I asked you to play the dungeon, but you are here to raise the BOSS?

Chapter 47 Loopholes in bribery

The Thatched Hall of the Mountain Village

Huang Shang came to learn from his master early in the morning. Although he spent four hours practicing martial arts, it was only noon now, which was considered a proper meal time.

The group sat down one after another, and Wu Song sat in the fourth seat.

According to Lin Xuan's calculation that his sworn brother was roughly equal to his elder brother, Wu Dalang and Song Jiang were of equal status, and sat side by side above Wu Song.

Huang Shang, as a mountain village master, sat below Lin Xuan.

While eating and drinking, he silently observed the situation.

Just now, he was in a state of enlightenment, and followed Lin Xuan and others back to the thatched hall in a daze, and he had no idea what happened.

This state is quite strange...

At first glance, it was almost like sleepwalking.

This made Huang Shang a little alert, and he felt that he should restrain himself and not be in a state of enlightenment for a long time.

At least, the food should be eaten well.

If he got stuck by a fish bone in a daze, he might die.

"By the way, Wu Erlang, why did you fight with Master Lu before?"

Lin Xuan smiled: "With your temperament, you shouldn't be so impatient."

"...I was indeed rash before."

Wu Song was ashamed: "But the guards on my mountain are really too annoying."

"Oh? What happened?"

Lin Xuan was stunned: "Did they offend you by being rude?"

"Maybe not rude..."

Wu Song glanced at Wu Dalang and hesitated to speak.

"Let me tell you."

"They saw that I was short, so they said that Lin Engong had set a rule that children don't have to pay a head fee to cross the mountain."

"Then they measured my height and let me go directly."

Wu Dalang chuckled: "I actually think this rule is good, but my second brother was very angry and beat up those brothers, which caused this master to take action."

"Originally, I was going to be patient for the sake of my two brothers."

"But those minions acted too irritatingly and said to me, 'You look so mature.'"

Wu Song clenched his fists: "They insulted my brother many times, so I took action to teach them a lesson."

"... There is such a thing?"

Huang Rong was afraid that she would laugh out loud accidentally, so she quickly tightened her face: "In this case, this matter is indeed not Wu Erlang's fault."

For the sake of convenience, the rule she and Lin Xuan made was to set the standard for children according to height.

People under 1.3 meters can pass for free.

People over 1.3 meters are considered adults and need to leave some money to buy their way through.

There is no half-price ticket for children.

Huang Rong originally felt that she was very ruthless and had a guilty conscience.

But unexpectedly, she still forgot to consider the bug character Wu Dalang, which resulted in a small loophole.

"So that's how it is. I thought you, a reckless man, were looking for trouble, so I took action."

Lu Zhishen laughed: "If I had known that you would stand up for my brother, this wouldn't have happened."

"Master, please save your breath..."

Huang Rong sighed: "Don't you feel guilty when you say others are reckless?"

"What's there to feel guilty about?"

Lu Zhishen scratched his head: "Even if I act recklessly, it doesn't mean that others are also reckless?"

"...Okay."

"I have heard that Master Lu is straightforward and has great martial arts skills. I have always admired him."

Wu Song clasped his fist and took the initiative to show his goodwill: "Today, Master and I have become acquainted."

"Hahaha, you are right Well, I have heard the name of Wu Erlang from my two brothers. He is indeed a hero. "

Lu Zhishen said with a smile: "Since they are a bunch of birds who don't speak human language, I will accompany you to beat them up again later."

"...No need, no need."

Wu Dalang waved his hands repeatedly: "I am not angry myself. Now that my second brother has beaten me, I should not be angry anymore. Let's just forget it."

"Brother is not angry."

Wu Song was open-minded and smiled: "Today I have let out my anger and have another brother who can eat, drink and fight together. It's really refreshing!"

"That's the truth!"

Lu Zhishen was overjoyed and hugged Wu Song with his arms.

"It's really a friendship between men..."

Lin Xuan felt a little touched, shook his head slightly, and laughed.

In Water Margin, the relationship between Lin Chong, Lu Zhishen and Wu Song can indeed be regarded as the strongest.

