After hearing this, both Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai's expressions changed.
Soon, the priest ordered someone to move Brother Wang's body onto the white cloth table.
Around him were candles.
The priest was standing next to him at this time
"Lord, please graciously guide our prayers and give us faith in the resurrection of your Son from the dead."
At the same time, Uncle Jiu was also in his dojo, setting up an altar to practice
"The world has moved!"
……
"Lord, I want to lose none of the things He has entrusted to me, and I will resurrect them at the last day."
"Come, ye who are subjugated by our Lord"
"In the name of the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit, Amen!"
"Please ease the pain in my heart."
But they didn't notice that the body lying on the table moved at this time.
On the other side, Uncle Jiu finished the practice and checked the results.
"They must have been defeated!"
Uncle Jiu knew that what the priest did to Brother Wang must have failed.
At the same time, in the church, Brother Wang's body lying on the table began to tremble.
Both Uncle Jiu and the priest were exerting force at the same time. , trying to control the vampire.
But not long after, Monk Wang, who was lying on the table, suddenly opened his eyes.
Two sharp fangs had grown out of the corners of his mouth.
A head with incredible He turned around and stared at the priest behind him.
"Save souls from Satan!"
"Save souls from Satan!"
The anti-priest was holding a Bible and kept shouting.
The next moment, he took the shelf and wanted to press it on Brother Wang's forehead.
However, Brother Wang's whole body flew up directly.
On the spot, the other monks They were all shocked and backed away.
Monk Wang, who flew into the air, spit out a mouthful of thick liquid in the face of the priest.
The priest was so frightened that he stepped back and was supported by the monk.
On the other side, Uncle Jiu was still doing the trick. The small sky lantern he sent out entered the church and touched the vampire's body.
The vampire suddenly felt like it was struck by lightning, and its whole body fell down.
At the same time, the priest shouted loudly:"Please give me strength!""
The next moment, Brother Wang's body fell on the table, and Uncle Jiu's props also fell aside. No one noticed. In
Uncle Jiu's dojo, after feeling that Brother Wang was not moving, Wen Cai immediately said:"Master , I really have you!
Uncle Jiu said:"How can I become your master in just a few seconds?""
On the other side, in the church, looking at Brother Wang lying motionless on the table, Sheng Sheng slowly walked forward and placed the cross and Bible on his back.
"Father, finally subdued him!"
The monks on the side said.
They thought it was just what they said, just recite a few sentences, but they didn't know that it was Uncle Jiu's doing.
An accident seemed to be over...
On the other side, Qiu Shengwencai fell asleep. Jiu Shu did it. At this time, Uncle put on a black suit and even covered his face. He came to Qiu Sheng's bed and patted him twice to wake him up.
When Qiu Sheng opened his eyes and was about to speak, Qiu Sheng's face turned pale. Suddenly, he kicked Uncle Jiu directly.
Where did the man in black come from ?
Uncle Jiu was caught off guard and kicked to the ground.
Before he could react, Qiu Sheng caught up with him again and attacked Uncle Jiu. Just as Uncle Jiu was about to take off his mask, he was kicked away again.
Just when Qiu Sheng fiercely took out something and wanted to hit Uncle Jiu, Uncle Jiu immediately took off his mask and revealed his face.
This time, Only then did Qiu Sheng realize that it was Uncle Jiu.
"Master?"
Qiu Sheng was surprised and hurriedly supported Uncle Jiu.
"Well played!"
Uncle Jiu said at this time
"You didn't even recognize me, which means I must have succeeded in pretending.
Qiu Sheng asked doubtfully:"Why are you dressing up like this?"
Uncle Jiu said:"Let's go steal the body together!""
Writing this, Su Yu took a short rest and rubbed his somewhat weak wrist.
……
In the church, Uncle Jiu and Qiu Sheng arrived.
At this time, there was no one in the hall.
In the middle, there was the body of Brother Wang covered with white cloth.
Qiu Sheng directly lifted the white cloth and prepared to take action.
Uncle Jiu immediately glared and said:"Do you want to burn the church down if you start here?"
Qiu Sheng asked:"What should we do?"
"move out!"
So, Qiu Sheng carried the body, and the two of them came outside.
They placed Brother Wang's body on the ground and brought some branches.
Then Uncle Jiu took out the talisman, lit the stolen fire, and threw it on Brother Wang's body.
