I am the villain in the book
#955 - Pig Teammate
On the other side, inside the camp tent.
Just as Xu Quan and Yang Liu Shi were staring at each other blankly, thinking that Xu Sui Sui was so “hungry and thirsty”, Wei Changtian, who had just been dragged back into the tent, couldn't help but want to slap this "shameless" woman to death.
Because, damn it, this was really too much of a teammate!
According to Xu Sui Sui's own words, after she crossed over, she wrote down a lot of important content because she was afraid of forgetting the plot of the book.
This included not only information about the thirteen Sons of Heaven, but also many "plot events" related to her or not.
Of course, there was nothing wrong with this in itself.
Even Wei Changtian had actually had this idea when he first crossed over, after all, the amount of information in a whole online article was too large, and it was easy to forget some things if they weren't written down for a long time.
But you have to keep such things safe!
Losing it is just ridiculous???
"Don't touch me!"
Wei Changtian flung off Xu Sui Sui's hand and gritted his teeth and cursed, "I'm really afraid I can't help but slap you to death."
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Shrinking her neck, Xu Sui Sui was startled and looked extremely nervous.
Although Wei Changtian had clearly violated his previous promise of "no roaring or scolding", Xu Sui Sui didn't dare to speak at the moment, and just lowered her head to listen to Wei Changtian roaring:
"You can lose this thing?? I'm really fucking impressed!!"
"I'm asking you, how is your brain made??"
"Why don't you just lose your brain, which is almost as stupid as a pig's?!"
"Backstabbing me??"
"Sometimes I really suspect you're doing it on purpose!"
All kinds of swear words came out of his mouth, Wei Changtian had never been so angry in his previous and present lives, and the words he scolded were even more unpleasant than the last time in the Fengyuan Imperial Palace.
After all, Xu Sui Sui only concealed some things last time, but at least she didn't do anything stupid.
But this time... Isn't this pure backstabbing?!
Xu Sui Sui had been scolded to the point where she couldn't even speak smoothly, and after stammering for a long time with red eyes, she gave the answer.
"It was two months ago, a-and that was not long after you left Fengyuan..."
"Where did you lose it?!"
"I-in the Imperial Palace..."
Xu Sui Sui cried and defended, "I-I actually always hid it in a very secret place, I don't know how it could have been stolen..."
"Humph! If you knew, you wouldn't be so stupid!"
Wei Changtian scolded again, then asked again: "Have you investigated?!"
"I-I've investigated, but nothing was found..."
"So you mean it grew wings and flew away on its own?"
"I-I..."
"What I! What did you use to write those things down?!"
"U-used a pen..."
"Of course I fucking know you used a pen!!"
Wei Changtian was almost blown away: "I'm asking what language you used!"
"Ah! U-used simplified Chinese..."
"I'm impressed! You could have written it in English!"
"I-I'm not good at English..."
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Opening his mouth wide, Wei Changtian never expected that Xu Sui Sui would give "I'm not good at English" as the reason for not using any encryption methods.
Or rather, Xu Sui Sui may have never thought about "encrypting" such top-secret information!
Is this woman really that stupid?
No, then what's the point of keeping her?
Should I just slap her to death...
Rubbing his forehead in despair, Wei Changtian was certainly not able to kill Xu Sui Sui because of this.
However, he really didn't have the strength to scold her anymore, so he just sat down on the chair with a bit of a "rotten" look and began to wonder what kind of evil he had done to be saddled with such a "teammate".
Just like that, Wei Changtian stopped talking in a rather "resigned" manner.
On the other side, Xu Sui Sui waited for a long time and didn't hear him ask any more questions, so she finally dared to raise her head and take a peek at him, and asked tentatively:
"A-are you not angry anymore?"
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Wei Changtian glanced at Xu Sui Sui with a lifeless expression, and really didn't know what to say, so he could only sneer and ridicule:
"Yes, I'm not angry anymore."
"After all, you didn't do it on purpose, this kind of thing should be considered force majeure, it's not your fault."
"Ah?"
Xu Sui Sui might have really been scolded silly, and didn't hear that Wei Changtian was mocking her, and couldn't help but be stunned for a moment.
"D-do you really think so?"
"I-I thought you wouldn't calm down so quickly..."
Calm down?
You really overestimate my magnanimity.
"Yes, that's what I think, and I'm really not angry anymore now."
Wei Changtian was almost laughed to death: "Not only that, but I also want to comfort you not to blame yourself anymore."
"How can this be your fault?"
"The blame should be on the thief, strictly speaking, you are also a victim."
"Besides, what does it matter if you lose something like this?"
"Isn't it just a little bit of information? If you lose it, you lose it, so what?"
"Anyway, the plot has already changed, and it's useless for others to get it."
"So, you really, really don't need to feel guilty, let alone feel sorry for me..."
With a sneer on his lips, Wei Changtian was saying vigorously with the utmost sarcasm.
On the other side, Xu Sui Sui not only still didn't hear that this was "sarcasm", but her expression became even more moved.
Until a certain moment, she could no longer hold back the grievances and guilt in her heart, and suddenly threw herself into Wei Changtian's arms with a bewildered expression, and cried with relief:
"Wuwuwu! I-it's all my fault!"
"Y-you don't need to comfort me, I know I'm very stupid!"
"Wuwuwu, I was prepared for you to hit me just now..."
"D-didn't expect..."
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Wuwuwu..."
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Clutching Wei Changtian's clothes tightly, Xu Sui Sui cried especially sadly under the dual effect of emotion and guilt.
But Wei Changtian, who was being hugged by her, was dumbfounded.
Fuck!
This woman is really stupid!!
She actually thought I was really comforting her???
Opening his mouth blankly, Wei Changtian never expected that things would develop in such a way.
He subconsciously wanted to push Xu Sui Sui away and tell her that you misunderstood, I was actually mocking you.
But for some reason, listening to Xu Sui Sui's dying cry, the words that came to his lips never really came out of his mouth.
Oh, let it go.
Anyway, it's already like this, scolding her won't change anything.
Sighing helplessly in his heart, based on the idea that "scolding people doesn't solve the problem", Wei Changtian finally didn't expose this "misunderstanding", just rolled his eyes and said impatiently:
"Alright, alright, get up."
"I won't!"
Xu Sui Sui not only didn't let go when she heard the words, but instead hugged him even tighter.
"Wei, Wei Changtian, wuwuwu, do you know..."
"Whether it was before or after crossing over, n-no one has ever been so kind to me..."
"Wuwu, if, if you can't find a wife after we go back, you can come find me..."
"I will definitely marry you then! Wuwuwu..."
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Wei Changtian: "???"
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