I Asked You To Pick Up Rags, And You Picked Out Nuclear Bombs?

Officer Hong was shaking all over.

So right, so right, brother, so right!

Rumble...

River surface.

The mouth of an iron pipe, which was much thicker than the mouth of a trash can, slowly emerged from the water.

Dark, very deep...

This time, the gun barrel was pointed at everyone.

Everyone: So many great-grandmothers!

"Damn it! Cannon!"

"Run quickly, this one is bigger than the last one!"

"I'm just here to join in the fun, you want my life!"

"What? There's a war going on in this wild river today, right?"

"Officer! I want to call the police! There are cannons here!"

Which conspicuous bag finally shouted.

Officer Hong wanted to die.

Out, out...

Another cannon was shot out by the Su Yun brothers!

Xu Tianlong patted Officer Hong on the shoulder: "Alas..."

sometimes.

In fact, the police also wanted to call the police...

The crowd fled in all directions.

The police officers all froze on the spot, at a loss.

Witnessed a cannon being pushed out of the river...

Oh yes, there is another one beside me, the water is not dry yet...

Wang Fan: "..."

He had a wry smile on his face.

"elder brother……"

"We agreed that we would go fishing."

"Why did you bring up another cannon?"

"Are you having trouble with Cannon today?"

"Brother, if you have anything you can't think about, you can tell me about it..."

——[! ! ! 】

——[It’s the cannon again! See you on the rooftop, brothers! 】

——[I’m so convinced that I lost all my pants! 】

——[Today’s live broadcast is going to be a big deal, right? 】

——[Anchor, do you dare to do something human? 】

——[Officer Hong: Please bomb me as much as you like, thank you! 】

——[It’s endless, right? 】

——[The heifer is sitting on the electric blanket—it’s awesome! 】

…

Another field cannon was pushed out of the river by Su Yun.

actually.

He himself knew it.

It starts from the moment you touch the field cannon.

Detailed information comes to mind.

[Name: Type 38 150mm field howitzer! 】

[Compatible types of ammunition: grenades, arson bombs, chemical bombs, armor-piercing bombs! 】

[Maximum range: 5890m! 】

【……】

[Current situation: Severe battle damage, unusable, no danger! 】

good!

Su Yun was speechless for a while.

I deserve this bad luck today!

Another field grenade cannon emerges from the water...

Su Yun laughed.

Waved at Officer Hong: "Officer Hong."

"I really went out there to fish."

"Accidentally... I touched a cannon..."

"Originally I didn't want to push it out."

"But when I think about it, it's so lonely..."

"Isn't it popular in China to come in pairs?"

"My mother always said that it is good luck to stay in pairs..."

Officer Hong: "..."

If possible, he now wanted to give Su Yun a brain-destroying blow.

This kid...

Listen, is it human language?

Because a cannon is too lonely, why don't you push another one out of the river for me?

Make a couple? !

Why don't you get two pairs together?

Why don't you go to heaven?

Xu Tianlong patted Officer Hong on the shoulder.

I'm afraid that the latter will do something irrational...

"Lao Hong, we are the police."

"Can't make mistakes..."

"Brother Su Yun also has good intentions."

"Young people, we must learn to educate."

It's rare that Xu Tianlong, who has a tough guy image, can be so gentle.

Su Yun scratched his head and came out of the river.

Borrowed dagger, grass carp sashimi platter...

"Officer Hong."

"You worked hard."

"Would you like some?"

Officer Hong rolled his eyes: "..."

Nothing to say.

He immediately sent someone to call the relevant person in charge of the technical department.

Eight people.

Heavily armed, he watched helplessly as another field cannon lay dry on the river bank.

The technical section captain was confused.

Looking at Su Yun squatting on the ground and feasting.

His head was full of black lines: What? You have a hard time with me today, right?

First of all, I am a tester.

Secondly, I didn’t mess with anyone, right?

"Can anyone explain to me why?"

Precision instruments were used to search the place no less than five times.

What the heck, he didn't even hit a cannon.

The results of it.

I turned around and went back, but was called over again without taking a sip of water.

The captain of the technical section was numb.

The heavily armed soldiers behind him.

His face was full of exhaustion: "Captain, can I call the police?"

Really, sometimes the police are helpless...

There is no way to get through the day.

Training is in vain.

High-precision instruments should be smashed and sold for scrap!

This is so outrageous!

Damn it, are high-precision instruments really not as good as your ruthless iron hands?

At this moment.

Officer Hong understands the technical section captain better than anyone else.

"Don't be discouraged. Think of a solution."

"I'll report to Director Chen..."

Jingle Bell!

As soon as we got off the Ring Expressway, Bureau Chen's phone rang.

At first glance, it belonged to Lao Hong again.

"Hello, Lao Hong?"

"What's going on?"

Director Chen's voice was trembling, he must be anxious.

Officer Hong didn't want to say it at first.

However, I couldn't bear the thought of another field cannon coming out of the water...

They need a backbone to control the situation.

There was a brief silence.

Officer Hong said bluntly: "Bureau Chen."

"Just a minute ago."

"Another field cannon comes out of the wild river!"

Director Chen:? ? ?

Deputy Director Zhang:? ? ?

Another field cannon released?

"Holy shit..."

Deputy Director Zhang stood aside and couldn't help but curse.

What the hell, are you joking?

What does it mean to release another field cannon?

You think field artillery is just fried meatballs...

One after another comes out...

Watching helplessly.

Chen Jing's face turned red.

"Okay, okay..."

"Lao Hong, don't worry."

"Don't panic..."

Officer Hong smiled bitterly: "Director, I'm fine."

"I'm afraid your heart won't be able to bear it."

Bureau Chen: "What can't I stand?"

"I haven't seen such big winds and waves!?"

"Lao Hong, do you think I am a small-minded person?"

"Open up the situation!"

"It's just another field cannon."

"If you have the ability, ask him to fish out an arsenal for me!"

"As long as he dares to fish, I will apply for a third-class merit award for him!"

"Don't stop me, let Brother Su Yun do it!"

"Can that brat of his still be able to stand up to the sky?"

Officer Hong: "..."

It seems that the director has chosen to mess up.

Whatever.

Do you believe that Brother Su Yun will not go into the river again?

"Bureau Chen, don't worry."

"Brother Su Yun..."

Plop!

Before he finished speaking, water splashed on the river surface.

A familiar figure jumped into the river.

etc……

The smile on Officer Hong's face was completely frozen.

He was completely dumbfounded.

Raising his voice.

Poyin roared: "Why did you jump in again?"

"Wang Fan!"

"You damn fat man!"

"Didn't I tell you to be optimistic about Su Yun?"

"Why did he jump down again!?"

Wang Fan swallowed the grass carp sashimi in one gulp.

The little fat man put his hand on his butt and wiped it...

"Officer Hong."

“Not enough sashimi... not full. ”

"My brother said he would go down and get some more."