I asked you to participate in The Masked Singer, but you turned into a star king

"Damn it, it was all in vain that I secretly came to see Hong Kong 囧"

"What the hell were you filming? It’s not funny at all! Isn’t it funny? Is this still the embarrassing series?……"

Xiao Qin cursed and regretted when he came out of the screening room.

As a loyal fan of the Jon series, even if a certain heroine was criticized on the Internet, he still chose to spend money to watch it.

Because he just wants to have fun watching it on New Year's Eve.

Unexpectedly, Hong Kong embarrassment is not funny at all, but looks like a clown.

Mr. Yin, who was walking behind and a professional film critic, was also one of the victims. He was posted on Weibo. now.

Many fans are already waiting for his movie review.

Movie fans have become smarter these days. Before the good reviews come out, they have become very cautious about buying tickets to watch movies.

So some film critics who love"three-four-zero" and cherish feathers have become very reliable Shennong.

"How about Old Silver Coin? Which movie can I watch during the Spring Festival this year?"

"Is Shennong still there?"

"It's probably cold."

Mr. Yin pondered for a moment, and he was so inspired that he typed out a film review:

"1. I have always insisted on scoring movies based on my conscience, so I am willing to give high scores to movies like"囧", provided that I am given enough money so that I am willing to feed my conscience to the dogs.

2. I’m not criticizing myself, but I really can’t find a more appropriate metaphor."囧" is not as funny as my jokes.

3. Some people say that"囧" contains many old jokes. This is a rumor. In fact, there are not even old jokes.

4. I don’t want to show how high my laughing point is through idiosyncratic comments. I can directly admit that my laughing point is very low. However, even with such a low laughing point, the corners of my mouth still feel like lead. heavy.

5. Why do cinemas nowadays pay so much attention to sound effects? I just thought about movies like"囧". If it doesn't look good, I can still listen to the music.

6. Criticism comes with criticism. If"囧" approached me for advertising, I would gladly accept it. I can lick it as much as I want. After all, there is an old saying that people cannot give up money for the sake of dignity.

Okay, let’s not talk anymore. I’m going to try poison for the next movie.——《"Charlotte Troubles"" left a large number of fans in the comment area"Waiting for you" and"The Warriors Return Triumphantly". Mr. Yin, with an expression of"the wind is rustling and the water is cold", bought a ticket and walked into"Charlotte Troubles" giant screen hall

"There are quite a lot of people."

Looking around, Mr. Yin was a little surprised. It could be said that the seats were almost empty. After thinking about it carefully, he was relieved.

"Let’s not talk about the content, Miracle Media is good at marketing!"

That's it.

The movie started a few minutes later.

………………………………………… at the same time

《"Charlotte" premiere.

There are no stars shining, only the main creative staff Kaixin Mahua and Jiang Li Yang Mireba.

Many film critics, fans and passers-by were invited to the event.

When reporters at the scene thought it was just that bad, they saw unexpected stars arriving one after another.

"Shishi is here!"

"Take photos quickly!"

"Over there is...Tang Yan!"

"Go, the three beauties of Sword and Fairy are in the same frame again!!"

The visitor is a guest, especially Miracle Media, which is now blocked by the Beijing circle. It is even more rare to be willing to come to support.

Jiang Li and Yang Mi immediately greeted them.

They saw two cars driving one behind the other. (Watch the storm. For cool novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

Wearing a simple and elegant dress, Liu Shishi stepped out of the car. Her elegant appearance, calm atmosphere, beauty but not flattering left a deep impression on the audience.

Tang Yan was behind Wearing a red dress, her hair is shawl-shaped, she has a sweet smile, her eyes are big and lively, especially her long, white and straight legs, which bring her unique personal charm. When

Yang Mi went to greet her, the three of them were in the same frame, and the reporters at the scene were excited I filmed it, but I didn’t expect there would be a surprise at the premiere.

"Shishi, Tangtang, long time no see……"Yang Mi was smiling, as friendly as a good best friend

"The new movie is coming out, you must come to support it……"Liu Shishi said softly, but his eyes always glanced at the man beside Yang Mi involuntarily.

Jiang Li!

With a smooth and white face, he showed an angular and cold look. He smiled silently at the scene of their"good sisters reuniting". The curvature of the corners of his lips was quite perfect, and he seemed to be smiling at all times...

This kind of smile seemed to make people happy. The sun suddenly pushed away the darkness from the clouds.

He is the time traveler!

Liu Shishi, who never paid much attention to appearance, couldn't help but take a few more glances. As if aware of the gaze, Jiang Li nodded with a smile.

Liu Shishi couldn't help but look away, her white and straight swan neck flushed.

She just suddenly thought of the poem about drinking honey and drinking honey that Jiang Li wrote in his diary. It was so shameful.

Tang Yan, on the other hand, was staring at Jiang Li with piercing eyes. Even if he looked over, she was not afraid of looking at him at all, which made Yang Mi give her a cold glance without leaving any trace.

Not only was Tang Yan not afraid, she was even more excited.

"I’m not married anyway, why didn’t I have a chance?……"she thought[]

At this moment, there was a burst of noise from the crowd, accompanied by exclamations from the crowd:

"Ah, Bingbing!"

"I'm going, why is Bingbing here too!"

"Ahhhh, so beautiful! Bingbing look at me!"

When a nanny car stopped, the reporters who had not paid attention suddenly widened their eyes in the next moment, and they jumped over excitedly like cats that had tasted the fishy smell.

Jiang Li was also surprised and couldn't help but look at Yang. honey

"I invited her, but I didn't expect her to actually come."Yang Mi said modestly, secretly thinking how dare she not come. Let's eat this secret once every 4.5!

Ding dong!

Liu Shishi, Tang Yan, Yang Mireba, and Bingbing, who calmly dealt with reporters, all heard it. Diary updated to sound

【My beautiful yet confused ex-wife!】

【What good looks do you have, this is the work of Nuwa to show off her skills!】

【She is worthy of being the woman who"sharpened the chins of women on both sides of the Taiwan Strait and three places effortlessly by one person" and has almost unified the public's aesthetics.

This influence is not said to be unprecedented, but after Bingbing, there is no such face that can be like this.】

【It's a pity, it's a pity, I'm confused. Feng Dapao and Cui Cui were arguing on Weibo. What are you talking about? They have become the chickens in the chicken to scare the monkeys!】

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