I Become a Staff Officer in the Demon Army, but I Can Only Do Office Work!

Good morning, everyone.

Today I would like to come live from Operation II conference room within Demon Castle and Demon Army Command with a simultaneous transworld brain relay.

... I want you to forgive me for wanting to escape reality that way.

Pretending to be making notes and graffiti that you don't get good at in your notebook is what every company animal does.

Think of it as the same.

"That's why you said the starting point of the operation was at the Pierdora position!?"

I don't know how many times already, the Transport Squad Commander and gentle oak, the very gentle oak thing Commander Urko's desperate words.

"No! Operation Executor III, the military command decided to use Fort Luca as the starting point for the offensive at the end of consultations. That's where you get the best of the land."

Sitting opposite Commander Urko to argue is Mr. Oliveira, a pureblood vampire who has been made commander of the Demon King's Army III.

These two have been having a fierce tongue fight since earlier.

It's very good that the debate is incandescent... not necessarily.

Being a human, I can't even make a statement because the argument is going to get even more vexed when I lay down.

There was therefore a barren debate that could not be helped.

This happened, as you all know, with regard to the "small offensive" submitted by the Demon King's Army.

The execution of this "small-scale offensive" was itself judged "possible" to take into account national power, the strength of the Demon King's Army, the performance and maintenance of the equipment, etc.

It became a decision that allowed it to have inclusions because it decided that it was "trying to launch an offensive at a point where the load on the barracks was high".

Specifically...

"You know that Fort Luca, on the hill, you can't dig a well satisfactorily, right? What do we do about replenishing the water!?"

is.

"You can carry it from the rear, as you've always done, right?

"Fort Luca is remote! There are only two well-maintained streets and one has to go over the mountains on the road! And the other one's gonna have to make quite a detour!

Commander Oliveira says it is tactically best to mount an offensive from Fort Luca.

However, as Commander Urko put it, there are concerns on the barracks.

The barracks department, headed by Commander Urko, recommended that the Pierdora position, which is easy to establish and obtain naval support from the supply office, be used as the starting point for the offensive.

Plus, from Fort Luca and the Pierdora position, we can target the same enemy position.

However, there seems to be a tactical drawback that from the Pierdora position to the enemy position is far compared to Fort Luca, and that it is also difficult to gain ground profit.

I'm not that familiar with tactics and stuff like that. As far as I'm concerned, I can't tell what the veracity of Commander Oliveira's words is.

"But you're doing it right now. What's the problem?

"Oh, no problem at the moment. Not so far. Anyway, Fort Luca is a fort reserved for reconnaissance and marching relay points, and given that there are only 500 soldiers to be garrisoned, there's no problem!

"We just got some more soldiers. You got a problem with that?

"What's 'no problem' with the plan to increase it from 500 to 20,000!?"

"It would be your role at the barracks to do something about it!

"It's not the job of the barracks to protect incompetent children, though!

"Say that again, you pig bastard!

"Oh, I'll tell you again, my ears are degenerate, fucking bats!

It's been a long time since I've had this vibe. Although I am not happy at all with the last time.

How can we settle this?

"Mr. Urko, it's getting too hot."

In the meantime, I can deceive Commander Urko, who is furious with his hair.

That's right, Orc, angry faces are just not normal enough for crying kids to pass out. Scary. I almost fainted, too.

"But! Don't be so insulted...!

"We won't go on forever if we deal with each other, so let's keep it down."

"Grunt..."

All emotional theories are preceded by fruitless stories, or fights are not about offense.

Fighting units and barracks are friends at times like this, but they want to get along.

'Cause if you don't, you're gonna get a job.

That's why I have to make some remarks about being human, too.

This is also a job to reduce overtime. It's still better than starting a meeting at nine o'clock at night to reduce overtime.

"Cohon. In the meantime, I've summed up the main points of both sides -"

"Don't talk about food, sit down."

"Mm-hmm. Gorga! Get out of here!

"Lord Akira, calm down!

Whoa. Something happened to me.

There's no way a powerless human being can beat a demonic subhuman just on the table.

A little more rational, without being emotional. Have some coffee and settle down...

"Hmm. If you'd shut up, we would have ravaged our enemies by now. The barracks station and I just added rules that don't make sense, and now we can't keep replenishing them.