The next moment, the flame burned slowly.
However, at this moment, a person suddenly appeared from the side, holding a basin of water and poured it on the flame.
"What are you doing, trying to set fire to the church?"
"Qiu Sheng!"
Uncle Jiu shouted.
Qiu Sheng immediately took action and controlled the monk.
Uncle Jiu said:"Don't stop us from burning the corpse."
"Father!"
Just when the monk was about to scream, Qiu Sheng covered his mouth.
Immediately, Uncle Jiu protected the flames again and wanted to continue burning the corpse.
But just as he squatted down, a large basin of cold water was suddenly poured behind him, which shocked him. a jump
"Do you set fire?"
The priest's voice came from behind.
Uncle Jiu stood up immediately and stopped the priest from walking forward.
Seeing the body being burned little by little, Uncle Jiu let go.
But in the cold weather, Uncle Jiu I was splashed with cold water and started to sneeze.
……
"Drive away corpses in Xiangxi and avoid strangers!"
Outside the town, the corpse drivers were still on their way.
On the other side, Uncle Jiu and Qiu Sheng had returned home. Uncle Jiu was on the bed at this time, covering his head with a white cloth. He obviously had a cold.
"Master, it’s time to eat noodles."
Wen Cai came over with a bowl of noodles at this time.
After Uncle Jiu took it, he started to eat.
Qiu Sheng walked out with the urine can that Master just had.
As soon as he went out, he didn't see anyone in front of him, so he poured it On someone's body.
When he looked up, he saw that it was the priest.
At this time, Qiu Sheng said slightly embarrassed:"Father, I'm sorry. The priest calmly pulled up his urine-stained clothes, smelled it and said,"If I didn't guess, your master's excrement told me that he had a bad cold, and I came to see him." Qiu Sheng said:"
Please come inside, please come inside.""
So, the priest led the monk into the room.
Uncle Jiu also got dressed at this time and walked into the hall with a white cloth tied around his head.
"Come on, come on, sit down, sit down. The priest quickly stood up and helped Uncle Jiu sit down.
Uncle Jiu immediately sat on the chair, crossed his arms and said,"Is this my home or yours?""
"It’s all the same."
The priest said with a smile.
Then he took a backpack from the monk's hand and put it on the table.
Uncle Jiu said doubtfully:"What are you doing?"(To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
The priest said:"I will treat you."
"see a doctor? Do I look sick?"
Uncle Jiu stood up and said harshly.
After hearing this, the priest glanced at the white cloth tied on Uncle Jiu's head. Uncle Jiu suddenly felt a little embarrassed.
He stretched out his hand and took off the white cloth.
The priest smiled and said at this time:"There is a saying in Jiuzhou called , disease from simple Chinese medicine"
"Although the cold is a very common disease, if the cold is severe, it can turn into pneumonia."
"If pneumonia is severe, it can be fatal.
Hearing this, Uncle Jiu suddenly realized and said,"Oh!""
"So you came here specially to curse me to death?"
"No no no!"
The priest waved his hand quickly.
On the side, Wencai said:"Master, the priest is here to help you."
"No need!"
Jiu Shu said[]
Wencai continued:"Master, just let us open our eyes."
"I have never seen how foreigners treat people.
Uncle Jiu glared and shouted,"Are you using Master as a test subject?"
Then, he looked at the priest and said,"You old boy, I really belong to you!"
At this time, the priest took out a syringe and said,"I will give you an injection first to control the condition.""
"Then take an aspirin and get some sleep."
Uncle Jiu said:"You two have heard it. Not only did he want to prick me with a needle, he also wanted to kill me."
"Thank you for coming to visit me."
"But you don’t need to see a doctor. Is there any disease that I can’t see myself?
The priest said with a smile:"Don't be so harsh, believe me.""
"I believe you? I believe you will die quickly!"
"Get the guy!"
So, Uncle Jiu started to practice the altar.
He burned the talisman paper into ashes, then rooted it in a bowl with grass, mixed it with the talisman water, and drank it himself. The priests and monks on the side looked at it for a while. Then they were stunned.
, the two people left with expressions of disbelief.
After watching the two people leave, Wen Cai immediately said:"Master, why didn't you teach me this trick? After hearing this
, Uncle Jiu frowned and said,"I was bluffing him.���Get some water!"
