I asked you to write about the Republic of China, and you wrote about a zombie Taoist priest?

Ren Tingting picked up the black coffee, took a sip, then took a sip of milk, picked some sugar with a spoon, put it into her mouth, mixed it, and then swallowed it.

After Wencai saw this, he immediately followed suit.

Uncle Jiu also followed suit. As soon as he picked up the black coffee and took a sip, Master Ren walked back.

He asked in surprise:"Uncle Jiu, do you like drinking pure coffee?"

"Well, I like drinking straight coffee."

Uncle Jiu felt bitter in his mouth, but he still pretended to say it.

At this time, Ren Tingting on the side said proudly:"Dad, let me add milk for you."

With that said, he picked up the milk and poured it into the black coffee, then added sugar and stirred evenly.

Seeing this, Wencai and Uncle Jiu were stunned.

Is this how to drink it?

Master Ren picked up the coffee, He motioned to Uncle Jiu and said,"Come and drink.""

"OK, drink."

Uncle Jiu could only pretend to be calm, picked up the black coffee and took a sip.

Seeing this, Ren Tingting smiled and then said:"Dad, I'm going to buy some rouge gouache.

Master Ren nodded and said,"Go ahead, I'll find you later.""

After Ren Tingting left, the waiter came up with egg tarts.

Master Ren stretched out his hand and said,"Come and eat, you're welcome."

"I'll come, I'll come."

Wencai smiled and was the first to pick up the egg tart.

"So unruly!"

Uncle Jiu glared at him, then picked up the egg tart, looked at Master Ren with a smile, and asked:"Master Ren, how many spoons of sugar do you want to add? After hearing this, Master Ren immediately smiled and waved his hands and said,"No, no, no."

Uncle Jiu said:"If you like to eat pure egg tarts, then I will do it myself.""

As he said that, he added a spoonful of sugar and put it on top of the egg tart, and even poured a little milk.

The master and apprentice took a bite at the same time.

After entering the mouth, their faces changed.

"Master, it’s so sweet."

Wen Cai whispered.

Uncle Jiu endured and said:"Eat it as candy."

Writing this, Su Yu stopped typing on the keyboard and drank the happy water again.

The audience in the auditorium was already laughing, and the entire hall was filled with laughter.

Live broadcast Countless spectators in the room were laughing their heads off.

"Only drink pure coffee for coffee, don’t eat pure egg tarts, add sugar! 666!"

"Hahaha! When I saw that sugar and milk were required when drinking coffee, I thought they also needed it when eating egg tarts. The contrast made me laugh to death!"

"This plot written by Su Yu is really funny. Is this really a horror script?"

"I declare that this is definitely the funniest plot in this Golden Pen Creation Competition, bar none!"

"I only drink pure coffee for coffee, and I have to eat egg tarts with sugar and milk. Who else can eat this arrogant way?"

Not only the audience, but also the three judges were all amused.

Cheng Sicheng said:"It's really interesting. Most people don't think of using such simple props and information gaps to create humorous plots."

"Su Yu seemed to have written this hilarious scene without thinking too much. He is really capable. Hong

Jinbao also laughed and said:"If this kind of plot was made into a live-action movie, I don't know how many viewers would laugh.""

On the stage, Xiao Sa smiled and said:"I estimate that this segment created by Su Yu will probably form a meme on the Internet. In the future, when drinking pure coffee and eating egg tarts, this segment will be made fun of."

Jin Yong said with a smile at this time:"Actually, I feel that Su Yu's funny scene is secondary. What he really wants to express is the connotation."

"He is using this kind of plot to satirize those who don't know how to pretend to understand. There is a certain metaphor."

"And at the same time, it can also form a funny plot, which makes the characters of the master and apprentice fuller again, which is very skillful."

He gave a high evaluation.

In the room, Su Yu rubbed his head.

Then he ate something.

Five minutes later, he sat at the table, ready to continue writing.

Rouge Shop.

Qiu Sheng was wearing a white shirt and a gray suit. A vest and trousers.

The aunt said:"I'm going to buy groceries. A girl from Yihongyuan across the street will come to buy things in a while. Don't bully her just because she's a prostitute." After Qiu

Sheng heard this, he immediately smiled and said,"Okay, aunt, I understand. You can go buy groceries.""

"Just 30% extra for prostitutes, I know what to do."

After watching his aunt walk away, Qiu Sheng glanced at the street outside through the glass.

He saw that the street was very lively with people coming and going, vendors selling various things.

At this time, Ren Tingting came out of the teahouse and was asking around. Where is the rouge and gouache shop?

By coincidence, I asked my aunt who had just walked out.

And this scene was immediately noticed by Qiu Sheng

"Isn't it, such a beautiful prostitute?"

"If only it were my wife, what a shame."

Qiu Sheng shook his head and walked to the counter.

Not long after, Ren Tingting, who had inquired about the location, walked into the store.

Qiu Sheng stood at the counter, holding his chin with one hand and said,"Young lady, you can take a look. My aunt told me that you can Come.

Ren Tingting asked in confusion:"Who is your aunt?" Qiu Sheng said:"

The one who was talking to you outside just now"

"Oh, I asked her where she could buy rouge and gouache. I didn’t know her."

Ren Tingting said truthfully.

Qiu Sheng, who was bending down to pick up the rouge and gouache, immediately snorted:"Are you still pretending?"

Get up and smile, handing the rouge and gouache to Ren Tingting.

"Forget it if you don’t know my aunt, try this good one."

After Ren Tingting took it, she smeared the rouge on her hands and looked at it.

Qiu Sheng asked curiously:"When did you start doing it?"

"You mean to learn this?"

Ren Tingting thought Qiu Sheng was talking about learning to apply rouge and gouache.

But Qiu Sheng said subconsciously:"Learning and doing are the same thing."

Ren Tingting said with a smile:"My mother has been teaching me since I was twelve years old."

"What, your mother taught you?"

Qiu Sheng's expression changed, he was simply shocked.

"puff!"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"Your mother taught you this!"

"No, no, no, I'm laughing like crazy!"

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