I Can See the Experience Value
Vol 2 Chapter 571: [Not good, poisonous! 】
Phoenix:"......"
This is true, as long as there is a bit of peanuts, it is not the case.
Lord of the stars, do you know what it means?
How difficult it is to get people on a planet to identify with it!
hunting?
Why don't you fly to the sky, shoulder to shoulder with the sun.
Of course, Nine-headed Bird was still very happy. The "Shit Shoveling Officer" plan that he had not yet launched was actually promoted very unexpectedly.
There is nowhere to be found after breaking through the iron shoes, and it is all effortless.
Keep going, it believes that one day, it will be able to reach the pinnacle of bird life sooner or later.
He lay lazily in the nest made of sycamore wood, and then He Xiaotian presented the beast he just hunted for his enjoyment.
This picture, think about it, is a little bit excited!
He Xiaotian looked at the nine-headed bird and was not happy, but his eyes revealed an expression of joy, secretly asking whether he was a little shameless?
In order to domesticate this bird, just write a bad check to fool the other party, and look at its delightful little eyes. It's a little cruel to think about it!
One person, one bird, each is calculating each other, the concepts are surprisingly consistent.
Yan Fei was dumbfounded. He felt that his life was completely dark.
He even reached the point where he couldn't see his fingers.
Before coming, I was thinking about gaining a strong inheritance, getting rid of the name of waste in one fell swoop, defeating the proud son of heaven, becoming the lord of the sect, marrying the descendants of stars, and embarking on the subversion of life.
In reality, he slapped him severely, almost letting a bird be cooked.
He thought that this native was not as cruel as he had imagined, but then he realized that he was just too naive and pure.
It's been a long time, do you look down on my body at all?
Who do you look down on?
Where am I!
The meat is not fragrant anymore? Don't chew the bones? The cultivation base is too inferior?
If you think about it, they all seem to be in line.
As a result, he fell into deep despair.
Am I not even qualified to let a bird eat it?
In fact, reality has always been cruel.
"Ahem, boy. Have you figured it out?" He Xiaotian asked while standing by the pot with a smile on his face. He tried his best to be kind to himself.
As for things that scared people to pee, he didn't want to happen again.
I congratulate someone on being a gentle, easy-going, kind person, not the same as the bad bird at his feet.
"I figured it out, Master Chief, what do you want me to do?" Yan Fei realized that the reality was different from what he had imagined, and felt that he should stay on the verge of survival.
What if God does not open his eyes and let all illusions come true?
‘Although I am not a big man, Yan Fei knows that he can bend and stretch. Isn't it just being a dog for an indigenous person? What's this, I will bear it.
Until one day, the Dapeng will rise in the same wind and skyrocket for ninety thousand miles! The so-called humiliation is nothing more than the process of God testing me.
What's more, being able to work under the leader of one party must be one step faster than other colleagues. When the time comes, I must be the first to take in the favored son of the sect. ’
I have to say that Yan Fei, the outsider's self-regulation ability, is quite a good beer.
In a few words, do not want to hypnotize yourself.
"Relax, Lao Tzu is not a demon." He Xiaotian nodded and said softly when he heard a satisfactory answer. Then he reached out and picked up the big spoon, picking out the opponent.
"Young man, do you want to be the CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of life?"
Yan Fei was stunned. Who is the CEO? What is Bai Fumei?
"Hehe, you can think of the CEO as the lord of the stars, and Bai Fumi is the most noble woman in a star." Seeing the other person's face in confusion, He Xiaotian persuades.
"think!!"
Yan Fei was so excited, he didn't expect this native to think more than himself.
I just dared to think about it, being a suzerain and marrying a descendant of a star lord.
"As long as you do what I do, you can definitely do it."
"Really?"
"More real than real gold."
He Xiaotian's words seemed to be magical.
For a while, Yan Fei seemed to have become CEO, married Bai Fumi, and embarked on the pinnacle of life.
Nine-headed bird stood by, looking at He Xiaotian warily.
Nima, how long has this passed?
This fellow actually applied the "Mother Characters of the Origin of All Things" to the language, and brought a strong illusion of confusing.
Hey, this outsider, I'm afraid he will be killed by the surname He.
"You just need to meet up with your sect people honestly, and then secretly report their location to me."
"???"
Yan Fei was stunned. He wanted to be a spy by himself.
"But don't worry, I will not kill all of your troops. I will stay a part, continue your sacrifices, and open the channel connecting the two worlds. But before opening, be sure to notify me where I am in advance."
"!!!"
Not only to kill people, but also from the most outstanding disciples of our Three Saints Sect's younger generation.
If the princes of heaven are all annihilated, Mom, will the elders of the sect tear himself up?
In an instant, Yan Fei became sober for the most part.
Do you still say you are not a demon?
Your special mother is simply the devil! !
What should I do? Do you want to agree?
Yan Fei was caught in entanglement. One of them was his fellow apprentice brother who got along day and night, and the other was the master of life and death in control of his lifeline.
‘Made, is this someone like that kind of villain who is greedy for life and fear of death? ’
Thinking of this, his face condensed, his whole body vigorous, and solemnly said.
"I... did it!!"
At this moment, he seemed to betray his soul and collapsed on the ground feebly.
"Old Jiu, is there any way for him to keep his promise?" He Xiaotian turned to look at Jiutou Niao and asked. According to the past, this bird must have refused. But because of his previous surname, he was a little excited.