Seeing this, the audience couldn't help but laugh.
"In fact, it’s not that Uncle Jiu can’t accept new things, he just doesn’t want to get too entangled with this priest!"
"That's right, it's just because I don't want the church to reopen and it makes these foreigners unhappy!"
The audience saw it very clearly and knew what Su Yu meant.
……
On the other side, Xiangxi drove corpses and entered the town.
"The sky is bright and the earth is bright! Exorcism in Xiangxi! Avoid strangers!"
In the town, the exorcists were walking with the zombies jumping up and down.
Upstairs in a courtyard she was passing by, Annie opened the window and looked down curiously.
One of the zombies was revealed at this time. With a lewd smile, he looked at Anne upstairs.
"Stop poking fun!"
The exorcists immediately pulled the zombies away.
But Annie had never seen such a battle before and was very curious.
After watching it for a while, she closed the window
……
The mayor's home.
The mayor's son was sitting on the sofa with his legs crossed on the table and said with a smile:"Daddy, if everything goes well this time, we can make a fortune from this in the future!"
"As soon as the church opened, that old guy Uncle Jiu, even if he couldn't be driven away, his prestige was completely gone!"
"No matter what he says in the future, no one will believe it.
Opposite him, the mayor was eating noodles and garlic. He just laughed at what his son said. The mayor's son continued:"I didn't expect it to be so easy.""
The next moment, the man who had driven away the corpses pushed open the door and walked in. He looked at the mayor and said,"Mayor, I have already collected that batch of goods.……"
"Shh!"
The mayor quickly told him to keep his voice down.
Only then did the exorcist see the mayor's son in the room, so he walked to the table and sat down, looked at the mayor and asked:"Who is he?"
The mayor's son said directly:"I am his son!"
After hearing this, the corpse driver finally came to his senses and said with a smile:"Then if you say 727 like this, everyone is one of our own!"
"Mayor, no matter how I begged you before, you just refused to agree."
"Why did you suddenly change your mind this time?"
Hearing this, the mayor's son said:"These are all my ideas. The purpose of your coming is to get money, right?"
"Daddy, tell him what I say."
Writing this, the audience was surprised.
How come this corpse chaser doesn't seem to be a pure corpse chaser, but he is also doing business in partnership with the mayor's son, and it doesn't seem to be a good business?
And this mayor is really a Useless thing, you listen to your son in everything!
……
The mayor took a bite of garlic at this time, opened his mouth and said,"What do you mean?"
The corpse driver suddenly felt disgusted and said,"I mean, I have already delivered the goods to you, and my brothers are waiting for the money. Use it!"
"oops!"
"We have already given you a lot of convenience. If you consider it cheaper, how about 20% off?"
As the mayor spoke, a strong smell of garlic made the corpse driver turn his head quickly.
The corpse driver got up, walked outside the house, and said:"What people are most afraid of is not knowing that they have bad breath!"
On the other side, Wencai was in the house and decorated the room to look very novel.
Moreover, he turned off the lights and placed a red candle on the table.
There were tableware for eating Western food.
"It is a great honor to invite you to have dinner with me tonight."
Wencai said with a smile at this time
"Since the last time I met you in the teahouse, your shadow has been deeply imprinted in my mind."
Wen Cai confessed affectionately at this time and drank the wine in his hand.
Looking at the opposite side of him, there was no one except a wooden stake.
At this moment, there was a sound of pushing the door outside..
Wencai was immediately startled and quickly collected all the things around him.
Then, he took off his shirt and walked out in a pair of pajamas. He pretended to have just woken up and said:"Who is here, in the middle of the night?" Knocking on the door, it’s really noisy."
After opening the door, it suddenly closed.
"is her?!"
Wen Cai hurriedly ran back and put on his clothes.
The next moment he opened the door, he saw Annie outside the door.
"Miss Anne, what brought you here?"
Wen Cai asked
"Are you coming to find me?
After hearing this, Anne asked:"You want me to stand here and talk to you?""
"No, no, no, please this way, please this way!"
Wen Cai invited Annie into the house.
"Please have a seat. Please have a seat.
Annie sat down, then looked at Wen Cai and asked,"Where is your master, Uncle Jiu?"
After hearing this, Wen Cai said,"My master?""
"My master went out drinking. If something happens, tell me the same thing."
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