After conquering Fang La, Lu Zhishen and Wu Song resigned from their official positions and stayed in Liuhe Temple.

Suddenly one day, the tide came on the Qiantang River, and Lu Zhishen had an epiphany, and passed away in a sitting position with laughter.

At that time, Lin Chong was paralyzed by the wind, and no medicine could cure him. He was seriously ill and had to stay in Liuhe Temple and let Wu Song take care of him.

Half a year later, Lin Chong died of illness.

Wu Song guarded the graves of his two sworn brothers alone, spent half his life in a mess, and died at the age of eighty.

Although this ending is a bit sad, it is in line with their personalities.

As for saying that Lin Chong sold Lu Zhishen unintentionally, but Lu Zhishen always felt resentful and never had a good face towards Lin Chong...

It actually underestimated Lu Zhishen.

Master Lu, if you want to beat him, beat him, if you want to kill him, kill him, how could it be so unpleasant?

"Master is right, these two men are really... so happy."

Huang Shang was excited watching from the side, and couldn't help drinking half a glass of wine, praising with a smile.

After he passed the imperial examination and became the top scholar, he had a prosperous career and rose to prominence.

But after seeing the intrigues in the officialdom and the smooth-talking of scholars and literati...

This kind of simple and rough congeniality between men made him yearn for it even more.

After three rounds of drinking, Wu Song and Lu Zhishen chatted more and more happily, as if no one was around.

Huang Rong probably thought of her deceased mother and was in a bad mood.

She drank silently, her face flushed.

At this time, Song Jiang's ability was revealed.

Lin Xuan found that this guy could actually drink and eat meat while chatting and laughing with Wu Dalang.

After eavesdropping on a few sentences, he found that the two were still discussing how to make pancakes...

Song Jiang was really unambiguous, and he helped Wu Dalang to make a thing similar to Roujiamo.

It was really awesome!

"What is Song Yashi's plan for coming here this time?"

Lin Xuan waited for a while and found that Song Jiang had finally ended the topic with Wu Dalang, so he took the initiative to stand up and toast Song Jiang.

After all, he was a guest, and it was a bit unreasonable to be too cold.

"I dare not hide anything from you, Big Leader. I know a singing girl named Yan Poxi. She is vicious. She caught me in a relationship with the Liangshan heroes and made things difficult for me."

"I had no choice but to kill her and wander around the world."

"Recently, a letter came from home saying that Hua Rong, the little Li Guang of Qingfeng Village, knew about this. He always sent me letters and asked me to stay in the village."

Song Jiang was very humble and bent down to clink his wine glass with Lin Xuan: "I happened to meet the brothers of the Wu family on the way. They sent me to the treasure land and met several heroes."

To be honest, Song Jiang was also very desperate.

Along the way, whenever he chatted with Wu Dalang, he would talk about steamed cakes in a few words.

To the extent that Song Jiang had some PTSD about steamed cakes...

If possible, he would also like to talk about something else.

"It turns out that Song Yashi is a close friend of Huazhizhai. Huazhizhai has also contributed a lot to our occupation of this mountain stronghold, so he is not an outsider."

Lin Xuan nodded and said with a smile: "If Song Yashi does not mind, he may stay here for a few days, so that we can also do our best to be a good host. We will also send someone to notify Huazhizhai to come and meet him."

"Big Dragon Head is too polite..."

Song Jiang hesitated: "I really miss Huazhizhai, please allow me to go to Qingfengzhai first, and we will meet again in the future."

Here, eating and drinking for free, life is indeed quite comfortable.

But Song Jiang's status in the world is not just about eating and drinking...

At least he should be in front of people and surrounded by people, right?

But this Qingfeng Mountain is outrageous.

These three heads are fine...

Even the old man sitting at the bottom with a poor face looked indifferent to him.

Why!

I, Hu Baoyi from Shandong, have only been away from the martial arts world for a few months. How can I be so shameless?

Song Jiang thought that it shouldn't be so outrageous.

It's probably because the Feng Shui of this place is weird and it doesn't match my fate...