I Can See the Experience Value
Chapter 332: [Rampant cheats]
Pervert! !
After hearing He Xiaotian's words, the man was almost frightened.
Not only did they break into the nest of a big villain, they were also mentally ill.
After all, He Daqiangfu's dress and his hammer.
When the two are combined, they look like an extremely abnormal character in their hearts.
"Don't be afraid, I'm very interested in you and won't make heavy moves."
"..."
The remaining invaders, even though they were panicked and the chrysanthemums were tight, they still couldn't help but want to draw He Xiaotian's face to defend his last dignity.
"Don't think about it, I'm just interested in the footwork you just used. After all, uncle, I'm a straight..."
Before he finished speaking, He Xiaotian burst into flames and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
This person slumbered in his heart, and secretly cursed despicable and shameless.
It was really shameless to use words art to distract me and launch a surprise attack.
Perceiving the sound of the wind behind him, the intruder did not dare to neglect, let alone continue to complain.
He flexed his legs and jumped out, so as to quickly escape from the claws of the pajama weirdo.
"Whoo!"
The whole person is happy, like an arrow from the string, and it seems to shrink to an inch, shooting at the plant wall. If you want to leave this, it can be called the devil's back garden.
"Pop!"
The intruder stepped on the solid wall with his feet, and immediately heaved a sigh of relief.
But he knows that this fashion cannot be said to be safe.
The villa area must be evacuated in the shortest time possible.
As a result, just as he was about to jump, an arm was put on his shoulder.
This arm is still holding, a huge monster heavy hammer.
The blood in his whole body was completely cold at that time, and he turned his head to look at with a weeping face.
I saw He Xiaotian's face full of compassion, just like the great virtues and monks in the temple's respect...what a ghost! !
This guy is a terrible lord, can he end well in his hands?
Obviously it is a pervert, you pretend to be the Bodhisattva of Nima.
"Boy, you are still young, why don't you think about it? Stay as a guest, drink tea, and talk to me about your footwork. How beautiful!" This is a beautiful description, but the last half of the sentence is a bit chilling. Up. "Then I will squash you down with one hammer, so that you can die a little bit easier and ascend to bliss early. I will save you in this world and go through hardships."
An ugly intruder: "..."
I have a special sentence about Ma Maipi, I don't know if it should be said or not?
And just when He Xiaotian was educating him with his ‘worry and heart’, a certain husky, who had been shrinking in the corner of the wall, sneaked up to the strange man buried in the ground.
It only thinks that these people, their flesh and blood and aura are so attractive.
It's kind of for the dog...so the wolf can't help it, wanting to swallow it in one bite.
Just thinking of the young ladies in the medical university who gave it snacks, Husky resisted.
But it was a little tempting, so it stuck out its tongue and started licking these guys' faces.
I can't eat it, can't you lick it too much?
Two-legged beasts shouldn't beat me!
Just lick and close your mouth.
"Chuck!" "Chuck!"
What the Husky licked was an excitement, not to mention that it tasted pretty good, it was much more fun than the bone sticks and flying saucers I played yesterday.
The first person to be photographed underground by He Xiaotian woke up leisurely.
After he woke up, he suddenly found that he couldn't move.
It's like being trapped in a box and stuffed with something in your mouth. Why is it so disgusting?
And the muddy smell around is very pungent.
Which seems to be used, the farmers produce their own specialty fertilizers?
He shook his head, trying to push away all the dirt around him.
Then... Then he was very unfortunate, by the bright or pale moonlight.
I saw a white wolf, obviously not an ordinary beast, licking a human head not far away.
"???"
Especially the excitement revealed in the eyes of the beast is simply chilling.
This is really meant to be eaten raw! !
He was so scared that he dared not shake his head in an instant, wishing that the surrounding mud would completely cover him.
If he can, he even wants to indent the center of the earth.
This garden is terrible!
Huqishi was licking and happily, but the corner of his eyes suddenly caught a sight of a human head swaying on the ground.
As a result, its eyes lit up.
Walking on all fours, ran over happily.
The strange man who pretended to be dead and wished to shrink into the heart of the earth, his heart stopped beating for a moment.
He looked at the huskies getting closer and closer, and the ‘blood basin’s mouth,’ and the teeth gleaming with coldness in it.
"Uuuuu..."
I wanted to vent my fear through shouting, but the strange smell burst out of the ‘abnormal items’ in my mouth.
Then he rolled his eyes and fainted straightforwardly.
"!!!"
Husky walked closer and found this person with his eyes closed, just like the others.
The mouth still exudes an inexplicable taste, and it has a keen sense of smell and suddenly loses interest.
In order to cover up the pungent smell, Husky raised one of his hind legs, and a jet of water poured it on his head.
I am so cute and I am liked by many young ladies. What do you mean when you meet and faint and exude an unpleasant smell?