So, the nine-headed bird flapped its wings twice.
"For your sincere sake, Lord Bird, I will help you. Come here, the young man will eat this talisman."
Yan Fei looked at the yellow paper that was so cruel that he almost cooked him and took out the yellow paper from behind his ass, with an ugly face.
Mud! !
Who insulted?
Let me eat the stuff you pulled out.
Then he had a fierce face, with a hideous face, snatching the yellow talisman paper from the nine-headed bird and stuffing it into his mouth.
"Master Chief, I really belong to you!!"
He Xiaotian: "......"
With Yan Fei's appearance just now, he thought that the other party was going to violently resist, and broke his wrist with himself.
As a result, he really thought too much.
"Hey, boy. What you eat is called a puppet talisman, which is something I snatched from the hands of a certain star sect. This talisman is swallowed into the abdomen, and your wealth and life are all in my hands.
I know what you do normally. Once you want to reveal what you are controlled by others in any way, or reveal the news of cooperation between us.
Gee, you will regret it. "
After Nine-Headed Bird finished speaking, Yan Fei stood up abruptly.
Then hurriedly jumped into the iron pan and stirred himself with a large spoon.
Yan Fei stewed in an iron pot, crying without tears.
The two demons, Madd, didn't let him take advantage of any loopholes.
Shouldn't you sign up to participate in the invasion of the central domain at first, just stay in the Three Saints and be a waste, isn't it fragrant?
Besides, what you told me, brother, doesn’t work! !
The distant ancestor, a sloppy middle-aged man who was talking about Dashan, suddenly sneezed several times in a row.
Which little **** is talking about him?
I don’t know, brother, I’m making a sister sister!
He Xiaotian rescued Yan Fei from the cauldron. This was his own magical tool for cutting leek, and he couldn't get his braids up for no reason.
In order to comfort each other, he decided to cook a pot of soup personally and apologize.
In fact, this is just rhetoric.
It was all because the nine-headed bird took out the puppet talisman, which made He Xiaotian suddenly realize that there must be a lot of interesting things on this dying bird.
If you can't give up the child and can't cover the wolf, take out a bone to reward it.
When he completely tamed the nine-headed bird, isn't all its treasures his own?
He Xiaotian was calculating the other party, while holding the ingredients given by the other party, and cooking in a pot.
The nine-headed bird was very happy, and he was on the right path of training the "poop shovel officer".
If you just give some sweetness, this guy can't wait to take the initiative to become a cook.
It's very gratifying! !
Only in the next second, I felt a bit cold on my head somehow, as if there was a big net covering it.
Yan Fei was caught between the two big men, shivering.
Poor, weak, and helpless.
After mixing for most of the day, He Xiaotian looked at the dragon soup exuding alluring fragrance, and he was satisfied.
Take a look, I still have some culinary talent.
How appetizing is the color of this soup?
The floating bones are the finishing touch.
He Xiaotian's heart is full of accomplishment, and he learned the wrong major at the beginning.
If you take a woollen medical college exam, you should learn how to cook!
The nine-headed bird blinked, and secretly asked what the **** was doing?
"Dinner!"
He Xiaotian was very narcissistic, and then he waved a big hand and exclaimed.
He picked up a large spoon and poured it into the exclusive jade bowl of Nine Birds.
Yan Fei, who was trembling, was holding a broken bowl cautiously.
By the way, this bowl was also taken out from behind the **** of the nine-headed bird.
I don't know why this bird is, it is very nasty and interesting to put the storage space there.
"Come, come and **** craft."
He Xiaotian urged immediately, he needed praise.
"Chishy—"
Upon hearing this, Yan Fei dries up the whole bowl of soup in one go.
This is keel making, he is a little transparent in the Three Saints Sect, how can he be treated like this?
The pride of heaven in the sect, the first person in the younger generation, I am afraid he is only at this level.
As a result, after smelling the tempting dragon soup, after all of it was in his stomach, a strong pain spread all over his body.
No, this soup is poisonous?
"Puff!"
He Xiaotian stared at Yan Fei who had fallen to the ground, and was stunned.
What's the matter, my little brother, you look so toxic after drinking it, who would you show it to?
When the nine-headed bird saw the neon flashing on the face of the "Shit Shovel Officer", it immediately rounded the field.
You can't let the plan fail, and you need to give some encouragement when appropriate.
"It may be that his cultivation base is too low, and the power contained in the soup is too strong, which makes him unable to digest. The body's protective system automatically turns on, causing him to faint."
He Xiaotian's expression finally improved a lot after hearing this.
Then he turned his head and looked at the nine-headed bird.
Drink! !
Phoenix:"......"
For some reason, I always feel that the tempting dragon soup in the jade bowl suddenly turned into green slime, and the wafting heat turned into a skeleton, tempting it to drink it.
For a while, its head hurts a bit.
Isn't it really poisonous?
But when he saw He Xiaotian's gradually becoming unkind eyes, Nine-Headed Bird's heart stunned.
How could it be possible, after all, it was made from keel bones, plus one's own cherished spices.
Even if a pig makes the soup, the taste will not be bad.
"Gudong Gudong..."
"Dang Cang!!"
The jade bowl fell from its wings, and the nine-headed bird looked stiff and fell to the ground with its head up.
This soup is really poisonous!
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