It's the end of the world that food controls food at all. "

You didn't break the cup here because I'm a powerless person. If it was an oak, I would have definitely crushed it.

Don't be angry, don't be angry, that's what they think of the kettle.

where:

"It was ravaged, you guys! Come on, man!

And if you get angry, if you don't talk to him, your majesty may petition you. That might weaken our standing and voice... I guess we have that soul guts too.

So be sensible, KOOL.

... Phew. Coffee tastes good and makes me laugh zero.

"Chip."

Then I heard a tongue pounding from the face to face.

Is it against the fact that I didn't ride the provocation? Surrender of the de facto opponent. You win.

"… excuse me, then I'll summarize the main points again"

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"So, how was it?

When I came back to the barracks station, it was surprisingly Eli who asked me first.

This kind of thing is a bit surprising because Sophia and I had a set market.

"The meeting is parallel. There was no objection in itself to saying that we were going on offense, so we prepared two operational plans to be judged by His Majesty the Demon King."

"Operational plan... Chief, can you make it?

"Probably not."

I've never made it before.

Is that a militia executive or a bee's miliota who can plan an offensive against enemy forces in modern Japan?

Unfortunately, I'm not going that far, because I'm a light nerd.

"... what are you going to do?

"We will work with Commander Urko of the Transport Corps and Mr. Gabriel, Director of Wartime Medicine, to develop two 'replenishment plans'. One is the Luca proposal proposed by the combat forces, and one is the Pierdora proposal we proposed."

"Um, could that be..."

"Even if we don't, the battle forces just have to make one plan, and our barracks bureau makes two and it makes us tears. Finally, the battle forces have already developed a plan."

Or because I created it, I was able to play the proposed operation to His Majesty the Hell Arche.

…………

"Or Eli, can you make a plan of operations?

"I can't."

"Shall we work, then?"

"... Yes"

That's why the station bureau went into the task of drawing up two replenishment plans.

Of course, the Luca proposal will still include such disadvantages on the barracks that it makes it easier for the barracks bureau to execute the operation.

Do it. The weather on the road is fragile, the roads are narrow, there are steep points, there are no wells, local productivity is scarce, and there are no entertainment facilities.

Recommend the various disadvantages in the Luca proposal to His Majesty who reads this: "What, the Luca proposal doesn't work at all! gives the impression that

It's cowardly, as you may think, but it's okay, Safe, because combat troops would be doing something similar anyway. And it's all true.

"Eli, by the way"

"What is it?

"... where is Mr. Sophia?

I would like to have a cup of Mr. Sophia's brewed delicious coffee as I begin my work, but I didn't see Mr. Sophia at the heart.

It's unusual not to have her even though it's not a holiday.

I mean, I don't think I've talked to her much in the last few days. We had an administrative conversation, but that's all.

I have no discouragement in my daily life because of it.

"Do you care?

"I'm very concerned...... but if it's for Mr. Sophia's personal reasons, you don't have to tell me"

When I say that, Eli laughs deeply at keeping her mouth shut.

I have no idea what laughter means. Eli is a mysterious woman and it is also fascinating.

"Pfft. Then you can't tell me. It's a very personal situation."

"Mr. Sophia also justifies' personal circumstances'."

I don't remember her taking a break for that reason.

Though I often rested because of unavoidable circumstances, such as catching a cold or not digesting a paid norm.

"I'm not saying you're off, so you think you'll be back soon, right?

"Fine. I don't have a problem treating anything like a holiday. I can't make a supply plan without Mr. Sophia, because I'm not too late for work."

There's Mr. Eli, Mr. Riina, and Mr. Yurier.

"I'm in awe. Well, I'll get you a drink for now. Would you prefer 'coffee not as good as Mr. Sophia made' or 'milk tea I made with confidence in tea'?

I understand very well that what Eli desperately talks about, his eyes and what he does, obviously wants him to choose the latter.

Moreover, it is bruised to highlight parts of the body during milk.

"I'm a coffeemaker, so I'd like some coffee, please."

So politely declined.

To my decision, Eli whispered softly, "Okay..." and made me coffee. Depressing that much...... Now I'll make it tea for you. Straight.

By the way, Eli's brewed coffee wasn't really tasty.

Is Mr. Sophia the best after all?