post.

[Princess Dina: To community users.

Until now, I thought I had to stand alone.

I believed that if everyone worked hard to grow in their respective positions, one day we would be able to overcome this difficult world.

I still have that belief.

However, I did not know that there were people who, even though they had grown sufficiently, would fall into a swamp of frustration and make extreme choices.

Abraham’s death changed my thinking a little.

In order to prevent this from happening, I would like to make a suggestion to you to prevent the loss of precious power.

Heavenly Light is a performance for that purpose.

I think the Dark Cloud Demon needs to be overcome by a small number of elites.

I think there is a chance of victory if several high-level users of at least level 8 or higher come together.

I have the hidden skill ‘Silent Dancer’. It can quietly take out mid-level demons.

Paladins above level 7, please send me a private message if you have any thoughts. I will raise you.

You don’t need anything below level 7. I’ll be asking for information that only level 7 or higher can know, so there’s no use lying.

I emphasize again, there is no need to repeat this.

At low levels, grow on your own and survive on your own. Prove your qualifications like that.

Because that’s a rite of passage.

That is all.]

It was content that would once again heat up the community.

Unlike George’s ‘attack team’, Princess Dina proposed a ‘commando team’.