I am the Variety Monster of Genshin Impact

Mona tugged at the hem of her skirt, a little shy.

"This dress is also too short, besides, why is it a maid outfit." "

Wow!" Lindbergh and Wendy looked at Mona and Gan Yu's maid costumes and applauded, both of them were in good shape, so they looked really eye-catching.

Gan Yu ran to sit next to Lin Bai and gave Lin Bai a roll of his eyes.

"You want to play with flowers again?" "

Where do you want to go, the maids in Diluc's house wear it like this!

"No way, it's definitely not that short!"

is true, the maids in Diluc's house are all over the knee.

"Haha, I told someone to make it shorter. However, don't you have safety pants underneath? After changing it shorter, I asked the tailor to wear an extra pair of bloomers, didn't you see?" Mona

was stunned and shook her head: "No." In other words, this size is too suitable... You haven't asked me how I know?" Gan

Yu heard this, and looked sideways at Lin Bai.

"It's just, how do you know?"

Lin Bai immediately explained.

"I measured Ganyu by hand, and your size is not what I said."

"Then how can you order it so accurately?" Mona looked surprised.

Lin Bai pointed to Wendy and said, "Wendy said that your measurements are this size, and it will never be wrong." The

peanut that Wendy was eating in her hand fell to the table with a click, gurgling and rolling until the edge of the table and falling to the floor.

Everyone looked at Wendy, and Mona looked puzzled.

"How do you know my measurements?"

Wendy whistled, looked to the side, scratched her head and said, "That... It is...... Have picked up your clothes... "

Ah, I said how come my clothes are always missing! Wait, how do you pick up a piece of clothing on the way and know it's mine?" shouted Mona, and started chasing Wendy despite not wearing her safety pants.

Wendy waved her hand back, and a breeze rose in the room. Mona immediately pulled down the corner of her skirt, and could only watch Wendy flee with a smile on her face.

At this time, the helpless Yan Chong also walked out in a maid costume.

"Which of you is in my bloomers..."

Lin Bai looked back and found that his smoky expression was not very good.

Yan Chong looked at Gan Yu, then at Mona, and his fists hardened.

"Depend, why is my dress so ill-fitting!"

Lin Bai covered his face, thinking that the smoky skirt forgot to ask the size... Therefore, the smoky chest is very empty, and although it still looks good to wear, the chest fabric is all wrinkled together and looks ugly.

Mona immediately snatched the bloomers in Yan Huang's hand and entered the back room, and Yan Huang sat down and glared at Lin Bai.

"You did it on purpose

!" "Not really!" Lindbergh gave a French military salute to show his innocence.

"Where is the clothing store, I'm going to change it." With tears in his heart, Yan Huang walked out of the store.

As soon as he left the store, several passing Mond citizens were also stunned when they saw the smoke of the short skirt maid costume coming out.

Yan Chong immediately turned around and entered the bar.

The two passers-by saw Yan Chong running back, looking curious.

"Isn't this bar closed, this maid

is?" "I don't know, is it to open a new store?"

"Hehe, the sister just now is very beautiful, wait for the opening to see."

"Yes, you can. Did you see that leg, it's really good, I can play for a year.

If you give it to me, I can lick her broken bones!" "

You're so perverted..."

"What's wrong?" asked Lindbergh as he saw the smoke rushing back.

"Lost the dead!" Yan Qiao quickly ran to the back room to change clothes.

Lin Bai looked at Gan Yu's maid costume and said with a smile: "It's obviously so cute, where is the shame?" Gan Yu

rolled his eyes, "It's not that your skirt has been changed too short?"

Besides, bloomers are ready, and I think the Monds also wear short skirts.

At this time, Yan Qiao changed into his regular clothes and came out, and when he heard Lin Bai's words, he gave Lin Bai a roll of his eyes.

"That's different, besides, Mona said that it was short, isn't it enough to explain the problem?" Lin

Bai laughed, "Forget it, these shorts on your body are not shorter than the skirt, obviously the maid costume is more cloth than the one you wear now." Yan

Huang looked down, a little embarrassed, and it was really...

At this time, Mona put on her bloomers and walked out. With the foundation, Mona is also at ease.

"Why do you want to get a maid outfit?" Mona was more concerned about this, after all, she usually wore more color than a maid outfit.

"I saw what Diluc's maid thought." Maid plus literary bar, double blossom, multiple gimmicks are not good?" "

Hmph, hateful capitalist!" Mona thought that when there were more people, it was not enough to make more money for Lindbergh, and she had less time for research.

"Where the capitalists are, they also said at the beginning, if the business is good, the money will be divided among you." I call this the idea of getting rich first to lead to prosperity later, implementing the spirit of common prosperity, and realizing a well-off life in all respects at an early date. This Mond can't award me a top ten outstanding young man?" At

this time, Wendy ran back with a grin and said with a smile: "Although we Mond are not as rich as you Liyue, we are not so poor."

"Bah. Lindbergh glanced at Wendy, looking at Mona. Mona

saw Wendy and glared at him angrily. "

I'm not a thief in underwear, I really didn't take the clothes you lost

!" "Then what did you just run!"

"You chase, of course I run!" This is also a high-end ability, called Tianyantong!" Lin

Bai listened, good guy, you can be Tong, LSP essential skills.

Gan

Yu grabbed Lin Bai and asked, "What did you learn?"

Wendy smiled and said, "This is a magical power, and it will not be passed on." Then, rolling his eyes, "However, if you let me drink an extra glass of wine a day, I can't think about it."

"Then don't study, drink one more drink every day, I don't need to open this shop, the wine will all enter your stomach

!" "Oh, petty!" "

Don't be coquettish, my wife is still here!" Gan

Yu has a question mark on his head, what does this mean? I'm not there, what is going to happen to you two?

The next evening, the Heresy Bar opened.

There was no special ceremony, just a big reward for the opening, and the drinks were half price on the first day of opening.

Of course, it is limited to 300 copies. It's Mond's, and almost everyone is an alcoholic. If there is no limit, I am afraid that the Mond drunkards will be able to drink Lindbergh's bar directly today.

The bar was overcrowded.

Mona and Smoke, busy up and down. Lindbergh is the same, although he is the boss, but he does underestimate the enthusiasm of the Mond drunkard.