I Become a Staff Officer in the Demon Army, but I Can Only Do Office Work!

Requests for supplies shall be made in formal documents.

A document informing each department/party was sent.

But at the moment of the circulation, it doesn't start all over the army at once. Three months were therefore established as a grace period.

In the meantime, me and Mr. Sophia will be ready as necessary.

The first step is to figure out what supplies are needed on the front line.

"Goblins and orcs are not superior to their magical talents, but instead retain several times as much muscle strength as humans. That's why we're assigned around the Corps of Engineers and Transport."

"Well, there's an image of fighting on the front line, isn't there?"

"Excellent oaks and goblins will fight in the front line unit. But in this day and age, magic warfare is the lord of war, and they have nothing to do with magical talent."

If you want only a few of them, you can smell a simple demon statue, and Mr. Sophia continues.

In battles dominated by witchcraft, their role is small.

It's even worse to put it, but I can't do general affairs because I'm a race that doesn't have very high intelligence. Exactly barbarians.

But I don't have a choice.

The Demon King's Army today is a magic warfare oriented doctrine that focuses on witchcraft, and the Human Army employs a fire warfare oriented doctrine that relies on mechanical power.

There are no gaps where muscle strength interrupts.

But they work hard in plain but extremely important units: convoys and engineers. I can't criticize that for being a barbarian.

No, I think it's really splendid. Believe me.

"What about the other races? There must be beasts and elves, too, right?

"Yes, but I don't know anything professional about it, so I was wondering if I should still ask an expert here."

So I came to where that expert Sophia told me about.

The station where I and Mr. Sophia work is in Negijo the Demon King, Castle the Demon King.

The Demon King's Castle is a wastefully huge castle in the heart of the Demon Capital "Groce Stadt", which also houses the Demon King's Army General Command.

However, there was no place in the Commander-in-Chief of the Demon King's Army where Mr. Sophia told me about the experts.

Close to the courtyard of Demon King's Castle, a department called Demon King's Army Development Bureau is the destination for this visit, where experts are located.

Is it my fault that I have all sorts of bad feelings at a time when I am kind of disconnected from the General Command and Mr. Sophia is not accompanying me?

Besides, as soon as I came in front of the Bureau of Development, I felt so uncomfortable at the door of that room. Because even though the doors are like new, the bills that are written as Bureau of Development are slightly blurred.

"... this is the woman's house."

No, I don't know if it's a woman, but it's not a house.

For now, I don't know why, but knock on the door with burnt marks.

In the mood, Las Boss, in front of the room.

I'd like to save it, but I haven't implemented such an eye-catching feature. So I set myself up...

…………

I haven't heard back. Looks like it's just a door.

But when I put my ear on the door, I can hear voices and noises. When I cruised to see if the noise of the knock was small, or if I should have spoken up, or if I would have gone in without permission.

"- Shit!

"What?"

With a pressing voice, the door opens.

No, should I write the sentence expression more accurately?

With the voice of a pressing woman, the door was blown away.

"Gwwwwwwwwwww!?"

"No, no, no, no!!"

Namsan!

Me and the woman's screams and explosions overlapped and my eardrum was about to tear.

Even so, it is just out of the imagination of a bombing och.

That's why I dress up to take a blast and a woman's body from the front. Whatever it is, man doesn't have the strength to support it, so naturally I fell behind.

"~ ~ ~ ~ ~!"

Poor Akira.

My whole body was slammed to the floor, and the onions were beaten and exploded! I almost did. He hits his head hard, air leaks from his lungs, and shocks run all over his body.

But thanks to that - should I say - there were no noticeable injuries to a woman with cat ears growing from her head and strange hair that blew up with the door.

Most of all, I'm not just happy with it.

"I just... oh, fail again... that one. Who? I mean, human!? That means intelligence (spy)!? duh, what do we do? Once we kill this place, we seal our mouths."

Because this is what's happening. Because I remember a crisis in my life more than a mysterious explosion right now.

Besides, I don't have a good voice because I don't have any air left in my lungs.

We need to squeeze the last force and somehow solve the misunderstanding...

"Wait... I..."

"Hmmm, but even if they broke in this far, it's a liability issue... usually stabbing them to death or killing them with witchcraft, there's proof..."

No, listen to me before you do.

I mean, back off of me.

Is it because you think she's a spy, she's riding against me? I'm not in a condition where my whole body aches and her weight go hand in hand with pleasure or anything before that.

"Oh, I came up with a good thing"

Oh, this is definitely not a good one.

"Heh heh. Let's use the special assassination technique I developed, the magic that accelerates life by 30 million times to let it die naturally! Then bury it in the right place and everything will be solved! Private genius!"

Hey, don't be stupid.

Thirty million times more life expectancy means you're about a year old in a second.

If you're a human, you'll be a grandfather in a minute! Don't. I don't want to be a grandfather in my twenties!

I don't like baldness at this age! I don't like grey hair!

"Here, don't break out! You'll take your magic off if you get busted!

"Decided to ramble...... goffgehoo"

No, you can't. Words don't come out well.

A demonic light began to shine out of a woman's hand, and I realized that my life ended when I was convinced that this was magic.

"What, that?

I didn't stray.

"Startup Failed? No, no, the procedure is normal but ineffective...... why?

Whatever you say, you're the one who made it, so I don't care.

No, speaking of which, Your Majesty said something. Sure......

"Heh, because His Majesty Hell Arche gave me a lifetime freezing ceremony..."

When I said that, she was the one who panicked next time.

"What? Wait a minute!

From her hands came just a light of a different color, nothing demonic. I was impressed by the strange thing about changing the color of light depending on the type of witchcraft, but retreated before.

"Really... in His Majesty's name."

"Well, you know what I mean."

So back off?