I became famous for writing ridiculous stories in ancient times

Tian Yuhong had been feeling uneasy for several days.

He was always walking in his spare time, and he couldn't help but come to the peach blossom tree, looking at the fallen flowers on the ground in a daze. Then when he saw interesting things, he would suddenly show a gentle smile. If anyone wears pink clothes and walks by him, he will always take a second look.

After seeing the person clearly, he will show a disappointed expression again.

Although Tian Yuhong had injuries on his head, he was not a fool, so he quickly discovered his favorite girl Bai.

So in the following time, if Tian Yuhong is lucky enough to meet Bai Mei, he will be very happy throughout the day. On the contrary, if you don't meet it, you will be depressed and unable to lift your spirits.

The whole person is worried about gains and losses.

At this time, Bai Mei was also in trouble.

Because his mother, Mrs. Bai, was getting better, she was making plans to find a husband for her daughter.

Mrs. Bai said to her daughter who was holding the veil reluctantly: "Silly boy, how can anyone in my daughter's family not marry?"

"While mother is still able to move, I will choose a good family for you, so that you can explain to your father even if you go underground in the future. Otherwise, how can mother rest assured if you are left alone in the world?"

Bai Mei pursed her lips and said, "Mom, I don't want to get married, and I don't want to go anywhere."

"No, you have to listen to me on this matter!"

Mrs. Bai became unusually tough and invited a matchmaker to come to her house within two days.

As soon as this news spread, Tian Yuhong felt like a bolt from the blue.

He has just understood his feelings, and the girl he likes is about to get married?

So he was so anxious that he didn't even finish a meal properly. After returning to the house, he paced back and forth, tossing and turning all night long without falling asleep.

He spent the whole night thinking, who am I?

Where is my home?

How many people are there in the family? The most important thing is whether he will marry a wife or not?

But after thinking about it, apart from remembering that my surname was Tian and that I should be a scholar, I couldn't remember anything about my family at all. Even though I had a splitting headache thinking about it, I still couldn't think of it at all.

Tian Yuhong thought, if he had a wife at home before he lost his memory, then he and Miss Bai would be destined to have no connection. But if he didn't have a wife before he lost his memory, he could tell Mrs. Bai early tomorrow morning and go home to prepare the betrothal gift.

He considers himself a gentleman and would never eat from the bowl and look at what's in the pot.

He couldn't afford to provoke other women without being sure whether he had a family. What if after getting married to Miss Bai, I find out that I already have a wife, then do I want my savior to be my concubine? Or let your first wife, who may be serving her parents and raising their children at home, be your concubine?

Miss Bai is so kind, so filial, and so bright...

She deserves the best!

Not to mention being a concubine, even a common wife would be disrespectful to her.

But as the saying goes, the most difficult thing to hide in the world is love.

So when a dandy came to the Bai family to propose marriage, and was covetous of Bai Mei's beauty, and followed him to a remote part of the garden with evil intentions, Tian Yuhong, who happened to be nearby, rushed out without hesitation in front of Bai Mei, and then followed him The idle dandies got into a fight!

But because Tian Yuhong had been seriously injured not long ago and was relatively weak, and the playboy was tall and strong, it wasn't long before Tian Yuhong was pressed and beaten, and his head hit a tree and he fainted.

Bai Mei shouted in fright.

The playboy thought that Tian Yuhong had been beaten to death by him, so he was so frightened that he left in a hurry.

So only Tian Yuhong and Bai Mei were left here.

Bai Mei's face was pale and her eyes were filled with tears, "Mr. Tian, ​​Mr. Tian, ​​wake up! Someone is coming, someone is coming -"

Tian Yuhong slowly opened his eyes as if he heard Bai Mei's voice. "Bai, Miss Bai..."

Bai Mei cried with joy, "That's great. It's great that you're okay. Woohoo."

"I'm fine, nothing's wrong with me." Seeing the surprise smile on his sweetheart's face, Tian Yuhong felt that he would be fine soon and nothing would happen to him. If that playboy was still here, he could get up and fight with him again.

After Bai Mei heard this, she suddenly smiled brightly.

Tian Yuhong lost his mind again.

This fight brought more benefits to Tian Yuhong. After lying on the bed and letting the doctor take his pulse, he found that if he thought about the past things again, he would not have a splitting headache, and he could still recall some of them slowly.

"My name is Tian Yuhong. I have parents and a younger sister at home."

"Without a wife, I didn't get married!"

After recalling this key point, Tian Yuhong suddenly sat up in surprise.

At this time, his heart was filled with passion, and he wished that the next day would come soon, so that he could propose marriage to Mrs. Bai.

