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The police comrade glanced at it: "It's not quite like, didn't you find that the other party went to the toilet first and then came out to do the question, and he wore a mask and a hat the whole time." "

Professor Chen Shuo also asked: "What are the characteristics of contemporary young people?"

The police officer was noncommittal: "Maybe, maybe he has another reason." "

"So what to do, in this case, how sure are you that your public security organs will find it?"

"I don't know, I can't see my facial features, it's like finding a needle in a haystack, unless the public security system has a backup, I can only say as much as possible!"

Professor Chen Shuo sighed heavily: "Then please." "

"You're welcome. "

Both copied a copy of the video and went back. "

Professor Chen Shuo held the video and watched it on the computer for a while.

The more I looked at it, the more I was surprised.

From reading the question to doing the question, the whole process is only five minutes.

And when he and Allen published this question to the Fields Medal organizing team, the top professors and judges there were stunned that it took a week-long event to solve it.

"Genius, genius, you can't just disappear!"

“......"

The days go by.

It has become an established fact that Yang Fan is a top student.

Yang Fan also slowly became the child of others in the teacher's mouth.

In the third and fifth classes of high school, Yang Fan slept the most.

Once in math class.

The teacher lectures on the podium.

Yang Fan was lying on the table to sleep, while Zhou Gardenia looked at the blackboard for a while, and used his hair to play with Yang Fan's ears for a while.

As long as he saw Yang Fan plucking his ears, Zhou Gardenia couldn't help but laugh.

Halfway through the class, Yang Fan suddenly raised his head and sat up seriously, as soon as the math teacher saw Yang Fan staring at him, he knew that he was wrong, and quickly shouted to the class: "Everyone pay attention, just now I gave you a wrong demonstration, you actually didn't see it, please ask Yang Fan to talk to everyone." "

Thereupon.

Every time the teacher attends a class, regardless of the subject.

Just see Yang Fan look up.

Then the teacher knew that he had said something wrong.

Unlike Yang Fan, Wang Hao, as a scumbag, every time he raised his head, the teacher knew that he should leave class.

Thus, in this top class, "Xue Shen", "Xueba" and "Xue Scum" were also born. "

One language lesson.

Su Ran, a language teacher, was looking at a book on the podium and reading: "The mountains are not high, but the immortals are named!"

At this time, a classmate suddenly shouted: "Teacher, my stomach hurts." "

"Which?" Su Ran looked impatiently towards the classmate, and after finding that it was Yang Fan, the god of learning, his smile immediately flipped one hundred and eighty degrees, and he said with a fawning and caring smile: "Oh, Yang Fan, hurry up and go quickly, it's okay." "

Then Yang Fan ran away with a cigarette.

Su Ran instantly lowered his face and said to the class: "You all be quiet, let's wait for Yang Fan to come back and continue talking." "

Then.

Wang Hao, a student scumbag, raised his hand and said, "Teacher Su." "

"What for?" Su Ran looked at Wang Hao angrily.

Wang Haozhan trembled, "I also want to go to the toilet." "

Su Ran watched him throw the book on the table, and directly started training: "What are you going to do between classes, lazy people have a lot of and urine, there will be half an hour after class soon, hold it for me!"

The class laughed.

Wang Hao: "(oェ'o)"

There was an English class.

English teacher Sun Li stood on the podium, put her hands on the podium, looked at the class with a serious face, and asked: "Yesterday there were two students who did not hand in their homework, which two, stand up." "

Yang Fan and Wang Hao stood up.

The class burst into laughter again.

"Teacher... I... Forgot..."

Before Yang Fan finished speaking, after Sun Li saw that it was Yang Fan, she quickly flipped 360 degrees to reveal her kind smile, stretched out her hand and signaled: "Oh, it's okay Yang Fan, it's okay if you forget to do my homework, you do my homework to some extent to lower your IQ, it's okay, sit down quickly." "

Yang Fan shrugged towards Wang Hao and sat down.

At this time, Sun Li turned her fierce gaze on Wang Hao and shouted, "Wang Hao, where is your homework?"

Wang Hao was nervous: "Teacher, I forgot to bring it." "

Sun Li roared, "Forgot to bring it or didn't write it?"

"I wrote. "

Sun Li glared at him: "I don't know if you wrote or not, pick up the book and stand behind, and call your parents to come to me with homework tomorrow." "

Wang Hao: "(oェ'o)"

One more time.

Yang Fan asked the head teacher Li Qi to approve the leave.

"Teacher, I have something going on at home!"

"Ah?!" Li Qi saw that it was Yang Fan, and immediately burst into the most beautiful smile in the world.

"What's going on?"

"Does it matter?"

"Do you need help from a teacher?"

"You're welcome. "

Li Qi called it a passion.

Yang Fan quickly waved his hand and said, "No need. "

"In this way, the teacher gives you a day off, is one day off enough?"

"Enough is enough. Yang Fan took the fake note and left.

As soon as Yang Fan left on his front foot, Wang Hao entered the office with his back foot.

"Teacher, I also have something at home, and I also want to take a leave. "

"Oh hehe!" Seeing that it was Wang Hao, Li Qi began to open the health kettle, and blew a breath towards the kettle with a look of disdain: "What is wrong with you?"

After speaking, he glanced at Wang Hao.

Wang Hao lied a little in a panic: "My father is sick and hospitalized, I want to see him." "

In the next second, Li Qi called Wang Hao's father...

Wang Hao immediately fled back to the classroom as if running for his life.

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