I Can Resist Most Vicious Beatings

Qin Qin reluctantly left after spending a while in front of the dead emperor.

That kind of unwilling eyes, the heart of the people who looked at it almost melted.

"How is it?" Jiang Du waited until Qin Qin left, his smile on his face slowly became indifferent, and he asked every word.

Zenghuang was silent, he was silent deeply.

He recalled his green years as a dog licker, and looked at Jiang Du now as easy as a chicken.

"Why?" Zombie emperor questioned deep in his soul.

"Because I'm handsome!" Jiang Du directly said his advantage.

"puff!"

A big mouthful of blood came out from Jiang Du's mouth.

"Really!" Zenghuang said seriously.

"What I said is true, I am so handsome!" Jiang Du yelled angrily in his heart.

Who is telling you a joke, isn't I handsome?

I roared in my heart, but the reality still sighed faintly. It was time to teach the pick-up technique.

"Boss Zonghuang, although I don't have much experience, these are all pick-up techniques that I thought about myself, and I hope you can give some guidance!" Jiang Du said with a smile.

First, when I participated in the Wuxian Army test, did this Qin'er take extra care of me?

"But I feel that she hated you at the time!" Zenghuang said puzzledly.

"Don't care if she hates me, think about it, why among so many people, she does not take special care of others, but takes special care of me? On the one hand, it is indeed because I am handsome. I do not deny or deny this. , But the second point, is it because I am special in her heart?" Jiang Du calmly analyzed.

Zonghuang listened carefully to Jiang Du's words.

Can not help but nodded gently.

Indeed, it seems to make sense.

"But that's disgusting!" The Emperor Zombie was still a little confessed.

"Well, let's treat her as disgust, think about it, she hates me and is unhappy with me, then if I chase her, if she disagrees, the two of us will have a complete fight. Let a person who hates me, completely Far away from me, do you say I lost or earned?"

Stiff Emperor...

"Did you earn it?"

Zonghuang nodded.

"Then let's make the second hypothesis. Assuming that she hates me at first, whether it is disgusting or liking, will I leave an impression in her heart at least?"

"Even if it's an impression, but it has a slight advantage over that without any impression?"

"Then you start chasing her, maybe, on the way to chase her, she will understand you better, if she finds that you are not the kind of person she hates, will there be a contrast in her heart, even a kind of Guilt?"

The Emperor Zheng thought carefully about Jiang Du's words, and could not help but nodded slowly.

That said, it seems that it is not unreasonable.

"When you have an impression in your heart, then you will help her do something within your power. If nothing happens, take the initiative to talk to her, so what if you let her know that you are chasing her? She doesn't like you, first Of course I will reject you this time, but girls are generally thin-skinned. Will she basically not embarrass you in the public?"

Continue to flicker...Bah, continue to analyze.

"What if you meet that thick-skinned one?"

Hearing such a question from Zonghuang, Jiang Du couldn't help but sighed long.

"Boss, there are tens of thousands of women in the world. If you basically don't understand this girl, what are you going to chase after others? Since I am going to stalk me, I will naturally find a thin-skinned girl."

"If I don't chase this qin'er, but choose to chase that goose, believe it or not, I just need to stalk, that goose can carry a knife around the world and slash me, do you believe it?"

Stiff Emperor...

"A girl is a sentimental creature. In many cases, what she wants is not how much you do for her, but to enjoy the sense of responsibility you have when doing things for her. This sense of responsibility can give her Bringing a sense of security, this is the root of the heart."

"If the other party has a slight move, then you should start asking someone out to play. The matter of asking someone out is even simpler, because if the other party agrees, then you have succeeded in chasing."

"If the other party disagrees, you're a lip service, and you didn't pay any price."

When it comes to chasing girls, you must have a face, but you must have a thick face!

What is the face must have?

If the other party refuses once, then you don't mention it, but you need to change the topic, because you are indeed a stalker, but you can't be a stalker that is too repetitive.

You asked someone to go out to play, and you said it at one in the afternoon, three in the afternoon, and five in the afternoon.

This is shameless!

The appointment cannot be made surely, and it will even increase disgust.

And what is thick skin?

You make an appointment with someone this afternoon, another Friday next week, and another one next week.

Be sure to find a break for the other person to make an appointment. Others don’t know the parents who study and study every day from Monday to Friday. You make appointments at this time. Are you poisonous?

But what about after school on Friday?

Come early at noon on Sunday?

The same goes for work!

I can't make an appointment, listen to me, withdraw!

Settle for a while to find new goals.

You say that I just like this person, even if she disagrees, I would rather be single than give up on her.

Your dog?

Do you like it? You are greedy for other people's bodies, you just look good at their parents.

You love to die and live, love is heartbreaking, unforgettable.

You are purely farting, living to and fro, and remembering hard that it is the love between each other that only occurs, and that is the accumulation of long-term love.

Your unrequited licking dog told me this, and I was ashamed of you.

The Emperor Zombie listened to Jiang Du's words, recalling his unforgettable years, and couldn't help but feel a strong sense of shame all over his heart.

That said, it makes sense.

Second, a woman, if she refuses you, she is very resolute, and she even looks cold when she sees you.

No contact information, no answer, buy gifts and throw them away.

In this case, Jiang Du doesn't need to talk about it, right?

withdraw!

Stop loss in time, this is what really needs to be done.

Then there was silence for half a month, or less for a while, looking for new goals.

Of course, it’s best not for children to fall in love early. Focusing on schoolwork is a serious matter. College students can try it.

third!

Appear when others encounter difficulties.

It is the easiest to move people's hearts.

How do you say this?

For example, it's raining!

You take a look at the weather, heavy rain, thunderstorms, short-term heavy rain!

But the sky is clear now outside.

So what do you need to do?

Lying in the dormitory to sleep? Lying on the balcony watching the screaming student?

That's so comfortable!

But do you have an object?

Do you have a wife?

When you don't find it in school, you will find that when you start working, you will find that the beautiful ones are all higher than yours.

This is very angry!

So, if you want a girlfriend who can penetrate into someone’s chest when it is cold in winter, you can exercise your waist, so that you can fully release a daughter-in-law who has coordinated endocrine.

Then you can take a shower and put on clean and comfortable clothes before the storm comes.

After the heavy rain, you! give! old! child! Out! go with!

Two locations!

First, the only way to the bathhouse!

Second, the only way for the library!

In the bathhouse, I have just finished taking a shower, I definitely don’t want to get wet, and I still have a bare-faced makeup. If you wear less, people will feel cold...

In the case of a library, a girl who can take the initiative to learn is not worth having?

When others were raining, they smiled and watched the people who were dripping down.

You and the girl share an umbrella, the girl's face is reddish, and there is a breath of youth around her.

Who knows who is cool!

Anyway, after the rain is over, you must be cool!

Fourth, go out and play!

It’s easy to go out to play, but if you go out for the first time, you still have to be careful.

Don't go to a dazzling big shopping mall, but choose a garden with a nice landscape, or climb the mountain and watch the sea.

It's a great world, broad-minded.

It doesn't have to spend so much money.

It's best if the girl hasn't been there, so it's very comfortable.

PS: Write a chapter about people’s perceptions, try the water, comment, don’t write if you don’t like it, you can analyze it slowly if you like it, huh~