And when he woke up with black eyes the next day, he was delighted to find that he recalled more. For example, he is actually from Jiangzuo and his family is wealthy. He passed the imperial examination a year ago, and this time he entered Beijing to take the imperial examination.

On the other side, Mrs. Bai was a little worried.

What happened yesterday made her unable to sleep well all night, and she realized more deeply that she must marry off her daughter as soon as possible, otherwise, after her death, her daughter would definitely be eaten alive.

So while she asked people to bring her clothes, she thought about who else in the city had a good son.

Then before she could think about it, she heard someone coming to propose marriage.

It was Mr. Tian who was rescued by his daughter before.

Tian Yuhong stood nervously in front of Mrs. Bai, "Xiaosheng has recovered part of his memory last night and learned that his surname is Tian Yuhong. He is from Jiangzuo. In addition to his parents, he has an eldest sister in his family."

"When I passed by your place on the way to take the exam, my bag was accidentally snatched away by a gangster. Thanks to Miss Bai's kind heart, I saved Xiaosheng." When he said this, his face turned red. "Xiaosheng admires Miss Bai and came here to ask for his hand in marriage." ”

Mrs. Bai subconsciously said: "Have you recovered your memory?"

"Amitabha."

Then she realized that Mr. Tian in front of her was not here to say thank you, but wanted to marry her daughter, so her eyes when she looked at Tian Yuhong suddenly became critical.

"You said you are from Jiangzuo, but have you ever been married?"

Tian Yuhong said categorically: "No, Xiaosheng has never been married, and the family has not chosen a wife for Xiaosheng."

Mrs. Bai was slightly satisfied.

If he is already married at home, then he will have someone beat him out now. But even though he said this, Mrs. Bai still felt that she couldn't take it lightly and had to send someone to find out more.

So she asked again: "Did you just say you were rushing to take the exam?"

Tian Yuhong immediately replied: "Yes, Xiaosheng passed the exam last year and came to Beijing this time for the spring of next year. By the way, when Xiaosheng left home, he took a bookboy with him, but he was not acclimatized and stayed on the way."

Then he told what he could recall.

The more Mrs. Bai listened, the more kind she became.

The Mr. Tian in front of me is only eighteen years old this year, but he has already passed the imperial examination. Needless to say, he is worthy of his own daughter. Moreover, the family population is also simple. According to him, his parents and eldest sister are both kind people, and the eldest sister is already married, which means that if the daughter is married, she only needs to be filial to her parents-in-law.

What's even more rare is that his daughter has saved his life, and he also likes her.

After hearing this, Mrs. Bai was satisfied.

But as a precaution, she still did not relent, but said: "Mr. Tian, ​​it has been a few days since you were injured. Your book boy may have gone home, and your parents also know about your disappearance. Why don't you go first Write a letter to your parents and tell them that you are recuperating in our Bai family and ask them not to worry? "

Tian Yuhong said gratefully: "Thank you, madam, for the tip."

After Tian Yuhong left, Mrs. Bai happily came to her daughter's room.

At this time, Bai Mei had just stood up.

Normally, she would not have gotten up so late. At this time, she must have been up early, and would personally prepare medicine for her mother and accompany her to have breakfast.

But unfortunately, she suffered a fright yesterday, so she fell asleep very late at night, and had several terrible nightmares after falling asleep, so she felt a little sleepy today.

Seeing her mother come in, she cheered up and said, "Mom, why are you here?"

Mrs. Bai looked at her daughter with distress, and became more and more determined to marry her off as soon as possible.

So after chatting with her daughter for a while, she said bluntly, "The young man you rescued before was Mr. Tian who beat that dude away yesterday, and he just proposed marriage to my mother."

"He wants to marry you."

Bai Mei was surprised, "Tian, ​​Mr. Tian?"

"Yes, he is Mr. Tian who works as the accountant in our house." Mrs. Bai said with a joyful smile: "After he left just now, I specially called the housekeeper to inquire about it, and found that Mr. Tian was staying at the house during this period. In our family, we are not only kind to others, but also polite. It is a good home.”

"and……"

She recounted what Tian Yuhong said and said, "This is the situation in his family. Although Jiangzuo is far away from us, Tian Yuhong is indeed a rare person."

"Mom intends to marry you to him, what do you think?"

Tian Yuhong's figure suddenly appeared in Bai Mei's mind, and at the same time, she recalled the figure in last night's nightmare that was always standing in front of her. Although it was not tall, it was very firm.

This made her face turn pale and at the same time, she quickly turned red.

But Bai Mei finally shook her head, "I won't marry, I want to stay with my mother."

After writing this, Fu Wenyu stopped writing.

The script of "Give You Five Thousand Liang, Leave My Son" was limited to 50,000 words, so Fu Wenyu deliberately speeded up the writing process.