Don't give me Hanmou wolf face, right?
The wall was suspected to be carrying a certain kind of intruder, although he did not agree with He Xiaotian's proposal, but he still bowed his head.
No way, the situation is better than people.
He is not bowing his head now, the heavy hammer in the hands of this pajama pervert, I am afraid that he will be smashed without hesitation!
However, when the two turned around, they happened to see the Husky riding on one person's head peeing.
When it solved the personal hygiene problem, it found another head and chittered happily.
"..."
Encountered by the entrapped intruder, he turned his head cautiously and glanced at He Xiaotian.
You still say it's not a pervert?
Take a look at your dog...wolf, peeing and licking human head again.
After doing it for a long time, your family are not good people! !
"Young man, talk about your details. It's interesting to shrink the ground just now." He Xiaotian ignored the behavior of his stupid dog, as long as he doesn't eat people, everything is easy to say.
Besides, is it normal to like to lick people?
"Big...big guy, me, me...I was...before...purely...purely...yes Burst...burst potential...potential..."
"Don't panic, why are you panic? I won't eat you again, come here, first calm down the guilty conscience. Then tell me without a word what footwork you used before."
Don't panic? At this moment, who can do not panic?
You won't eat me, but you can smash me to death!
It is a pity that he can only hold these words in his heart, and dare not say a word.
Because according to his understanding of the mentally ill, it is best not to try to irritate.
Otherwise, who knows that He Xiaotian will immediately change his face and send him to see his ancestors in the next second?
So, he honestly, after finishing all the books, he explained all the details.
When this guy was young, he was very naughty.
His father often made him stir-fried meat with belts to supplement his nutrition.
Stir-fry three times a day, without stopping.
The belt business in the small shop in the village was the most diligent one his father took care of.
Once he discovered that when he hid in the ancestral hall in the village, he would not be beaten.
He evolved directly from a bear child to gourd.
He almost sleeps in the ancestral hall as a home, and hides in it for twenty-four hours a day.
The ability to cause trouble is evident.
One day, he accidentally knocked over a tablet, and suddenly panicked.
He knows very well that it is just ignorant when it gets smaller, and it is called disrespect to the ancestors when it gets bigger.
Let people know, at least one month I don't want to get out of bed.
Then he quickly picked up the tablet that fell to the ground, but the tablet was unfortunately broken, torn apart, and it was so miserable.
But a small book fell out. When I heard the footsteps outside the worship hall, I had no other choice but to stuff the book into my clothes first.
Next, there is a scene of ‘tragedy in the world’.
While lying in bed, he intends to pass the time by this book.
As a result, they are all obscure ancient seals.
At that time, he burst into tears, crying that the listener was sad, and the listener shed tears.
It made his father unbearable, and secretly asked whether he was too cruel to start.
Then, in order to understand the words in the book, he began to concentrate and study hard.
Not for other reasons, I was beaten up violently, so I got something to gain, right?
Otherwise, wouldn't it be beaten in vain!
When he did this, his father thought it was the effect of a stick.
Since then, this servant has been living in a dire life.
Anything wrong, emmmmmm...
Later, he was promoted to a junior high school student through the village through the Internet ~www.readwn.com~ and began to check the ancient seal on the Internet.
It took a year to finally translate the contents of the booklet.
It's all martial arts, yes, it's martial arts.
He was still young, extremely surprised, and dreamed of becoming a hero one day.
After half a year of practice, the swollen dog dribbled the skin, looking for the little bully in the school.
Then, got a violent beating.
In this regard, he only felt that he could not cultivate at home.
So, go home and study hard.
Continue to find faults and be beaten.
The days are quietly passing away in this kind of life.
"Continue." He Xiaotian urged this person, let alone interesting. The first half is obviously a routine for the protagonist's rise, and the second half is equivalent to hard practice, to pave the way for future pretences.
"No, when I was in the first year of high school, I burned it with a fire, and washed it away with a splash of urine. After three years of beating, I finally became sober." This guy said here with a face. Sorrow.
"??" He Xiaotian was a little uneasy, his eyes gradually became dangerous. "Young man, I am going to burn you now, what do you want to say?"
"Don't don't, sir. Although the book is burned, I keep it all in my head. Otherwise, I wouldn't use footwork as blessed as before." The man was so scared that he was shocked. Hao Xuan did not pee.
Pajamas pervert In his opinion, a properly psychiatric patient, what can't he do in this world?
It looks like it's possible to have a baby!
After all, you can't figure out the thoughts of a person with an abnormal heart.
"Let's talk about it, what's the name of that book?" He Xiaotian asked with squinting eyes. The secret to be able to shrink to an inch is definitely not the "nameless man".
"Hey, the name of this book is pretty rampant, it's called "..."."
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