So the following 'mother and daughter dispute', 'Bai Mei found Tian Yuhong and refused to marry', 'Mrs. Bai's condition worsened', 'Tian Yuhong promised to stay with Bai Mei at Bai's house and see Mrs. Bai off for the last time', 'Bai Mei was heartbroken and He was going to brush off the episodes where he fell in love with Tian Yuhong during their relationship.

Then fast forward directly to the content of Bai Mei returning to the Tian family with Tian Yuhong.

But before that, he wanted to take the written part to Shopkeeper Zhang and ask him to find out where Sun Xiucai's "Revenge" script was written.

Shopkeeper Zhang was a little surprised when he saw that Fu Wenyu had written the first part in just two days. He hesitantly took the papers, hesitated for a moment and then advised: "Wen Yu, don't be anxious at this time."

"Good words need to be carefully crafted."

"It doesn't matter even if it takes ten days and a half to write. When you made the bet with Sun Xiucai, you didn't say when you would finish writing. And once these contents are printed, they cannot be changed."

Fu Wenyu said he didn't need to change it, "Just print it like this, it'll be fine."

If Sun Xiucai can really write a story that will shock the world and make ghosts and gods cry, then it won’t be too late for him to adjust the subsequent parts later. The advantage of serialization is that it can be adjusted at any time according to market feedback.

Since Fu Wenyu said so, Zhang Manager stopped persuading him.

At the same time, he agreed to Fu Wenyu’s request to “help find out about Sun Xiucai’s progress” and said he would give him a reply in two days.

Similarly, Sun Xiucai also paid attention to Fu Wenyu’s movements.

Sun Xiucai was shocked when he heard that Fu Wenyu not only started writing, but also finished the first two chapters in just two days, and sent them to Liuzhou Tabloid, and they would be printed next time.

“What?”

“How could he be so fast?”

To ask himself, Sun Xiucai felt that he was already very diligent. He used to write a new story every two or three months. Later, he wrote too much and his thoughts were not smooth, but he would write two books a year.

So Fu Wenyu wrote three books the year before last, and only one book, “The Biography of Zhenniang” last year, which Sun Xiucai thought was normal. And he thought that the other party was also in a state of "confused thinking". After all, the poems, songs, words and articles in the storybook are not something that can be written in one go, and they need to be carefully crafted.

But two days have passed, and he still hasn't figured it out.

The other party has already written it?

This made him both surprised and panicked, and he felt like he was going to lose again.

But the shopkeeper Xu sitting opposite him didn't care so much. He said anxiously: "Sun Xiucai, I wonder how your storybook is going? Can it catch up with the next issue of Liuzhou Tabloid?"

Sun Xiucai was unhappy, "How can a storybook be made up?"

"And it was agreed before that we would write "Only envy the mandarin ducks, not the immortals", but in the end, I, Sun, drew "Revenge", which is obviously what Fu Wenyu is better at."

"My "The Story of Two Beauties" is useless!"

It turned out that the shopkeeper Xu of Rongsheng Bookstore saw that Fu Wenyu had not bowed to him for a long time, so he secretly hated him. In addition, Mr. Sun was also jealous that "The Story of Zhenniang" could be popular from Liuzhou to Beijing, while his "The Story of the Green Hairpin" had been reduced to only one show a month. So the two hit it off and decided to teach Fu Wenyu a lesson.

So they carefully planned this "bet".

And they took great pains to influence Mr. Xie, a senior who loved to join in the fun, to ask him to propose the topic "I only envy the mandarin ducks, not the immortals" at the banquet, so that Fu Wenyu could not refuse.

As for "The Story of Two Beauties", it was a new storybook that Mr. Sun had thought of in recent months. He originally planned to write it to avenge his previous shame, which was the theme of talented men and beautiful women that he was best at.

But unfortunately, Mr. Liu intervened, and Mr. Sun was unlucky.

He actually drew "Revenge".

For such an ending, Manager Xu was also helpless.

He didn't know how to write a storybook, but he knew how to sell it, and he deeply understood the principle of "one step slow, every step slow". So when he heard Mr. Sun mention "The Story of Two Beauties", his eyes suddenly lit up.

"Why don't you change the story of "Two Beauties"?"

"Didn't you say that no one has written a story like "Two Beauties"?"

Manager Xu felt that he was right the more he spoke, "Why don't you change some of the content in it and make it 'revenge'?"

"Fu Wenyu's story has 'revenge' in it, which means that everyone loves to read 'revenge' and likes to see good people get good rewards. If that's the case, why not add 'revenge' to "Two Beauties"? Wouldn't it be even better?"

Sun Xiucai seemed to be thinking.